Perry Teaches Me in Taijutsu

[Inch]

*Sits down and waits for Perry-Sensei.*
No training in taijutsu yet.

 

[Passion]

Alright. Give me a short explanation of Taijutsu, give me a taijutsu user and name a taijutsu technique you know.

 

[Inch]

Taijutsu is basically advance hand to hand combat. For the most part, taijutsu does not require handseals or chakra, although chakra can be used to enhance the taijutsu techniques. It is very useful when one wants to preserve their chakra during a fight.

An example of a taijutsu technique is the Leaf Great Whirlwind.

A prominent user of Taijutsu is Might Guy.

 

[Passion]

Taijutsu is basically advance hand to hand combat. For the most part, taijutsu does not require handseals or chakra, although chakra can be used to enhance the taijutsu techniques. It is very useful when one wants to preserve their chakra during a fight.

An example of a taijutsu technique is the Leaf Great Whirlwind.

A prominent user of Taijutsu is Might Guy.

Alright. We will begin by you showing me your best WRITTEN taijutsu combination. Need an example?

 

[Inch]

I think I know what you're wanting. If I'm wrong, I guess an example sounds good. ^^
Mid range start off..
I begin running towards you and get into a short range. As I near you, I crouch low to the ground and slide towards you on my left foot as I aim a sweeping kick towards your legs, in the hopes of knocking your legs out. I then push up with my left leg so that I begin rising to my normal height. As I rise, I aim a right handed punch towards your gut. As my punch connects, I put my right foot on the ground and perform a back flip, kicking you in the chin as I do so. I then land outside the range of your arms or legs.

How was that? D:

 

[Passion]

I think I know what you're wanting. If I'm wrong, I guess an example sounds good. ^^
Mid range start off..
I begin running towards you and get into a short range. As I near you, I crouch low to the ground and slide towards you on my left foot as I aim a sweeping kick towards your legs, in the hopes of knocking your legs out. I then push up with my left leg so that I begin rising to my normal height. As I rise, I aim a right handed punch towards your gut. As my punch connects, I put my right foot on the ground and perform a back flip, kicking you in the chin as I do so. I then land outside the range of your arms or legs.

How was that? D:

Excellent. You'd make a good taijutsu fighter. Now, the first jutsu you'll learn is Thousand years of death. I assume that you know how it works?

 

[Inch]

Thanks ^^
And yep.. That's the one in which you shove a Tiger hand seal up someone's ass right? O_O

 

[Passion]

Thanks ^^
And yep.. That's the one in which you shove a Tiger hand seal up someone's ass right? O_O

Yeah.

* Drops pants * Ready... Aim... Fire!

 

[Inch]

Lmao
*I dash over to you and form a Tiger handseal. I quickly dart behind you and crouch down. From this position, I ram the tiger handseal into your anus. Due to the extreme pain this this jab would induce, you are propelled foward.*
O_O

 

[Passion]

Lmao
*I dash over to you and form a Tiger handseal. I quickly dart behind you and crouch down. From this position, I ram the tiger handseal into your anus. Due to the extreme pain this this jab would induce, you are propelled foward.*
O_O

* Craps on you * Target neutralized

 

[Inch]

That's a big boy isn't he?

 

[Passion]

That's a big boy isn't he?

Wipe, pls?

 

[Inch]

D: I can't. I never learned to wipe.

 

[Passion]

D: I can't. I never learned to wipe.

How about you give me a lick then?

 

[Inch]

~_~
*Shoots water from my hand, thoroughly removing the residue of the poop from you.*
(Suiton: Suihachi) – Water Release: Hand of waves
Rank: C
Type: Offensive
Range: Short
Chakra cost: 15
Damage points: 30
Description: the user will produce a fairly powerful jet of water from the user's hand.

Better?

 

[Passion]

~_~
*Shoots water from my hand, thoroughly removing the residue of the poop from you.*
(Suiton: Suihachi) – Water Release: Hand of waves
Rank: C
Type: Offensive
Range: Short
Chakra cost: 15
Damage points: 30
Description: the user will produce a fairly powerful jet of water from the user's hand.

Better?

* The jet is too strong and ******* expands * How are you going to poke that now? Fisting perhaps?

 

[Inch]

Hmm.. This could be an issue.. We could try ductaping it?

 

[Passion]

Hmm.. This could be an issue.. We could try ductaping it?

Hmmm... Good idea. Get the tape ready

 

[Inch]

*Pulls out some ductape and tosses it to you*

 

[Passion]

*Pulls out some ductape and tosses it to you*

I can't see my bottom so can you tape it?