3 - Getting rid of the newbs
BiBi?s office
*door opens*
BiBi:Knock before u ent?holly crap!
~Madara~:Hi, Bib?
BiBi*thiks*:He must?ve noticed?
BiBi:Why is it you are here ?U_U
~Madara~:I have a problem?
BiBI
roblem , what problem , I don?t think there?s any problems around?
~Madara~:?with my pc ? my windows won?t just let me post in the custom jutsus thread ?is it firewall ?
BiBi:?huh?WTF am I ,an IT&C expert ?
~Madara~:T__T but I thought I could get some advices from you T___T
BiBi*thinks*:w8 a minute?
BiBi:This is between us 2
~Madara~:A secret ?*approaches*
BiBi:yeah..U_U?a big secret.Can you keep it ?
~Madara~:sure?
BiBI:here?s what you do?to hack the forum u have to..re-install your windows
~Madara~:-_-
BiBi:There?s more:after you did it , plug out the audio system, slam the mouse with a hammer, throw your monitor off the window, press f1,f2,f3,f4,f5,f6,f7,f8,f9,f10,f11,f12 , headbutt ur keyboard,go and look into the mirror and see what a f---ing idiot u are
~Madara~:does this work ?
BiBi:For real
~Madara~:Gee, thx, I would have never thought of this
BiBi:now get out ?
~Madara~:Overstood U_U
BiBi:-__________________________-?
*scene changes to kiwii sliced in pieces , floating*
Kiwii:where the hell am I ???...a sewer ..eww gosh?gotta get the hell outta here and go to my evil laboratory
Floating through some tunnels kiwii arrives to his toillet
After 2 hours he manages to get to the lab and regenerate himself
Kiwii:damn?she got me again?
*20 minutes later KB is training Kiwii kawarimi*
Gats passes by listening to his own home-made remix(Note:by remix I mean random parts of songs cut from the original song and pasted randomly)
Gats*sings*:this girl is stuck on ma eleva,elevator?(song changes)?I got the magic stick(song changes)..and I jizz .. in my pants?
Gats*notices the training*:WTF ??
KB:alrite kiwi is this ur first time ?
Kiwii:kinda ?
Gats:KB don?t forget to use protection ?
KB:Lol will do?protecting my student is my duty
Gats & Kiwii:-_______________-?
KB:????
Gats:k guys im going to a strip club so I gotta go
*6 hours later*
Gats walks by the training area all messed up (cameltoe pose) and notices the training is still going
Gats:w?t?f ?
KB:dude r u ok ?
Gats:Yeah I went to a strip club?for fags
KB:*covers his eyes*:That?s more than I wanted to hear !!!!
Gats:shoudln?t u cover ur ears ?U guys still trainin ?
KB:Yeah I?m trying to teach him the kawarimi
Gats:-_-
*next morning at bibi?s office*
*konck,knock*
BiBi:wtf ?
Kiwii knocks the door and BiBi gets up
Kiwii*tough guy*:It?s time?
BiBi:Bring it on, B---!
Kiwii*spits*
BiBi?s phone rings with mortal kombat theme and 2 health bars appear above BiBi and Kiwii
Background Voice:Fight
BiBi throws a her shoe towards kiwii
Kiwii:
Kiwii:hmpf?
Kiwii sends some needles out of his nipples towards BiBi
They take fighting poses
BiBi:
Kiwii:hahahaha?kawarimi
Kiwii jumps at BiBi attempting a fly by kick
Kiwi:ahh sh*t?.
BiBi:
Stay down , B**H!!!!
*2 hours later*
BiBi is surfing over the net while enjoying a nice juice
BiBi:Life sure is better without those 2 newbs
Gats walks by singin something
Gats:..watcha gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans?(song changes)..i wanna make love in this club,(changes)in ma elevator?(changes)low,low,low,low?.(changes)...jizz in ma pants
BiBi:Yet, another one T_____T
BiBi?s office
*door opens*
BiBi:Knock before u ent?holly crap!
