The Pervy Pirates
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Chapter five: The New Adventures Begin
Having narrowly escaped his Ex wife, Pervy Pervy, Ali, Minato, Zenryoku, faust, Yard, Mugen, Perry and Chiryoku set off on another magical adventure.
Captain Pervy: Well that was fun where to next?
Zenryoku: How can you call that fun? You almost got raped?
Captain Pervy: It's not rape if i enjoy it
Zenryoku: Someone please tell me how he is the captain? Seriously?
Minato: He buys me porn...
Ali: I'm not gonna fight him for it... don't know where his hands have been....
Yard: He told me he loved me :T_T:
Perry: I was tryna reach the cookies when we voted...
Faust: Derp..
Faust:
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Captain Pervy: I have an idea....
Ali: For the last time... we're not having an orgy dammit...
Captain Pervy: Nooo not that...
Zenryoku: And we're not playing strip poker!!!
Captain Pervy: Not that either...
Faust: And we're not going to mollest the ducks again...
Entire crew: ... WTH
Captain Pervy: No, what i was going to say, is we go over to that island over their to explore...
Pervy then pointed at an island.
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Zenryoku: God dammit Pervy!!!
Ali: f*ck this...
Ali then clicked his fingers, once again igniting Pervy's ass as he began to run up and down the ship screaming with pain.
Yard: I'll save you captain...
Ali: Oh no you won't...
Ali then clicked his fingers again igniting yard's ass who began to run up and down the ship with pain.
Ali: Hey faust... look...
Faust: huh...
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Faust:
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And for the next few hours the rest of the crew enjoyed faust chasing Yard and Pervy up and down the ship trying to smoke them. Though, Minato thought they were playing kiss chase and so he began chasing the three of them trying to join in. Several hours later...
Gobi: We got a problem guys...
Minato: You're mother has stopped putting out?
Gobi: What did you say!?!?
Minato: I said you're mother is a *****!!!
Gobi: Aww thanks ^_^
Minato: Erm.. Gobi... do you know what that means?
Gobi: It means my mum is good at cooking right?
Minato: Nooo... i'm saying your mother is like Wesobi and Mugens mother....
Gobi:
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Wesobi: What's that supposed to mean?
Mugen: Yeh Minato!!
Minato: It means your mother is the village bicycle....
Wesobi: Aww you mean everyone likes her?
Minato: No... i mean everyone gets a ride
Captain Pervy: Now you see why i have this poster of your mother:
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Wesobi and Mugen then jumped at pervy hitting him to the floor beating him as Gobi and Minato dueled violently... with their foam swords...
Ali: :sy:
Zenryoku: Lmao...
Ali: God dammit... urgh... fine... OMG A GIANT DUCK!!!
Then entire crew all spun around looking towards Ali as Faust and Ingwer came running out the cabin.
Ali: That actually worked...
Captain Pervy: Heyyyy..... there's no giant duck!!!
Faust: You mean... he lied
Ingwer:
Ali: U mad bro?
Zenryoku: They mad bro...
Ali: Probably should of thought this through...
Suddenly the entire crew ran at Ali to attack him for his lies... when all of a sudden... a giant duck emerged from the see...
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Ali: No... f*cking... way...
All the crew stopped in shock to look at the duck...
Crew: WTH...
Crew: ....
wease:Crew: :T_T:
Then entire crew except Ali and Zen danced around in excitement at seeing the giant duck....
Faust: I am lord faust!!! QUACK!!!!
Giant duck: I am the lord of all ducks and i'm here to destroy you...
Wesobi&Mugen&Minato: Can we keep it... can we keep it...!!!!!
Captain Pervy: Nooo it's mine... i saw it first...
Ingwer: Nuh uh... i saw it first!!!
Zenryoku: Technically, Ali saw it first...
Ali: Yeh... about that... :ghehe:
Captain Pervy: I'm the captain and i called it first!!!
Minato: Oh hellll no!!!
Giant duck: Erm... excuse me... giant talking duck here... tryna kill you....
Captain Pervy: Imagine if we taught it to do tricks... lets catch it!!!
Giant duck: Is anyone listening to me?
Captain Pervy: OMG it can talk!!!!
Zenryoku: It's been talking for the past 5 minutes...
Giant duck: Atleast someone was listening... hey... wait... if you heard me talking why didn't you answer me... jackass...
Zenryoku: Didn't want to be the weirdo that talks to ducks... we've got faust for that...
Faust: QUACK!!!
Giant duck: Yanno what... f*ck it... i'm going...
The duck then turned around to leave, when all of a sudden faust lept on to his back along with Ingwer, Yard, Minato and Mugen.... then duck tried to swim away...
Captain pervy: Follow that duck!!!!
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Yup, i got bored and wrote a new chapter...
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