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scottyy

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the coolest anime/manga/cartoon pick up line u cud make up or think of

charmander is red

squirtle is blue

if u were a pokemon

id choose you.

stolen but hey close enough :)
 

Deadai

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here are the best pick up lines in anime history!
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Roses are red...
Violets are blue...

Took me 3 hours to come up with it..
 

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dude i really really like your sig

BITCHHHESSZZZZ
 

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To get girls, you gotta be slick with the tongue..

They can't turn down a cunning linguist.
 

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I think my penis stopped breathing, you know CPR?

Dr. House
 

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Go up to a girl and say any of the following:

You have been chosen to be the next jinchuriki for my one eyed beast.

It looks like your smuggling two rasengans underneath your sweater.

You wanna help me practice my 1000 years of death jutsu. I don't use any handsigns.

With you around, part of my body involuntary does an expansion jutsu.
 

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can i borrow your phone? because i need to call God and telling he's missing an angel.
 

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here are the best pick up lines in anime history!
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sasori was the funniest one.

did it hurt?

did what hurt?

when you fell from heaven!!
 

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Sasuke's pick up line: "Wanna go to my secret clan hall and sharpen each other's swords?"
 

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