Luffy: "Wow! Look! There's a volcano erupting on that island!"
Nami: "Right, so listen up! None of the three needles are pointing there!"
"That's strange even for the strangeness of the New World!"
Brook: "Take care of yourselves, kin of Laboon!"
Luffy: "Whatever, let's land! We can see it already, right? Who cares about the needles?"
Nami: "We can't get any closer! And what about that sea of fire! I don't understand..."
Sanji: "Luffy, I've got bad news. After all the trouble we went to to catch that deep sea fish... the parts that we cut up and were towing for later have all burned."
Luffy: "Gyaaaa!!"
Usopp: "The fish burned up in the water? It's only a matter of time before we do too!"
Franky: "No way- the Sunny is too super to lose!"
Nami: "Isn't it weird that we're not burning though? This sea! Look those fish bones! Bones! Bones!"
Brook: "Eh? You called"
Denden Mushi: "Puoho! Hohohooo! Puoho!"
Luffy: "What's up with this! It's crying! Even the *something* is hurting!" (someone help me out here? hara?)
Sanji: "Stupid! That's the emergency signal! Someone is asking to be saved!"
Luffy: "So we can talk to them if I pick up?"
Robin: "Wait Luffy! There's less than a 50% chance that it's a real distress signal. There's a good chance it's a kind of trap that the Marines often use. We could be exposed if we're within range of a wiretap!"
Usopp: "As expected of Robin! Luffy- be careful with this one!"
Luffy: "Hello, man who will be king of the pirates, Luffy speaking!"
Usopp: "You already said too much!!"
Denden Mushi: "Save us!"
Luffy: "!"
Denden Mushi: "Ah... it's cold... are you the boss?"
Luffy: "I'm no boss. It's cold there?"
Denden Mushi: "My pals are getting cut down, one after another! We're getting killed by samurai!"
Luffy: "Hey what's your name! Where are you?"
Denden Mushi: "Someone save us... doesn't matter who... this is- Punk Hazard! Gyaaaa!"
Usopp: "Uwaaaaa! Someone got them!"
Luffy: "I smell trouble!"
Usopp: "Well of course it's trouble! They were cut down!"
Robin: "That may have been an act... it could still be a trap."
Brook: "Keeping calm~~~!!!"
Zoro: "I hate samurai... Brook-"
Brook: "Ehhh THAT KIND of samurai? That's what they call the swordsmen of Wano. Wano is a country with an isolation policy that doesn't accept outsiders. They're not a part of the World Government. The samurai are so strong that not even the Marines can approach."
Usopp: "There's really a country like that?"
Franky: "But this isn't Wano. They said Punk Hazard, right? Is it that volcano?"
Robin: "If the man we spoke to was using a Mini Denden Mushi, the waves could only have come from as far as that island."
Luffy: "Alright! Let's go save that guy!"
Nami: "Nooooo!"
Usopp: "We're probably already too late!"
Chopper: "Samurai are scaaaaary."
Brook: "I'm scared as well."
