[Theory] Orochimaru's true identity

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Now Orochimaru is the villain we all love to hate, hes creepy, he loves snakes, and he surrounds himself with little children. Orochimaru is very adept at using his power, charisma, and knowledge impress and astound little children into being by his side at all times. It was here he messed up, he gave me the clues to his true identity, he should have stopped before I got on his case, but to me there is no doubt that Orochimaru is the Michael Jackson of Narutoverse, yes Orochimaru is the fun loving, pale white, pedophile that Kishi dreamed up....The resemblance is uncanny, I can not post pictures yet but go use google and look for yourself....


Michael Jackson hated his body, he hated his skin, he need to shed it and change so he went ahead and bleached himself white...Orochimaru hated the limits of his body so he as well shed it for another. So we can see both hate their bodies and love their kids, so there is no doubt at all that Orochimaru is really Michael Jackson!
 

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? Michael Jackson ? :sy:
 

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This is BS.
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Now Orochimaru is the villain we all love to hate, hes creepy, he loves snakes, and he surrounds himself with little children. Orochimaru is very adept at using his power, charisma, and knowledge impress and astound little children into being by his side at all times. It was here he messed up, he gave me the clues to his true identity, he should have stopped before I got on his case, but to me there is no doubt that Orochimaru is the Michael Jackson of Narutoverse, yes Orochimaru is the fun loving, pale white, pedophile that Kishi dreamed up....The resemblance is uncanny, I can not post pictures yet but go use google and look for yourself....


Michael Jackson hated his body, he hated his skin, he need to shed it and change so he went ahead and bleached himself white...Orochimaru hated the limits of his body so he as well shed it for another. So we can see both hate their bodies and love their kids, so there is no doubt at all that Orochimaru is really Michael Jackson!

hahahahaha lol u got that right brotha....xdxdxdxdxd
 

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Now Orochimaru is the villain we all love to hate, hes creepy, he loves snakes, and he surrounds himself with little children. Orochimaru is very adept at using his power, charisma, and knowledge impress and astound little children into being by his side at all times. It was here he messed up, he gave me the clues to his true identity, he should have stopped before I got on his case, but to me there is no doubt that Orochimaru is the Michael Jackson of Narutoverse, yes Orochimaru is the fun loving, pale white, pedophile that Kishi dreamed up....The resemblance is uncanny, I can not post pictures yet but go use google and look for yourself....


Michael Jackson hated his body, he hated his skin, he need to shed it and change so he went ahead and bleached himself white...Orochimaru hated the limits of his body so he as well shed it for another. So we can see both hate their bodies and love their kids, so there is no doubt at all that Orochimaru is really Michael Jackson!

this joke is so old... it's downright uncool now :mad:
 
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Why make a old joke about dead guy get real no lifers
 

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lol okay..:kagutsuchi: trolling ?
 

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Michael Jackson hated who his FATHER forced him to be, he changed himself because of that, he did not what to look any thing like his father who forced him into the music career at the young age he was when he was in the Jackson 5. And the reason why he liked kids so much is because he wanted to actually have a childhood, something he never had, he was over compensating. Don't Dis Orochimaru, don't Dis MJ, they are both cool in my book.
 

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If there was ever a comment/post that someone deserved a slap for its this one. The shyt was one of the dumbest post ever
 

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Why so serious? It made me laugh. Orochimort is back so don't have a cow over some fun at his expense.
 

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Please leave this forum...?


Oh and to the people seriously trying to answer this; facepalm yourself
 
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