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Kakashi was in a tent resting, with Lee standing by his side.
Kakashi: Lee, I told you I'm fine.
Lee: You took out those swordsmen with your Mangekyou technique. You must be tired.
Kakashi: Well, yeah a bit, but not so much as I need bedrest, Lee.
Lee: Nonsense! How can I expect you to have hot-blooded passion if you can't even rest after a super attack.
Kakashi: (Guy, you should got a chip off the old block here.)
Suddenly, Lee grew alert.
Kakashi: ? What is it, Lee?
Lee: I just realized something. If I had just brought that curry!
Kakashi: What?
Lee: A few weeks ago, I got some curry that is said to be able to heal virtually any injury as long as rests for five years! Yesterday, it reached the point where it is edible! If only I had brought it, you would not be here in bed!
Kakashi: ( Five years? If he brought it I would be in here much longer than I am now.) I guess that's too bad.
Lee: No! I will go get it now!
Kakashi: You can't go all the way back to Konoha for that!
Suddenly, Kakashi and Lee grew alert. Kakashi leapt out of bed while Lee leapt upwards. Kakshi swung his kunai and hit a chakra rod held by the Two-tails.
Two-tails: So you found me out?
Lee punched through the roof of the tent.
Lee: (Nothing? I could have sworn...)
Kakashi leapt backwards and out of the tent. Lee followed and was beside him.
Two-tails: Relax, Kakashi Hatake. We are here to talk.
Kakashi: (We?)
White Zetsu came out of the ground beside Two-tails.
White Zetsu: That kid with the crappy haircut actually found me out while I was attached to the roof? You've got a good lackey here Kakashi of the Sharingan.
Lee: What do you want?
White Zetsu: To tell you a tale I'm quite sure you'll find interesting Kakashi.
Lee: A tale?
White Zetsu: Yeah. The tale of Madara.
Kakashi: Tale of Madara?
White Zetsu: Yeah. It involves that crybaby Obito.
Kakashi: ?!
White Zetsu: You see, many many years ago, Tobi wanted to forge war, but the Uchiha betrayed him by wanting peace. He fought Hashirama Senju for the soul purpose of getting his DNA so he create an unstoppable army. Once he got the DNA, he created me. He then separated me into two halves. He took one half and integrated it into his body to sustain his life. After seeing how strong Hashirama wasn he decided to study the next hokages. He studied Tobirama for his Time-Space techs, and developed his own, which surpassed even Minato's. He studies Hiruzen in order to gain vast knowledge of Konoha. After two perfect experiments with the First's DNA, he decided to further his experiments. Unfortunately, he had been too hasty. It failed and the resulting creation quickly started to die. It was too unstable. The First's DNA was too valuable to just die and dissolve. He saved it by fusing it to me. It was convinient as half of my body was gone. He gave us both special abilities, my black half having the hardness of steel and my abilities as you have seen. When combined, our real powers are unlocked. Fearing that he too would destabilize from the First's DNA, Tobi needed something to take the blunt of the ill effects. It just so happened I was monitoring Minato, hoping to get some intel on the Nine-tails. You and you're teammates were there as well. When Obito was killed, or near death at least, I took his body and brought it to Tobi. It was in tatters, but it would have to do. After all, Shisui's body was so battered after being underwater and buried, the First's DNA salvaged his body till it was combined with me. Tobi integrated Obito into himself and stopped himself from ever destabilizing, however Obito's tattered body couldn't handle Tobi's Eternal Mangekyou. That's why he has an endless stock of eyes and took the Rinnegan to make up for it.
Kakashi: I see. So then thay girl must be linked to Madara.
Lee: You claim that this is Madara, but why do you call him Tobi?
White Zetsu: Until he takes achieves his full, complete form, to call him Madara would be an insult. Sasuke's eyes are compatible with Tobi's. Once he has them, his Mangekyou will be resurrected! The world will be his!
Kakashi: You really think that's the best solution for war? Enslavement?
White Zetsu: And what is your solution? Naruto? He's just a boy. He can't do nothing about anything.
Kakashi: Everyone also thought that Naruto was an utter failure, only good for keeping the Nine-tails. Now look at him. He's one of the strongest shinobi, in a class held only by few, such as the fourth Raikage, Minato-sensei, the First Hokakge!
Tobi: Yet you left out Tobi, just because he wasn't on your side. You said Naruto was once the scourge of Konoha, but as soon as he saved their lives, he was a hero, loved by all. What if Tobi had saved Konoha? Then he would be beloved too, right? They don't love Naruto, they loved the saving he did. If Naruto had helped Pain or Akatsuki, he would be hated too. It doesn't matter who it is as long as they are protected. That's the biggest flaw in humanity, especially in the ninja world. That's what makes Tobi's plan the best solution, perfect, un-biased life. You call it an escape, enslavement, but you and I both know it's the truth.
Kakashi: You may be right, we may be right. All that matters is I do what's right for the world.
Kakashi pulled out a scroll out of his pouch and in a poof of smoke, Zabuza's Cleaver appeared. Beside him, Lee opened Three Gates. Lee vanished and appeared behind Two-tails. White Zetsu began to meld into the ground.
White Zetsu: (S**t, he's fast!)
Lee came in with a beastly roundhouse kick.
Two-tails: (Shinra Tensei!)
Two-tails blasted away Lee. Lee crashed into a rock. Kakashi appeared behind Two-tails with a Lightning-infused Cleaver. Kakashi swung and cleaved through Two-tails. The lower half quickly fused with the upper half. Still incomplete, the Two-tails blasted Kakashi with a weakened Shinra Tensei.
