Obama has mental breakdown

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Meltdown in Washington: President Obama Reported Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown

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By Nigel J. Covington III
Editor-in-Chief
<National Report> Late this afternoon White House insiders leaked information stating the president has suffered a mental breakdown and is presently resting and under a doctors care. This afternoon the National Report received three calls on our nationwide hot tip line (206) 222-1975. Two of the three callers are insiders known to the National Report to be reliable confidential informants.
The caller unknown to this publication is a low level employee who could only state that there was some kind of a medical emergency involving President Obama. The other two callers known to us are both support personnel within the Obama administration. Both confirmed this week has been a political disaster for the president and this has taken a tremendous toll on him.


Earlier this week Russian President Vladimir Putin derailed the president’s plan to bomb Syria and bury the U.S. in another war the people want nothing to do with and can ill afford to pay for. Putin negotiated a deal with Syria for control over its chemical weapons providing a peaceful resolution to a certain US attack. With the world watching Obama was forced to stand down causing him a great deal of shame and public embarrassment.
Before Putin extended the olive branch of diplomacy to resolve the Syrian crisis, he also agreed to grant asylum to Edward Snowden, the man who stole US secret documents that exposed the NSA secret program already underway and approved by President Obama to spy on all US citizens. Not only did Snowden expose the top secret NSA program to the world, he escaped US authorities in China and arrived in Russia where he repeatedly *****-slapped the president by releasing more US secrets to the media.
Safely in the arms of Mother Russia Snowden, showed the world people how helpless and weak the Obama administration is at being utter failures at diplomacy, tact and statesmanship. While Putin and Obama were engaged in “negotiations” over Snowden’s extradition, Snowden and Putin were engaged in conversation about Snowden’s defecting to Russia.



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(my input) I guess being played like a pawn not being able to contribute to your nation and neighbours the way you wanted to was too much for him. Which is understandable.
 

Jonathon

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it's a satire site like the onion
 

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finally all the prays of the muslim nations are paying off.!!
JK, no offense.!!

:win:
 

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I'm not going to waste my time reading all of this. Someone should make a summary.
 

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lololol, they finally got him to snap Lol

Its not a lot to read at all you guys :|
 

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putin is not a good leader himself, so he should not judge anyone.

also the report seems false

 
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finally all the prays of the muslim nations are paying off.!!
JK, no offense.!!

:win:


Bro :|

I'm a Muslim too, but it won't ever say that, chill and leave politics out of this place.
 

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So i guess this is Cannon .

OT : I totally agree with you Yow .
 

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my dad suppesed to meet that guy today seems he dont

if real crisis hit like snowpole melting how can we trust this guy? who faint if embrassed
 

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Here comes all the Obama critics with ego's the size of Titanic who think they know anything about P.O.T.U.S or politics if that.

I'm surprised Obama hasn't actually blew his fuse yet with all the chit chattery birds seem to do.
 

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Well, things haven't gone well for him since the chemical weapons attack...:|
 

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I'm not going to waste my time reading all of this. Someone should make a summary.

some dudes at the white house called some dumb newspaper dudes and told them obeezy had a breakdown after a shitty week at the office. holla

and i honestly dont know whether this is true or not. i haven't seen it anywhere else till now, so.
 

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putin is not a good leader himself, so he should not judge anyone.

also the report seems false


Yeah, I'm not too certain about the authencity of that article either but hey..
 

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Here come all the pseudo-politicians who swear they know what their talking about, but wouldn't last a day in office. Let's hear it ...
 

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i checked a little, national report is a satirical website, you actully had me worried for a second yowyan lol
 
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