here is a parody i wrote about a girl that i liked named natalie.
here is the song
[video=youtube;j5-yKhDd64s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-yKhDd64s[/video]
I am afraid, to talk to you
Everybody, i dont have a clue
About talking to the females, please inform
I need help right now, ill transform
Into a robot, an autobot
I'd much rather talk to you than megan fox
When i try and talk to girls, i freeze up, panic and mess up
I've tried 5 or 6 times but they shot me down, ill fess up
When i try and talk to a girl like you, ends up like mayhem
When i say em or do something, i do it, mess up and say danm
And walk away think about what i just said, and sigh
My stomach hurts inside, a million butterflies
Why does every girl say "bye" before i say "hi", f my life
To be a man i must not cry, look into the sky as "bye" passes by
No if, and, or butts, when they walk away, they think im nuts
To talk to them, no nuts, no butts, no coconuts, no homo sluts
When i cower cowardly, hide hourly
Until she passes or he shits his sour(mean) out of him
Whichever comes first, i might as well be cursed
Your dating this one guy, like a punch to the face his fist is the worst,
Frget this rap it wont change the fact that i am still the worst flirt, eminems a pervert
I am afraid, to talk to you
Everybody, i dont have a clue
About talking to the females, please inform
I need help right now, ill transform
Into a robot, an autobot
I'd much rather talk to you than megan fox
O.K., quit playing with my heart, ill admit, its still unrapped
Like a present on your birhday, if you shake it to much, it will end up snapped
Your hot like pizza zing, im lying through my teeth
Your not hot or spicy, beyond that, beautiful beyond belief
And to the fans, stop blowing my chances talking to natt
I promised myself that i would talk to you this year, im fact
lets be honest, your an ahhh, but to you im an ehhh
Perhaps i should have done a space bound parody
Relax, im not gonna start over now
ill im trying to say is hello, neighow, ciao
I just want to play around
No homo, but thats me though but i dont know how
To talk to you when I'll frown
but i think im gonna try and figure you out
Im gonna need a map or a book for dumbies
This ****ing bad luck still follows me around
But its time to excersixe thees feelings
These mother****ers are making fun of me now
I am afraid, to talk to you
Everybody, i dont have a clue
About talking to the females, please inform
I need help right now, ill transform
Into a robot, an autobot
I'd much rather talk to you than megan fox
and i just cant keep living this way
So starting today, the day after Labor Day
Im sitting down, writing all these lyrics
Im feeling down, writing what i feel
I need to get tough, and say whats up
And grow a pair to conversate with you
Airplanes in the night sky, one wish you say? Ill try, ill pray
Seriously, i garintee, that I will initially see you
And become your friend, then youll see what they saids untrue
You dont even realize what you did, believe me you
Changed me for the better, thank you, i will always be to you debtor
You the the saying WWJD? Its now WWND.
my world, lucky im a car with nine lives because your
Drop dead gorgeous and kill me so i tried to avoid you for so long cuz
I dont want to mess up my first impression and and make you think im an idiot
Ill be like a bee with no stinger and become dead to you, dead to myself
And know that ill never have a second chance
to prove myself right while everyones lying left
like Pinokio, my lie will turn out like Romeo
Because im telling the truth, in every single line
_______, i just want to talk to you and for you to notice me
I am afraid, to talk to you
Everybody, i dont have a clue
About talking to the females, please inform
I need help right now, ill transform
Into a robot, an autobot
I'd much rather talk to you than megan fox
Everybody, i dont have a clue
About talking to the females, please inform
I need help right now, ill transform
Into a robot, an autobot
I'd much rather talk to you than megan fox
When i try and talk to girls, i freeze up, panic and mess up
I've tried 5 or 6 times but they shot me down, ill fess up
When i try and talk to a girl like you, ends up like mayhem
When i say em or do something, i do it, mess up and say danm
And walk away think about what i just said, and sigh
My stomach hurts inside, a million butterflies
Why does every girl say "bye" before i say "hi", f my life
To be a man i must not cry, look into the sky as "bye" passes by
No if, and, or butts, when they walk away, they think im nuts
To talk to them, no nuts, no butts, no coconuts, no homo sluts
When i cower cowardly, hide hourly
Until she passes or he shits his sour(mean) out of him
Whichever comes first, i might as well be cursed
Your dating this one guy, like a punch to the face his fist is the worst,
Frget this rap it wont change the fact that i am still the worst flirt, eminems a pervert
I am afraid, to talk to you
Everybody, i dont have a clue
About talking to the females, please inform
I need help right now, ill transform
Into a robot, an autobot
I'd much rather talk to you than megan fox
O.K., quit playing with my heart, ill admit, its still unrapped
Like a present on your birhday, if you shake it to much, it will end up snapped
Your hot like pizza zing, im lying through my teeth
Your not hot or spicy, beyond that, beautiful beyond belief
And to the fans, stop blowing my chances talking to natt
I promised myself that i would talk to you this year, im fact
lets be honest, your an ahhh, but to you im an ehhh
Perhaps i should have done a space bound parody
Relax, im not gonna start over now
ill im trying to say is hello, neighow, ciao
I just want to play around
No homo, but thats me though but i dont know how
To talk to you when I'll frown
but i think im gonna try and figure you out
Im gonna need a map or a book for dumbies
This ****ing bad luck still follows me around
But its time to excersixe thees feelings
These mother****ers are making fun of me now
I am afraid, to talk to you
Everybody, i dont have a clue
About talking to the females, please inform
I need help right now, ill transform
Into a robot, an autobot
I'd much rather talk to you than megan fox
and i just cant keep living this way
So starting today, the day after Labor Day
Im sitting down, writing all these lyrics
Im feeling down, writing what i feel
I need to get tough, and say whats up
And grow a pair to conversate with you
Airplanes in the night sky, one wish you say? Ill try, ill pray
Seriously, i garintee, that I will initially see you
And become your friend, then youll see what they saids untrue
You dont even realize what you did, believe me you
Changed me for the better, thank you, i will always be to you debtor
You the the saying WWJD? Its now WWND.
my world, lucky im a car with nine lives because your
Drop dead gorgeous and kill me so i tried to avoid you for so long cuz
I dont want to mess up my first impression and and make you think im an idiot
Ill be like a bee with no stinger and become dead to you, dead to myself
And know that ill never have a second chance
to prove myself right while everyones lying left
like Pinokio, my lie will turn out like Romeo
Because im telling the truth, in every single line
_______, i just want to talk to you and for you to notice me
I am afraid, to talk to you
Everybody, i dont have a clue
About talking to the females, please inform
I need help right now, ill transform
Into a robot, an autobot
I'd much rather talk to you than megan fox
here is the song
[video=youtube;j5-yKhDd64s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-yKhDd64s[/video]
