Its some time in august (we think) and the might peverts are about to set saild for teh Grand line!....
Teh mightyest crew youve ever seen!
The pervy sage - The guy that sits at the front of the ship perving at all he sees, never turning around unless the crew see his boner!
Special power - Lightning devil fruit thingy... when he rubs his hands together or parts of his body he can create lightning...
Downside - Almost destroys the ship masterbating and every one knows when he is...
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Pesh - The ships stalker spie. Pesh loves to spy on all the crews enermies and rape interrogate them xd
Special powers - rape rape Interrogation devil fruit powers.
Downside - Pesh gets carried away at meal times :|
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Faust - Is the ships spammer entertainment. He entertains us all with all his Spam... random crap.... stories... (got there in the end xd)
Special powers - Spam spam devil fruit powers
Downside - Sometimes faust will wake up in the middle of the night and spam stories to the pervy sage who will get horny, and almost destroy the ship...
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Chiryoku - he is the ships bitch, he moans like a woman, cooks like one and looks good in a thong U_U
Special powers - shine shine devil fruit, he has the power to turn into a rainbow, or a storm cloud. He can use the rainbow power to distract enermies or cheer the crew up
Downside - Hes been a misserable shithead and wont turn into a teh ****in rainbow!
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Daemon - is teh navigater, when setting sale everyone else is too much of a retard to even know where going
Special powers - Daemon's penis will always point north when ever he wants it to
Downside - Daemon lets his penis get the better of him and we end up in a brothel.
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Nnoitra-Sama - Is the sword master of the ship, he has one blade that starts as a rope like substance.
Special powers - Nnoitra-Sama Has a special sword, which reshapes to his mood. For example when hes excited "for battle" it will be hard and straight... when hes scared it will be floppy.
Downsite - Nnoitra-Sama loses control of his sword from time to time and injures the crew matez
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Begins!
It was early on a sunday morning and the crew were ready with there almighty ship to set sail...
Pervy: Dude wheres my car?
Faust: Wheres your car dude?
Pervy: Dude wheres my car?
Faust: Wheres you car dude....
Chiryoku: This is a pirate anime... with boats.... :|
Pervy: And your adopted...
Pesh: lols raping time
Chiryoku: Rainbow power...
Pervy: wtf dude? thats just gay lol
Faust: yeh thats just so homo...
Chiryoku: But... But... *turns to a cloud*
The rest of the crew laugh....
The crew then raised the said and set off out the harbour in the direction of the grand line, after travelling for about half a minite, they all got bored...
Pervy: neeedddddd RUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pesh: i need whores
Faust: I need weed
Nnoitra-Sama: i need excitement...
*Everyone steps away from him*
Chiryoku: *sat in the corner* i want a decent power....
After half an hour of travel the Pervy pirates we sat around a table inside playing strip poker.... Faust was losing, Pesh was having trouble not using his rape rape powers, Nnoitra-Sama's sword was sticking through the table, Pervy was dying to touch himself and Chiryoku was holding most of fausts clothes laughing...
Pervy: *thinking* I think ive got the gayest pirate crew... ever....
Faust: *thinging* I might get laid tonight
Pesh: Im going to rape faust when no ones looking
*everyone looks at Pesh*
Everyone: Hun?
Pesh: did i say that out loud? :|
There was suddenly a giant knock to the ship sending the entire crew flying out of there seats.
Chiryoku: Now who the f*ck did that?
*they all run outside to find a giant sea cat attacking the ship*
Nnoitra-Sama and pesh: Giant.... Wet.... *****....
Pervy: Must... not... touch... myself....
Faust: hey mr sea cat, did you know that the average hieght for a fully grown male... is
Pervy: Omg its fausts spam spam powers...
Chiryoku: Its my time to shine.... *turns into a rainbow*
*the sea cat stops attacking the ship and stares*
Pesh runs at the see can and jumps on it humping its ear!
Pesh: Wet *****!!! Rape Rape power!
Nnoitra-Sama: My swords never been this hard!
*the pervy sage cant control himself any longer and starts to masterbate over the sea cat, for no apparent reason*
*static begins to build up and after about 2 minites hes biting his lip and sundenly releases a giant bolt of lightning from his trousers*
Pervy: F*ck yes!
*the giant bolt of lightning hits the sea cat and it just explodes into peices... the ear lands back on the ship with pesh still humping it*
Faust: Im not eating that.... *pulls out a spliff*
Pervy: Didnt know i had it in me...
Chiryoku: Am i the only one who Thinks pervy masturbating and killing and giant sea cat f*cked up?
Pervy: Lulwut?
Daemon: *walks out of the cabin* wtf are you guys doing?
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The adventures continue next time with part 2.....
