Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 4

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The Pervy Pirates





Chapter four: Father vs Son​


Pervy has his son pinned down on the ship when suddenly 3 people launch at him attacking him, knocking him mugen.​

Perry: How could you abandon me!!!

Chiryoku: You bastard!!! you left me behind!!!

Wesobi: Pappyyyyyyy!!!!!

Captain Pervy: Who the f*ck are you guys :T_T:

Perry: How could you forget your own children dumass!!!!

Chiryoku: You left me behind bitch!!!!

Wesobi: My own pappy doesn't remember me :shy:


Meanwhile over on the pervy pirate's ship, Ali, Faust and Gobi see Pervy being attacked.​

Ali: *sigh* Not again....

Faust: Why does it always have to be him?

Gobi: What's happening?

Ali: Time to save our captain... again >_<


Ali suddenly leaps off the ship, followed by Faust, Gobi watches them go and decides to follow them onto the other pirate ship. Meanwhile pervy is fighting off Perry and Chiryoku.

Chiryoku: You left me at the damn circus you bastard!!!

Captain Pervy: You said you wanted to join :T_T:

Chiryoku: Bitch please... faust got you all stoned and then told you i was staying behind when i was getting a cookie...

Captain Pervy: Are you cereal?

Chiryoku: I'm super ceral O_O

I couldn't resist xd

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Captain Pervy: Then who the f*ck are those guys?

Mugen: Your children dumass....

Captain Pervy: :T_T: noooo.... more mini me....

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Perry: How could you forget me... i'm your favourite son...

Wesobi: Wait... what? No you're not!!!!

Mugen: Of corse he isn't wes.... i am U_U

Suddenly, perry attacks mugen as they fight rolling around on the floor.

While they fight, Ali, Faust and Gobi land next to Pervy.​

Ali: How come every time we come to help you it ends up being your fault because you can't use a f*ck condom >_<

Captain Pervy: :shy: I can't afford them... and she said that the stalk couldn't bring her babies...

Gobi: Stalk? Wtf is he on about?

Faust: *whispers* Yeh, we convinced pervy that children are dropped off by a bird xd

Gobi: Who would believe something like that?

Faust points at Pervy.

Ali, Faust and Gobi laugh at Pervy.​

Ali: Are we done h...

Suddenly a Plant looking man comes out of the ships deck

Emperor: I'm back!!!!

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Ali: Who the hell is this guy?

Faust's eyes light up with joy as he sees what he loves​


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Faust: Ali will you give me a light? :pwease:

Ali: What the hell are you.... oh... yeh sure :zonder:

In an instant faust is wrapping emperor up in his special paper holding up to his mouth

Faust: Light me up ali xd

Ali creats a fireball in his hand and throws it at emperor's head as ali begins to smoke him.... again..​

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Emperor: :T_T: Not again!!!!

Faust: Thats some good shit!!!

Captain Pervy: That's our fausty xd

Chiryoku: Oi bitch what's that!!!

Chiryoku points up towards a decending figure in the sky...​


Next time: The mysterious figure

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Why would I fight with Mugen if he loses by default?
BEcause shut up U_U


This was...Gewd... O^O
Thankies

I'm cereal.

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Super cereal.
Indeed you are U_U

Words cannot describe the WTF I had xd

Manbearpig... classic
xd

xd Awesome pervy,
Thanks

LMFAO, Smoking Emp.
It happened again xd
 
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