Pick Up Lines Galore

[Tsujan9484]

Let's share the pick up lines we know....but make sure not to overdo anything or else the thread will be deleted.

The pick up lines can be from anywhere, the anime, maths, science, general IQ, anything...but again should not violate any rules..Yap. You can create your own...so let's begin.



Here are mine.

General

Spoiler

Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms he just tells the sperms to retreat.

Top Scientists say that....life started from Chuck Norris and will end to Chuck Norris.....It has been proved.

If by chance Chuck Norris sneeze, then it's the end of the universe.


Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

Anime

Spoiler

SO6P: Now that you have activated the Holy Rod......there is nothing I can do now.

Naruto: With my bunshin...I can do anything...anything

Sasuke: I can copy any move with my sharingan.

Luffy: In my gear mode... I can enlarge any part of my body.

Ichigo: Normal people can't see me....

Yamato - "you seem a bit stiff, but i still got wood"



Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?

xd

 

[Venus]

This one is a bit disturbing and I cannot remember where I heard it.

"Did you just fart, cause you blew me away"

 

[Tsujan9484]

hmm...dead already!!...was expecting some more replies......

 

[Venus]

This thread has been made before, a few times actually. Humour died out in the base, quite a while back.