No offence to any crew mates it just a laugh, and if you dont reading it... just lol xd
Visual aid:
Teh mightyest crew youve ever seen!
The pervy sage - The guy that sits at the front of the ship perving at all he sees, never turning around unless the crew see his boner!
Special power - Lightning devil fruit thingy... when he rubs his hands together or parts of his body he can create lightning...
Downside - Almost destroys the ship masterbating and every one knows when he is...
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Pesh - The ships stalker spie. Pesh loves to spy on all the crews enermies and rape interrogate them xd
Special powers - rape rape Interrogation devil fruit powers.
Downside - Pesh gets carried away at meal times :|
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Faust - Is the ships spammer entertainment. He entertains us all with all his Spam... random crap.... stories... (got there in the end xd)
Special powers - Spam spam devil fruit powers
Downside - Sometimes faust will wake up in the middle of the night and spam stories to the pervy sage who will get horny, and almost destroy the ship...
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Chiryoku - he is the ships bitch, he moans like a woman, cooks like one and looks good in a thong U_U
Special powers - shine shine devil fruit, he has the power to turn into a rainbow, or a storm cloud. He can use the rainbow power to distract enermies or cheer the crew up
Downside - Hes been a misserable shithead and wont turn into a teh ****in rainbow!
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Daemon - is teh navigater, when setting sale everyone else is too much of a retard to even know where going
Special powers - Daemon's penis will always point north when ever he wants it to
Downside - Daemon lets his penis get the better of him and we end up in a brothel.
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Nnoitra-Sama - Is the sword master of the ship, he has one blade that starts as a rope like substance.
Special powers - Nnoitra-Sama Has a special sword, which reshapes to his mood. For example when hes excited "for battle" it will be hard and straight... when hes scared it will be floppy.
Downsite - Nnoitra-Sama loses control of his sword from time to time and injures the crew matez
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Begins!
It was early on a sunday morning and the crew were ready with there almighty ship to set sail...
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Pervy: Dude wheres my car?
Faust: Wheres your car dude?
Pervy: Dude wheres my car?
Faust: Wheres you car dude....
Chiryoku: This is a pirate anime... with boats.... :|
Pervy: And your adopted...
Pesh: lols raping time
Chiryoku: Rainbow power...
Pervy: wtf dude? thats just gay lol
Faust: yeh thats just so homo...
Chiryoku: But... But... *turns to a cloud*
The rest of the crew laugh....
The crew then raised the said and set off out the harbour in the direction of the grand line, after travelling for about half a minite, they all got bored...
Pervy: neeedddddd RUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pesh: i need whores
Faust: I need weed
Nnoitra-Sama: i need excitement...
*Everyone steps away from him*
Chiryoku: *sat in the corner* i want a decent power....
After half an hour of travel the Pervy pirates we sat around a table inside playing strip poker.... Faust was losing, Pesh was having trouble not using his rape rape powers, Nnoitra-Sama's sword was sticking through the table, Pervy was dying to touch himself and Chiryoku was holding most of fausts clothes laughing...
Pervy: *thinking* I think ive got the gayest pirate crew... ever....
Faust: *thinging* I might get laid tonight
Pesh: Im going to rape faust when no ones looking
*everyone looks at Pesh*
Everyone: Hun?
Pesh: did i say that out loud? :|
There was suddenly a giant knock to the ship sending the entire crew flying out of there seats.
Chiryoku: Now who the f*ck did that?
*they all run outside to find a giant sea cat attacking the ship*
Nnoitra-Sama and pesh: Giant.... Wet.... *****....
Pervy: Must... not... touch... myself....
Faust: hey mr sea cat, did you know that the average hieght for a fully grown male... is
Pervy: Omg its fausts spam spam powers...
Chiryoku: Its my time to shine.... *turns into a rainbow*
*the sea cat stops attacking the ship and stares*
Pesh runs at the see can and jumps on it humping its ear!
Pesh: Wet *****!!! Rape Rape power!
Nnoitra-Sama: My swords never been this hard!
*the pervy sage cant control himself any longer and starts to masterbate over the sea cat, for no apparent reason*
*static begins to build up and after about 2 minites hes biting his lip and sundenly releases a giant bolt of lightning from his trousers*
Pervy: F*ck yes!
*the giant bolt of lightning hits the sea cat and it just explodes into peices... the ear lands back on the ship with pesh still humping it*
Faust: Im not eating that.... *pulls out a spliff*
Pervy: Didnt know i had it in me...
Chiryoku: Am i the only one who Thinks pervy masturbating and killing and giant sea cat f*cked up?
Pervy: Lulwut?
Daemon: *walks out of the cabin* wtf are you guys doing?
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The adventures continue next time with part 2.....
No offence to any crew mates it just a laugh, and if you dont reading it... just lol xd
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