dazmycheezypoof
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the thing is i have this pitt-bull he is like 3 years old and today he woke me up wanting to go out side and soo i looked out side it was raining and windy soo i decided to put him in the garage, completely forgetting i put like 20 or 30 mouse traps in there... i just let him out and a couple seconds later i hear a loud wine, i run back to garage and i see my dogs nut sack is snapped tight on a mouse trap i mean tight, my dog has big nuts cuz he is still growing up.
i tried to get close but my dog spunky bit me HARD, i am now bleeding really bad... so i tried plan b i had a rifle i loaded it with a tranquilizer dart but missed and hit my trucks tire and i dont have a spare...tire.. so i cant call a vet to come down cuz i m broke as hell and now i tried plans A-G the next plan now is called preparation H, well right now all i gotta do is distract my dog with my 2 year old baby and a tennis ball, while i sneak up behind him and knock him out with a tire iron... anybody got any other plans?
i tried to get close but my dog spunky bit me HARD, i am now bleeding really bad... so i tried plan b i had a rifle i loaded it with a tranquilizer dart but missed and hit my trucks tire and i dont have a spare...tire.. so i cant call a vet to come down cuz i m broke as hell and now i tried plans A-G the next plan now is called preparation H, well right now all i gotta do is distract my dog with my 2 year old baby and a tennis ball, while i sneak up behind him and knock him out with a tire iron... anybody got any other plans?
