Noobs Issue

[Flaw]

1st of all, i am not trying to be ironic regarding any mod or user, and what i've written here is pure imagination, none of this happened and i do not want anyone to feel offended...and to prove that i made a fool outta myself xD

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Hard to be a MOD

*a normal day in BiBi’s office*
BiBi is checking some customs
BiBi:damn all those noobs…and their customs…who the hell is this ? ~Madara~…what a pathetic custom...*types*:”Denied…add restrictions…and go kill yourself, newb!!!”…
*Some 30 post noob comes in trying to get some attention*
Noob:BiBi-sama we have a spammer in The Konnichi Wa!
BiBi(bored):hm…ok..thx
Noob:*coughs*
BiBi:Just go already!
Noob:*coughs*
BiBi:wha??oh…right..keep the change
*BiBi hands the noob some money
BiBi:damn!!!These noobs!!!
*throws the chair , breaking the window*
Voice:ah…sh*t
BiBi looks down to see the damage she made
Kiwii:Hey, watch it!
BiBiops, sry!!*inner BiBi*:Shannaro!!!!Who the hell does he think he is?????
Kiwii*thinks*:hehe…i will prove that I am evil and tough by picking on a mod
Kiwii:Next time , I won’t forgive you
BiBi’s face gets red, and she throws some C4 down and kiwii catches it
Kiwii:U need much more than that that*thinks*:haha I am so evil

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Kiwii : Banzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!!!
BiBi:Now gotta take care of the Konnichi Wa noob.
*later at the Konnichi Wa*
BiBi:YO!Munky Boy !!! Stop spamming! u revived all the 991 threads in Konnichi Wa.There’s forum games for that ya know
Noob:so…we meet again
BiBi:-___________________-…we never met..say, why did u revive all those threads
Noob:Bcoz I’m evil…Now all this forum will fear my power

*appears behind BiBi*
*uses Amaterasu*​

BiBi:-___________-U can’t do that……..u have 1000 posts -__-
Noob:Oh, really ?u trying to play me for a fool ?

*uses Kirin*​

BiBi:And that’s why I hate newbs….
*30 minutes later*
The noob’s name is cut by a line
BiBi sits in her new chair
I’m not payed enough >.<
The noob from earlier who now has 100 posts comes in
BiBi:God, I need a vacation in the Philippines T_T
Noob:BiBi-sama…
BiBi:Stop calling me like that
Noob:Reporting in!…there’s a meteor heading towards NB!!!!!!
BiBi*thinks*:How can I get rid of this noob ?OH!I got it
BiBio something about it*tosses a coin*
The noob catches it
Noob:Roger!, BiBi-sam…
BiBi:*death glare*
Noob:Over !!
10 minutes later, Questions and Suggestions has a new thread “NB is in great danger!!!Everyone take cover”, and the post sounded like this:There’s a meteor heading towards NB!!!!
And the comments sounded like :-_______- wtf ?!?!?!
BiBi is checking some customs
BiBi:~Madara~…this guy is stubborn…
*Sends PM to~Madara~*
Infraction : Dear ~Madara~

Today, you’ve proven that idiocracy has no limits​

Please , for the sake of the Fellow Users on Nb , kill yourself before it's to late​

-your NB staff​

*BiBi hears an explosion outside her office*
BiBi:Holy cow…that guy was right!!!
*gets outside*
The ‘ meteor’ made a 20 feet hole in the ground
BiBi looks in the hole
Kiwii: can I do that again ?

 

[Bianca]

rofl
so this is the fanfic u were talking about?
interesting lolz

 

[RokuNR]

Roflmao! Lol, I don't think BiBi is that pissed with noobs, but still funny

 

[NarutoGoku]

stupid, funny, useless... I like it!

 

[Flaw]

Roflmao! Lol, I don't think BiBi is that pissed with noobs, but still funny

well yeah i know she cares about ppl on NB that's why i said it's fictional

 

[Flaw]

stupid, funny, useless... I like it!

lol

 

[Rei]

lol nice ^^

 

[Kiwii]

Fictional?! I dont think soo... I think I'm the kind of guy stupid enough to do all those things...

*runs around playing with a C-4*

 

[Flaw]

Fictional?! I dont think soo... I think I'm the kind of guy stupid enough to do all those things...

*runs around playing with a C-4*

if u say so...

 

[Lara]

ROFLMAO xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD awesome job dude

 

[Flaw]

ROFLMAO xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD awesome job dude

thanx duduie xD

 

[Tifa]

you did very well on that mada-san.^.^

 

[Ace]

Nice one Madara!

 

[Flaw]

thx

 

[MadMax]

Good job ~Madara~

bla bla bla I think I'm the kind of guy stupid enough bla bla bla

bla bla bla bla C-4

I fully agree

 

[Xylon]

gives the unusual laughs
niced thinking bro

 

[Scary Yamato]

lmao awesome mate.

May favorite part was
BiBi:damn all those noobs…and their customs…who the hell is this ? ~Madara~…what a pathetic custom...*types*:”Denied…add restrictions…and go kill yourself, newb!!!”…

 

[Flaw]

lmao awesome mate.

May favorite part was
BiBi:damn all those noobs?and their customs?who the hell is this ? ~Madara~?what a pathetic custom...*types*:?Denied?add restrictions?and go kill yourself, newb!!!??

lol

 

[Bianca]

lmao awesome mate.

May favorite part was
BiBi:damn all those noobs?and their customs?who the hell is this ? ~Madara~?what a pathetic custom...*types*:?Denied?add restrictions?and go kill yourself, newb!!!??

lol actually that was my fav part also xD

 

[Mizutoki]

I want this to be in the fan fic contest!!! >.<