Obito/Itachi fanboys secretly be like:

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No, the OP simply sucks ass at paraphrasing, plain and simple.

Nuh, he rewrote something I once posted and forgot to change that Naruto into Madara. I wrote this stuff because we were talking about the massive amount of Naruto wanking coming from Gaara, Kakashi and probably the future Sasuke. I thought it was fitting.