I guess that's why he keeps getting penetrated huh?
Lol, I did too. When I read the title, I thought it would be about how he survived so many times. He got crushed by a boulder, stabbed twice by Minato, he's lost his arm twice, he's been burned, he's dealt with paper explosions, he got the bijuus ripped out of him, he was taken over by black zetsu, etc. And yet, he's still alive. :|What a strange thread...
I actually thought it was going to be about how Obito's body is resilient and durable...