Pick Up Line (Poem)

[shanee]

haha It's inappropriate but funny. the whole thing is a joke to to get offended.

If I flip a coin, what are the chances im getting head tonight?
If im not hot enough, there is a switch for the light
Because I might just get lucky tonight
If i could re-write the alphabet, i would put I and U together
You might put F and U, but my sheets lighter than a feather
I think its hot in here because of you, or maybe its the weather
I like every bone on your body, especially mine
You have made me stiff with the Petrificus Totalus spell. Are you hermoin?

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Ill get prettier thought the night, here's some wine.
Ill be your superman and save you in the nick on time
Once upon a time, a girl and a guy ****ed all night long.
My nerd skills would love you if you looked like Kangaskan.
Like Come-on, although im not lil john
ill carry it on till dawn.


hahah this is probably my worst one but i think its really funny. hahah

 

[Legendary Broly]

Haha

 

[tenten fan]

now it sounds like a rap and less like peotry
still go though
i read it in my smooth talkin voice
(thats my trying hit on women voice)