The SHs are sitting around on the deck of Thousand Sunny, totally bored. Law is using ROOM and SHAMBLES to play tile-puzzle with the SH Jolly Roger. Luffy, Usopp and Chopper have played every stupid game in their repertoire, including the truly idiotic, and have no other thing to interest them in but to stick their fingers up each other's noses. Brook is getting gradually fossilized and Franky has run out of hairstyles to invent after trying out the last one; it’s called 'Acid Burn Out' because it looked like it. At this stage, Robin is rereading all the books in her library and is nodding off at every other word she reads while Nami is at the point where she'll readily show Brook her panties if only he asks; anything to relieve them of this boredom. Sanji's love wriggle is much slower now; less like electrocuted spaghetti and more like an earthworm. His eyebrow is straighter now. He is cooking his shoes. Zoro is doing Kumadori impressions; hardening his stomach with CoA and stabbing himself with Wado Ichimonji.
Law: I have a plan. You know, we should draw it.
Luffy (suddenly perked): Yosh! We got it! Guys, let's draw it!
Usopp: Oi, oi. I know you are captain, but you can't draw shit.
Nami: Luffy, seriously. Give it a rest. You draw like a three year old...
Usopp: ...with degerative nerve disease...
Nami: ...and severe brain damage.
Chopper (shocked): Luffy's sick? I'll treat him right away. (He runs off for his medicine bag)
Law is aghast.
Luffy: Shishishishi
Zoro (to Nami): Oi, navigator. Can't you get us out of here?
Sanji (to Zoro): Shitty, third rate swordsman! Don't you dare talk to Nami-swan like that. Fired with my passion for Nami, i'll skewer you. (fires up Diable Jambe)
Zoro: Oi, Luffy? Can we eat the cook, so I can cut him up? Or at least feed him to the fishes in the aquarium; he hates to waste food, you know. (He powers up for Asura)
Usopp: Calm down everyone. You know I got this. When I was at Boin archipelago, I got the Pencil pop seeds which can draw so great and the Paint pop seeds that have so much colors you'll have a wet dream just watching it. Mwahahah. You can hear my exploits with them as related in The Sogeking Song #35,897...
Nami: Can it, Usopp!
Franky: Awwwww. You need panels? I can make them with state of the art features; with rocket launchers and lasers, cola powered, of course! You can SUUUPPPEEERRRR leave it to me!
Usopp: Are you an idiot?
Robin: In the drawing, will a bomb-loaded shark explode on our deck maiming everyone? I wonder if there will be blood. Broken bones? Fufufufufu
Usopp: Why do you have to be so morbid?
Brook: Yoohoohoohoo...LMAO...ETIHNATLO
All (to Brook): What?
Brook: Laugh My Ass Off...Even Though I Have No Ass To Laugh Off...Yoohoohoohoo!
Nami(#facepalm): Seriously! (frustrated and pulls at her hair) What the hell are we still doing in a manga spoiler?!! ODA, GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Law: I have a plan. You know, we should draw it.
Luffy (suddenly perked): Yosh! We got it! Guys, let's draw it!
Usopp: Oi, oi. I know you are captain, but you can't draw shit.
Nami: Luffy, seriously. Give it a rest. You draw like a three year old...
Usopp: ...with degerative nerve disease...
Nami: ...and severe brain damage.
Chopper (shocked): Luffy's sick? I'll treat him right away. (He runs off for his medicine bag)
Law is aghast.
Luffy: Shishishishi
Zoro (to Nami): Oi, navigator. Can't you get us out of here?
Sanji (to Zoro): Shitty, third rate swordsman! Don't you dare talk to Nami-swan like that. Fired with my passion for Nami, i'll skewer you. (fires up Diable Jambe)
Zoro: Oi, Luffy? Can we eat the cook, so I can cut him up? Or at least feed him to the fishes in the aquarium; he hates to waste food, you know. (He powers up for Asura)
Usopp: Calm down everyone. You know I got this. When I was at Boin archipelago, I got the Pencil pop seeds which can draw so great and the Paint pop seeds that have so much colors you'll have a wet dream just watching it. Mwahahah. You can hear my exploits with them as related in The Sogeking Song #35,897...
Nami: Can it, Usopp!
Franky: Awwwww. You need panels? I can make them with state of the art features; with rocket launchers and lasers, cola powered, of course! You can SUUUPPPEEERRRR leave it to me!
Usopp: Are you an idiot?
Robin: In the drawing, will a bomb-loaded shark explode on our deck maiming everyone? I wonder if there will be blood. Broken bones? Fufufufufu
Usopp: Why do you have to be so morbid?
Brook: Yoohoohoohoo...LMAO...ETIHNATLO
All (to Brook): What?
Brook: Laugh My Ass Off...Even Though I Have No Ass To Laugh Off...Yoohoohoohoo!
Nami(#facepalm): Seriously! (frustrated and pulls at her hair) What the hell are we still doing in a manga spoiler?!! ODA, GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!
