On Sakura Uchiha's Wedding Day

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Anbu ninja's kept her and themselves entertained (on the Hokage's orders), whilst sasuke was busy with karin :Sparks:.

They never even kissed :lmao:. I bet you she stole some of sasuke's sperm from the hospital (he donated some incase he goes MIA), and impregnated herself. Why do you think he didn't recognise Sarada (his "daughter") at first :lmao:.
 

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Meanwhile Hinata had like THREE wedding gowns.

Four if you include the Toneri failed wedding.


Five if you include promotional art.


Six if you include Naruto SD.




And Eight if you include the K11 imagery sequence






When I look at this I actually hope that Sakura could finally push for a official weeding in Konoha after the Momo arc.
How though?
She got a different outfit on in every picture
Whats the tea on that?
 

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How though?
She got a different outfit on in every picture
Whats the tea on that?
the first three is understandable since she had the second outfit for the ceremonial part of the wedding

the first one she likely had underneath or changed into to easily walk around during the party

and the last/third one again when it was a closing ceremony


the others are because everyone in the industry is obsessed with Hinata lol
 

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Not every couple needs a big wedding or a on screen kiss to prove there relationship is real. the novels showed that sasuke was thinking about sakura and he did in fact visit her. they traveled to together they had a kid that just be enough evidence to justify that kiss. if he's calling sakura his wife obviously they had some form of Celebration
 
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I almost feel pity for sakura fans.

Hinata and Naruto get an entire movie on their love story and marriage.

Sasuke returns in movie not for Sakura but to train Naruto and Hinata's son.

Sakura gets jackshit.
 
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I almost feel pity for sakura fans.

Hinata and Naruto get an entire movie on their love story and marriage.

Sasuke returns in movie not for Sakura but to train Naruto and Hinata's son.

Sakura gets jackshit.
Suckura gets erased...:th:

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I almost feel pity for sakura fans.

Hinata and Naruto get an entire movie on their love story and marriage.
That's nothing to trip about lol, Naruto is a maun character. Which means the progression of his life which extends to his relationship with his partner and children is indicative to relevance. Ino & Sai didn't get a movie,
Shikamaru & Temari didn't, Choji & karui didn't ect..... so it's nothing to complain about.

Sakura gets jackshit.
She gets happiness.
 

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You know, something that has always bothered me is that both Sakura and Sarada wear the Uchiha crest even though they haven't gone through the rites of passage to wear it.
 

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Yes Sakura can reserve the age of her cells using the same jutsu tsunade uses to make herself younger
Sorry, a transformation Jutsu is not beauty time control. Tsunade is old and ugly when her chakra runs out.

Sakura is way above it. With her fantastic medical knowledge, genjutsu affinity and being married to a Space-time Ninjutsu user as Sasuke, she can control space, time and stay pretty forever. She inherited this ability by being forehead poked and later kissed by Sasuke.

Don't tell me she was never kissed, Uchihas don't make babies without kisses.

Sarada will also awake this ability when she uses her Shanaroo Byakugou no jutsu Susanoo.

Mark my words haters.
 
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You know, something that has always bothered me is that both Sakura and Sarada wear the Uchiha crest even though they haven't gone through the rites of passage to wear it.
they probably don't even know what it is

I mean you need Sasuke to be there to even have the chance to tell her that

Note Sakura doesn't even know the truth about the Uchiha massacre

which kind of shows that Sasuke doesn't want to revive his clan
 

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Yes Sakura can reserve the age of her cells using the same jutsu tsunade uses to make herself younger
it is not reverse aging since once Tsunades chakra was depleted she turned into a old lady

if it was actual reverse aging then she would have still stayed the same false age but would have her cells and body grow older with time
 

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it is not reverse aging since once Tsunades chakra was depleted she turned into a old lady

if it was actual reverse aging then she would have still stayed the same false age but would have her cells and body grow older with time
I was always under the impression it was a transformation Jutsu, therefore you are right. Tsunade doesn't need makeup nor liftings, doctors hate her.
 

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It is never mentioned in the manga by any man that Sakura was ever a beauty. That manga panda one where Jiraiya calls her a 'beauty' is a mistranslation. All you write is fan-fictions, actually. There is no proof in the manga that Sakura was ever anything more than a mean to get an heir. Get over yourselves already.

You know, something that has always bothered me is that both Sakura and Sarada wear the Uchiha crest even though they haven't gone through the rites of passage to wear it.
I know, right? *****es!

lol we all know there wasn't any weeding

just Sakura chasing Sasuke, something occurring and then Sasuke running away again

In novels, anime. movie, books, even promotional art they didn't even do a SasuSaku weeding
Are you sure? Because it just appears that all Sakura and her fans do is copious amounts of weeding.

Not every couple needs a big wedding or a on screen kiss to prove there relationship is real. the novels showed that sasuke was thinking about sakura and he did in fact visit her. they traveled to together they had a kid that just be enough evidence to justify that kiss. if he's calling sakura his wife obviously they had some form of Celebration
The Novels aren't canon and several people who have read Sasuke's novel confirm all this as being nothing but bullshit.
 
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