~Madara~:Hi, Bib?
BiBi*thiks*:He must?ve noticed?
BiBi:Why is it you are here ?U_U
~Madara~:I have a problem?
BiBI
roblem , what problem , I don?t think there?s any problems around?~Madara~:?with my pc ? my windows won?t just let me post in the custom jutsus thread ?is it firewall ?
BiBi:?huh?WTF am I ,an IT&C expert ?
~Madara~:T__T but I thought I could get some advices from you T___T
BiBi*thinks*:w8 a minute?
BiBi:This is between us 2
~Madara~:A secret ?*approaches*
BiBi:yeah..U_U?a big secret.Can you keep it ?
~Madara~:sure?
BiBI:here?s what you do?to hack the forum u have to..re-install your windows
~Madara~:-_-
BiBi:There?s more:after you did it , plug out the audio system, slam the mouse with a hammer, throw your monitor off the window, press f1,f2,f3,f4,f5,f6,f7,f8,f9,f10,f11,f12 , headbutt ur keyboard,go and look into the mirror and see what a f---ing idiot u are
~Madara~:does this work ?
BiBi:For real
~Madara~:Gee, thx, I would have never thought of this
BiBi:now get out ?
~Madara~:Overstood U_U
BiBi:-__________________________-?
*scene changes to kiwii sliced in pieces , floating*
Kiwii:where the hell am I ???...a sewer ..eww gosh?gotta get the hell outta here and go to my evil laboratory
Floating through some tunnels kiwii arrives to his toillet
After 2 hours he manages to get to the lab and regenerate himself
Kiwii:damn?she got me again?
*20 minutes later KB is training Kiwii kawarimi*
Gats passes by listening to his own home-made remix(Note:by remix I mean random parts of songs cut from the original song and pasted randomly)
Gats*sings*:this girl is stuck on ma eleva,elevator?(song changes)?I got the magic stick(song changes)..and I jizz .. in my pants?
Gats*notices the training*:WTF ??
KB:alrite kiwi is this ur first time ?
Kiwii:kinda ?
Gats:KB don?t forget to use protection ?
KB:Lol will do?protecting my student is my duty
Gats & Kiwii:-_______________-?
KB:????
Gats:k guys im going to a strip club so I gotta go
*6 hours later*
Gats walks by the training area all messed up (cameltoe pose) and notices the training is still going
Gats:w?t?f ?
KB:dude r u ok ?
Gats:Yeah I went to a strip club?for fags
KB:*covers his eyes*:That?s more than I wanted to hear !!!!
Gats:shoudln?t u cover ur ears ?U guys still trainin ?
KB:Yeah I?m trying to teach him the kawarimi
Gats:-_-
*next morning at bibi?s office*
*konck,knock*
BiBi:wtf ?
Kiwii knocks the door and BiBi gets up
Kiwii*tough guy*:It?s time?
BiBi:Bring it on, B---!
Kiwii*spits*
BiBi?s phone rings with mortal kombat theme and 2 health bars appear above BiBi and Kiwii
Background Voice:Fight
BiBi throws a her shoe towards kiwii
Kiwii:
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Kiwii:hmpf?
Kiwii sends some needles out of his nipples towards BiBi
They take fighting poses
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BiBi:
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Kiwii:hahahaha?kawarimi
Kiwii jumps at BiBi attempting a fly by kick
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Kiwi:ahh sh*t?.
BiBi:
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Stay down , B**H!!!!
*2 hours later*
BiBi is surfing over the net while enjoying a nice juice
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BiBi:Life sure is better without those 2 newbs
Gats walks by singin something
Gats:..watcha gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans?(song changes)..i wanna make love in this club,(changes)in ma elevator?(changes)low,low,low,low?.(changes)...jizz in ma pants
BiBi:Yet, another one T_____T
