Perryscience pt. 1

[Passion]

> Are you boredfag that's working/studying or just boredfag?

- Yes, I am. D:

(^ No shwoopy loopy)

> Perryscience has the answer! All you need to do is fight Perry.

(Brotip: Use magnets for faster fighting.)

> Infinite fun!

> Companies will go bankrupt!

> Economy will go bankrupt!

> Schools will go bankrupt!

 

[Yūsuke1]

Yusuke Mandalorian biography

*runs at you with spear in hand like a barbarian *

 

[Passion]

Yusuke Mandalorian biography

*runs at you with spear in hand like a barbarian *

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[Yūsuke1]

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*stabs you in the mouth*

 

[Passion]

*stabs you in the mouth*

*crouches and cuts you in half with a horizontal slash of Chidori spear*

 

[Yūsuke1]

*crouches and cuts you in half with a horizontal slash of Chidori spear*

As you crouch, I swing my spear downwards, knocking the top of your head causing you to fall to the ground.

*backs away and throws away my spear*

 

[Passion]

As you crouch, I swing my spear downwards, knocking the top of your head causing you to fall to the ground.

*backs away and throws away my spear*

I believe that the weight of the spear when used with two hands, combined with the velocity + force required to pierce my head/mouth/throat, will make you unbalanced (stumble (once you hit nothing)) and therefore unable to swing the spear effectively downwards.

 

[Yūsuke1]

I believe that the weight of the spear when used with two hands, combined with the velocity + force required to pierce my head/mouth/throat, will make you unbalanced (stumble (once you hit nothing)) and therefore unable to swing the spear effectively downwards.

I written in my biography that despite the weight of the spear, it doesn't affect me that much o-O. I can easily pull and thrust my spear. xD Yusuke Mandalorian is an expert at close-combat. But then again, with that much force used in the stab, wouldn't I fall forward into you and we both get electrocuted XD?

*takes out a Perryscience notebook and scribbles more notes*

What shall we do now Professor o: ?!

 

[Passion]

I written in my biography that despite the weight of the spear, it doesn't affect me that much o-O. I can easily pull and thrust my spear. xD Yusuke Mandalorian is an expert at close-combat. But then again, with that much force used in the stab, wouldn't I fall forward into you and we both get electrocuted XD?

*takes out a Perryscience notebook and scribbles more notes*

What shall we do now Professor o: ?!

We shall now make infinite monies.

 

[Yūsuke1]

We shall now make infinite monies.

How are we going to do that Professor Perry?