[Pervert] What is the most perverted techniques combination there is?

[Lolxe]

Be creative and use the existing techniques in Naruto in order to come up with the most perverted and horny-ing technique thats possible. Sorry if its the wrong section .

Restrictions: You must use at least 2 techniques and then provide an explanation.

I'd say technique No.1 is: Shinra Tensai
2. Bansho Tensei
3. Harem no jutsu
4. Kage bunshin no jutsu
5. Izanami
6. Baika no jutsu

Explanation: First using Kage Bunshin and making them turn into different hot women with Harem no jutsu, then using Baika no jutsu to enlarge specific parts, and for the fun we use Shinra and Bansho Tensei to swap women and also let the technique do the work , so you wont have to move, and last but not least important, Izanami, for endless pleasure .

 

[Tosen]

1.Take pants of no jutsu
2.Take boxers of no jutsu
3.Whip out d'ick no jutsu
4.Then just jack of infront of a hot chick or something I don't know you could call it suiton no jutsu:|

 

[Lolxe]

1.Take pants of no jutsu
2.Take boxers of no jutsu
3.Whip out d'ick no jutsu
4.Then just jack of infront of a hot chick or something I don't know you could call it suiton no jutsu:|

Ok :shrug:

 

[Meowazziel]

bad idea.
Deleted.

 

[Negative Knight]

How...Pointless

Your threads sometimes create good discussions, but this perverted sh*t isn't one of them

Stick to creating logic based threads instead of one for all the pedos of this site to swarm to