Pervys perve pirates :| 18+ (retarded) Part 2

Pervyy

Immortal
Joined
Oct 22, 2009
Messages
43,021
Kin
3,689💸
Kumi
32,163💴
Trait Points
0⚔️
Here is the crew for those who havnt seen:

You must be registered for see images



You must be registered for see images



You must be registered for see images


You must be registered for see images


You must be registered for see images


And here is part one:



Part 2


After sailing for another day, after the incident with the sea cat, pesh was becoming tired of raping the remaining bits of the sea cat on the ship and everyone was hungry because they refused to eat what pesh had touched...

At the front of the ship was Deamon stood in a godly pose navigating to the nearest island with his penis....

While next to him tied up wa the pervy sage... After the incident with the sea cat he couldnt seem to control himself and almost blew the mast off with a lightning bolt from from his penis... It didnt help that he had to watch pesh have his way with raw meat....


Meanwhile in the back of the cabin, chiryoku and Faust had discovered 2 weird looking fruits but they had no idea what they were... So they dared each other to eat them....

Faust was the first one to eat his...

Faust: Hmmm im not sure about this
Chiryoku: Pusssyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Faust: Screw you hippy! (saying this like eric cartman)

*faust take a bite of his the fruit and had a sudden weird feeling in his body, something had changed*

Chiryoku: well?
Faust: I feel weird...
Chiryoku: lolwut?
Faust: I feel like.... like... like... smoking... smoking everything...

*faust squashes the rest of his fruit in his hand then wrapping it up and smoking it*

Faust: thats some good sh*t :p
Chiryoku: You just ate the puff puff devil fruit.... it makes you want to smoke everything like a hippie dude.... :|
Faust: lols Im the spam spam puff monster *poses* Now eat fool....

*chiryoku takes a bite of his fruit and suddently he feels the power running threw him*

Faust: lolwut?
Chiryoku: Lols check this man

*turns into a jew*

Faust: what the

*turns into a camel*

*faust looks at what hes smoking thinking is this sh*t fo real?*

*chiryoku turns back to normal*

Chiryoku: I must of ate the trip trip devil fruit. It makes people think they are high and having a bad trip because i can turn into anything....
Faust: few, i thought i was going to have to stop smoking :p


Daemon: *shouts* My penis sees land!!!!!!

*everyone gathered on deck and they all headed for the port on the island, they arrived after about half an hour*

Pervy: Come on guys untie me, ill behave i promise....
Faust: If you dont ill smoke you :|

*they all got off the ship and started heading down the path into the town when they saw a funny looking guy*

Pervy: *stops and points* Whats with this guy?
Daemon: Why is the dude holding the branches of a tree like that?

Random guy: Im no man! Im a plant!
Pesh: No your a man, i can rape you...
Daemon: Here we go again....

Random guy: My name is emperor and ima plant man!!!!

Faust: *while smoking a spliff* Lol this guy thinks hes a tree....

Emperor: Im a plant you F*cking idiots!

Pervy: Oh crap, pesh thats probably no legal in this country...

*pesh looks up while emperor stands scared looking at what pesh is doing to him*

Emperor: you cant do that to me im a plant!

Faust: In that case.... *runs up to emperor*
Emperor: *trying to escape from pesh* what the hells that guy doing?

*faust pins emperor down to the ground and starts rapping him in a massive roll of unbreakable paper*

Faust: if your a pland i can smoke you :p
Emperor: what no sh*t! Nooooooo

Pervy: come on deamon, chiryoku, lets meet them later

*the 3 of them walk off hearing the screams of emperor saying dont rape me and stop smoking me*

*after walking for half an hour a random retard jumps out in front of them saying give me all your money*

You must be registered for see images


Pervy: Huh?
Daemon: lolwut?
Chiryoku: whos this?

Random retard: I ams zee almighty Mugen and im here to steals your moneyssss....

Chiryoku: Erm ill take care of this...

*steps forward cracking his fingers and turns into....

You must be registered for see images


Mugen: Ahhhh.... maths *runs off into the distance crying....

Pervy: lols, i bet pesh would of had fun raping that guy....


End


----------------------------------------------------------------------

Next time: adventures on the island


Note: no offence to any of the people involved...
 
Last edited:
Top