Obito/Itachi fanboys secretly be like:

Awkward Linguist

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I prayed to Madara every night before bed, thanking him for the life I was given. Madara is love I say. Madara is life. My friends hear me and say BZ soloed him. I knew they were just jealous of my devotion for Madara. I call them cu*ts. They slap me and send me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Madara! I'm so happy! He whispers in my ear "I will accomplish IT". He pulls out a kunai and cuts a hole in the back of my pants. I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for Madara. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Naruto. I can feel my ass tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Madara. He fills my butt with his love. My fans walk in. Madara looks them straight in the eyes and says "believe it". Madara uses his amazing speed and gets out of the room. Madara is love. Madara is life. Madara solos my fav.





#Believe it
#Ty, and Madara solos.
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Nice to know about your late night fantasies. :rolleyes:
 

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Pray to the Solo God not the Solo'ed God maybe thats why your prayers aren't answered

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Werent you crying in despair for mods to shut other thread down where only two maddy fans had stamina to stand up? :rolleyes:


lol what are you reading? That's not what the quote says. And I had got an Infraction saying thread title contained inappropriate language. That's the only reason why. Anyways, thanks for spending time to quote me.​
 

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lol what are you reading? That's not what the quote says. And I had got an Infraction saying thread title contained inappropriate language. That's the only reason why. Anyways, thanks for spending time to quote me.​
What thread 'madara fans' ? :rolleyes:
 

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I prayed to Madara every night before bed, thanking him for the life I was given. Madara is love I say. Madara is life. My friends hear me and say BZ soloed him. I knew they were just jealous of my devotion for Madara. I call them cu*ts. They slap me and send me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Madara! I'm so happy! He whispers in my ear "I will accomplish IT". He pulls out a kunai and cuts a hole in the back of my pants. I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for Madara. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Naruto. I can feel my ass tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Madara. He fills my butt with his love. My fans walk in. Madara looks them straight in the eyes and says "believe it". Madara uses his amazing speed and gets out of the room. Madara is love. Madara is life. Madara solos my fav.



#Believe it
#Ty, and Madara solos.
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@bold- Naruto? I thought this action was all for Maddy?
 

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Why isn't this website dead yet?

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Lel I remember posting a Gaara/Kakashi/Future Sauce "Shrek is love Shrek is life" version. But I think this one is more fitting in this thread:

Itachi version

I was only 9 years old. I loved Itachi so much. I had all the movies and merchandise. I prayed to Itachi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I was given. Itachi is love I say. Itachi is life. My dad hears me and calls me a "Itachitard". I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Itachi. I call him a ****. He slaps me an sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Itachi! I'm so happy! He whispers in my ear "Totsuka, Yata, GG". He pulls out a kunai and cuts a hole in the back of my pants. I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for Itachi. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the solo god. I can feel my ass tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Itachi. Chakra emerges from Itachi as he roars a mighty roar. He fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Itachi looks him straight in the eye and says "I'm the true hokage". Itachi is love. Itachi is life.
 
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Very poorly done. It was funny until "but I do it for Naruto". Fail. It should be "but I do it for Madara", not Naruto.

Feg.

0/10 would not read again.
 

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I prayed to Madara every night before bed, thanking him for the life I was given. Madara is love I say. Madara is life. My friends hear me and say BZ soloed him. I knew they were just jealous of my devotion for Madara. I call them cu*ts. They slap me and send me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Madara! I'm so happy! He whispers in my ear "I will accomplish IT". He pulls out a kunai and cuts a hole in the back of my pants. I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for Madara. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Naruto. I can feel my ass tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Madara. He fills my butt with his love. My fans walk in. Madara looks them straight in the eyes and says "believe it". Madara uses his amazing speed and gets out of the room. Madara is love. Madara is life. Madara solos my fav.





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But I do it for Naruto XD XD XD Madara fapyboy secretly converting to Narutoism because he knows Naruto shits on Fadara.
 

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Don't you guys get it? This guy is an "awkward" Linguist. Naruto is basically another word for Madara in a completely different language. This guy is clearly following in Madara's footsteps-when it comes to the epitome of badassery.

OT: 10/10 would read again
 
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Don't you guys get it? This guy is an "awkward" Linguist. Naruto is basically another word for Madara in a completely different language. This guy is clearly following in Madara's footsteps-when it comes to the epitome of badassery.

OT: 10/10 would read again.
No, the OP simply sucks ass at paraphrasing, plain and simple.
 
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