Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 3

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The Pervy Pirates




Chapter three: A shocking encounter


Finally after hours of retardedness, the crew had finally set sail. At the front of the ship, Zenryoku sat sharpening his blades. Next to him, Faust was plotting how to take over he world with his duck. Meanwhile, Yard, Pervy, Minato, Ali and Gobi were sat in the kitchen talking.​

Gobi: So where are we going?

Minato: Where ever the captain can get laid...

Yard: So we need a place where the impossible can happen?

Suddenly a block of carbon hits Yard in the face.​

Yard: I was joking :T_T: and that hurt :'(

Captain Pervy: That's not funny assface!!!

Ali: But its true...

Captain Pervy: :shy: Why are you all so mean to me...

Minato: We aren't mean... we are just honest :p


Suddenly Minato starts choking unable to breathe....​

Gobi: Whats up with that guy?

Yard: Rather him than me xd

Ali: Brother, stop it...

Gobi: Stop what? Whats he doing?

Yard: Thats enough captain.. stop it...

Suddenly captain pervy is hit flying into the wall​

Captain Pervy: :T_T: my head...

Zenryoku: What have i told you about choking your own crew?

Captain Pervy: Erm... i can't remember... *he says this acting like a stubbord child*

A frying pan flies across the room hitting pervy in the head at great speed​

Zenryoku: Think harder before i start throwing sharper objects....

He says this as he raises his sword in his hand slightly with a big grin on his face​

Captain Pervy: You said if i'm going to choke a bitch, then they shouldn't be one of our crew members :shy:

Zenryoku: The don't f*cking joke minato... jeeze... such a moron...

Captain Pervy: You're just upset because i slept with your sister....

Zenryoku turns around slowing getting super angry as he does looking like this:

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Zenryoku: You... did... what...? O_O

Ali: He's joking...

Zenryoku suddenly throws one of his sword at high speeds do it stabs into the bench pervy is sitting on, right between his legs.​

Captain Pervy: O_O Oh shit....

Once again pervy is being chased around the ship but this time by zenryoku who is trying to cut off his nutts.​

Zenryoku: How dare you touch my sister you bastard!!!!!

Yard: Do you think we should remind zen that he doesn't have a sister?

Minato: Nah, f*ck it... that bastard tried to choke me... and just think how funny it would be... the captain of the pervy pirates... has no nutts xd

Ali: Why did i ever join this crew?

Yard: To stop your brother from sleeping with his own aunt?

Ali: Some times i wish i was an only child *sigh*

Several minites later...​

Minato: Guys... watch this... Hey zen!!!!

Zenryoku: What the hell do you want? I'm busy >_<

Minato: I was just wondering... what's your sisters name?

Zenryoku: Why does it matter?

He continues to chase pervy...​

Minato: Just curious i guess

Zenryoku: You know it's.... erm... wait... huh? O_O

Captain Pervy: It was a joke... you don't even have a sister :T_T:

Zenryoku: Oh yeh O_O My bad :lili:

Pervy raises his hand in a grabbing motion pointing it towards zenryoku​

Ali: Pervy... Don't >_<

Captain Pervy: Just a bit of choking... making a little carbon dioxide?

Ali: No... stop it...

Faust: Hey what's that?

Minato: He's probably high again...

Yard: Or maybe the ducks told him to say it lmao

Minato high fives Yard​

Captain Pervy: No... He's right.. it's a ship heading towards us...

Minato & yard: Huh O_O

Gobi: It's my old ship :T_T: hide me...

Captain Pervy: You mean... he was the one who shot you out of the cannon?

Gobi: Yes :shy:

Captain Pervy: I'll sort this O_O


The two ships got close and closer together, leaving only 20 meters between them.​

Captain Pervy: I'll handle these guys alone...

Gobi: Pervy... nooo...

But it was too late, pervy had lept into the air growing large wings made of carbon flying over to the other ship...​

Gobi: What the f*ck? O_O

Ali: So my nephew is your old captain?

Gobi: Nephew... you mean? O_O


Suddenly cannon balls are being fire at pervy in the air as he flys towards the ship​

Captain Pervy: Oi you little bastards!!!! Stop firing at me....

Pervy dodged the cannon balls when he could and blocked the others with walls are carbon that he created while ali incinerated any that came near the ship.​

Captain Pervy: You little brat >_<

Pervy suddenly swept down upon one man who stood at the front of the ship slamming them into the floor.​

Captain Pervy: It's me dumb ass

??????: Pappy?

Captain Pervy: Who else would be captain of the pervy pirates ey mugen?

Mugen: What are you doing here?

Captain Pervy: I'm here to teach you a lesson... What have i told you about shooting people out of a cannon?

Mugen: :shy: paint them white first and tie them up to look like sperm...

Captain Pervy: Now time to pay for attacking me >_<


Next time: Father vs Son

I'm losing my creativity >_<
 

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That's some funny stuff xd
Thanks

Lmao, You are so not loosing your touch.
Thanks, you will be burning someones ass next chapter ;)

Lolz. Choking people with the Force huh? xd
Nah its carbon custom :rolleyes:

(kurokongouseki ) Carbon Reaction
Rank: A
Type: Supplementary
Range: short-long
Chakra Cost: 35
Damage Points: N/a
Description: The user will perform one handseal releasing chakra into carbon around the battle feild. This does not include carbon that is part of living things. The user will then release a wave of energy into the carbon to cause the carbon to react with oxygen in the air creating either carbon dioxide or carbon monoxide. This can be done on certain areas that the user chooses.
 

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:rofl:

Gobi: So where are we going?

Minato: Where ever the captain can get laid...

Yard: So we need a place where the impossible can happen?
Minato: Guys... watch this... Hey zen!!!!

Zenryoku: What the hell do you want? I'm busy >_<

Minato: I was just wondering... what's your sisters name?

Zenryoku: Why does it matter?


He continues to chase pervy...


Minato: Just curious i guess

Zenryoku: You know it's.... erm... wait... huh? O_O

Captain Pervy: It was a joke... you don't even have a sister

Zenryoku: Oh yeh O_O My bad
Captain Pervy: I'm here to teach you a lesson... What have i told you about shooting people out of a cannon?

Mugen: paint them white first and tie them up to look like sperm...
 

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It's nice, but misses something.
I was sitting outside the whole time with my duck, all the action happens in the kitchen and I get only one pathetic line while I'm not even there? O_O
 
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