Noni vs The Llama sage

[Noni]

Releases a S-Rank water bullet, so large it would engulf your entire body, the aftermath would create an ocean.


(Suiton: Suidan no Jutsu) - Water Release: Water Bullet Technique
Rank: S
Type: Offensive/Supplementary
Range: Short - Long
Chakra Cost: 40
Damage Points: 80
Description: The user inhales and molds a great amount of chakra into their chest, exhaling a very large quantity of water in the form of a powerful torrent towards their intended target. The stream of water is so powerful and concentrated it can rip through most obstacles in its path. The stream itself contains so much concentrated water that it can flood medium to large sized depressions of the battle field in relatively short amounts of time.

 

[Joker]

*Counters with kunai*

 

[Strawberry]

[video=youtube;cfEBJfpLWoE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfEBJfpLWoE[/video]

 

[Stark]

Llama Sage takes a big steamy shit and flies it at his opponent reducing his enemy in smouldering flamming stinky shit.

(Tawagoto: Kudaranai no Jutsu) - Shitty Release: Shit Dragon

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Rank: Forbidden
Type: Offensive/Supplementary
Range: Short - Long
Chakra Cost: None
Damage Points: Instant Kill
Description: User molds chakra in his stomach from Carls Jr food and takes a flamming shit that takes the form of a dragon and flies towards his opponent at the speed of light rendering the opposer dead.

 

[Baldy]

This is the gayest RP title I've ever read.

 

[Joker]

Baldy the type of nigga to get hit by a parked car

*Hands you and Noni some ice*

Chill bruh