[Comedy] Oh Purple, How I Yearn For Thee

[Waindo]

Here's an old hit.

Oh how I yearn for my avatar neat,
And that shiny banner, right underneath.
So give me some Premium.
That would be so sweet.

Oh that Purple; how I yearn for thee,
My avatar is so small;
That my status just fleed.

So oblige my awesomeness;
Hand me a month of thee.
This was a pure act of randomness,
Not an act of greed.

So give me that premium,
Endulge my need.
I just want a purple username.
It's not me, it's my weed.​