Jiraiyathesannin
Active member
So in the massive battle that is the Occulus rift vs htc vive, I want to see a commercial from valve that goes like this
*cartoon of gabe newel at press conference going:*
"i think its important not just for developers, but to all gamers that we don't make exclusives unnecessarily and that..."
*then a cartoon obnoxious oculus employee cuts the camera towards him and goes:*
"OMG LOOK AT THESE EXCLUSIVES! COME BUY THE RIFT, WE HAVE EDGE OF NOWHERE, and CHRONOS!"
gabe: ".... anyway, it only hurts gamers when game developers use corporate dealings to...."
oculus: "WE HAVE DEAD AND BURIED!"
gabe: "... and gamers have the right to"
oculus: "WE HAVE LUCKY's TALE"
gabe "..................You know what? We have HALF LIFE 3"
*overly obnoxious "john cena esque" music plays, tons of cheering, thug life glasses, the whole deal"
then just cuts to black with a july release date followed by "exclusively on the htc vive"
Valve is shooting themselves in the foot by not taking advantage of the most valuable game title in video game history
*cartoon of gabe newel at press conference going:*
"i think its important not just for developers, but to all gamers that we don't make exclusives unnecessarily and that..."
*then a cartoon obnoxious oculus employee cuts the camera towards him and goes:*
"OMG LOOK AT THESE EXCLUSIVES! COME BUY THE RIFT, WE HAVE EDGE OF NOWHERE, and CHRONOS!"
gabe: ".... anyway, it only hurts gamers when game developers use corporate dealings to...."
oculus: "WE HAVE DEAD AND BURIED!"
gabe: "... and gamers have the right to"
oculus: "WE HAVE LUCKY's TALE"
gabe "..................You know what? We have HALF LIFE 3"
*overly obnoxious "john cena esque" music plays, tons of cheering, thug life glasses, the whole deal"
then just cuts to black with a july release date followed by "exclusively on the htc vive"
Valve is shooting themselves in the foot by not taking advantage of the most valuable game title in video game history