Kakashi: (So its a dead shinobi, eh?)
Kakashi closed his left eye. Suddenly, bandages surrounded the Two-tails.
Kakashi: Keep her still. I'll get rid of her!
Next: The Paths vs Bee!
Kakashi: Lee, I told you I'm fine.
Lee: You took out those swordsmen with your Mangekyou technique. You must be tired.
Kakashi: Well, yeah a bit, but not so much as I need bedrest, Lee.
Lee: Nonsense! How can I expect you to have hot-blooded passion if you can't even rest after a super attack.
Kakashi: (Guy, you should got a chip off the old block here.)
Suddenly, Lee grew alert.
Kakashi: ? What is it, Lee?
Lee: I just realized something. If I had just brought that curry!
Kakashi: What?
Lee: A few weeks ago, I got some curry that is said to be able to heal virtually any injury as long as rests for five years! Yesterday, it reached the point where it is edible! If only I had brought it, you would not be here in bed!
Kakashi: ( Five years? If he brought it I would be in here much longer than I am now.) I guess that's too bad.
Lee: No! I will go get it now!
Kakashi: You can't go all the way back to Konoha for that!
Suddenly, Kakashi and Lee grew alert. Kakashi leapt out of bed while Lee leapt upwards. Kakshi swung his kunai and hit a chakra rod held by the Two-tails.
Two-tails: So you found me out?
Lee punched through the roof of the tent.
Lee: (Nothing? I could have sworn...)
Kakashi leapt backwards and out of the tent. Lee followed and was beside him.
Two-tails: Relax, Kakashi Hatake. We are here to talk.
Kakashi: (We?)
White Zetsu came out of the ground beside Two-tails.
White Zetsu: That kid with the crappy haircut actually found me out while I was attached to the roof? You've got a good lackey here Kakashi of the Sharingan.
Lee: What do you want?
White Zetsu: To tell you a tale I'm quite sure you'll find interesting Kakashi.
Lee: A tale?
White Zetsu: Yeah. The tale of Madara.
Kakashi: Tale of Madara?
White Zetsu: Yeah. It involves that crybaby Obito.
Kakashi: ?!
White Zetsu: You see, many many years ago, Tobi wanted to forge war, but the Uchiha betrayed him by wanting peace. He fought Hashirama Senju for the soul purpose of getting his DNA so he create an unstoppable army. Once he got the DNA, he created me. He then separated me into two halves. He took one half and integrated it into his body to sustain his life. After seeing how strong Hashirama wasn he decided to study the next hokages. He studied Tobirama for his Time-Space techs, and developed his own, which surpassed even Minato's. He studies Hiruzen in order to gain vast knowledge of Konoha. After two perfect experiments with the First's DNA, he decided to further his experiments. Unfortunately, he had been too hasty. It failed and the resulting creation quickly started to die. It was too unstable. The First's DNA was too valuable to just die and dissolve. He saved it by fusing it to me. It was convinient as half of my body was gone. He gave us both special abilities, my black half having the hardness of steel and my abilities as you have seen. When combined, our real powers are unlocked. Fearing that he too would destabilize from the First's DNA, Tobi needed something to take the blunt of the ill effects. It just so happened I was monitoring Minato, hoping to get some intel on the Nine-tails. You and you're teammates were there as well. When Obito was killed, or near death at least, I took his body and brought it to Tobi. It was in tatters, but it would have to do. After all, Shisui's body was so battered after being underwater and buried, the First's DNA salvaged his body till it was combined with me. Tobi integrated Obito into himself and stopped himself from ever destabilizing, however Obito's tattered body couldn't handle Tobi's Eternal Mangekyou. That's why he has an endless stock of eyes and took the Rinnegan to make up for it.
Kakashi: I see. So then thay girl must be linked to Madara.
Lee: You claim that this is Madara, but why do you call him Tobi?
White Zetsu: Until he takes achieves his full, complete form, to call him Madara would be an insult. Sasuke's eyes are compatible with Tobi's. Once he has them, his Mangekyou will be resurrected! The world will be his!
Kakashi: You really think that's the best solution for war? Enslavement?
White Zetsu: And what is your solution? Naruto? He's just a boy. He can't do nothing about anything.
Kakashi: Everyone also thought that Naruto was an utter failure, only good for keeping the Nine-tails. Now look at him. He's one of the strongest shinobi, in a class held only by few, such as the fourth Raikage, Minato-sensei, the First Hokakge!
Tobi: Yet you left out Tobi, just because he wasn't on your side. You said Naruto was once the scourge of Konoha, but as soon as he saved their lives, he was a hero, loved by all. What if Tobi had saved Konoha? Then he would be beloved too, right? They don't love Naruto, they loved the saving he did. If Naruto had helped Pain or Akatsuki, he would be hated too. It doesn't matter who it is as long as they are protected. That's the biggest flaw in humanity, especially in the ninja world. That's what makes Tobi's plan the best solution, perfect, un-biased life. You call it an escape, enslavement, but you and I both know it's the truth.
Kakashi: You may be right, we may be right. All that matters is I do what's right for the world.
Kakashi pulled out a scroll out of his pouch and in a poof of smoke, Zabuza's Cleaver appeared. Beside him, Lee opened Three Gates. Lee vanished and appeared behind Two-tails. White Zetsu began to meld into the ground.
White Zetsu: (S**t, he's fast!)
Lee came in with a beastly roundhouse kick.
Two-tails: (Shinra Tensei!)
Two-tails blasted away Lee. Lee crashed into a rock. Kakashi appeared behind Two-tails with a Lightning-infused Cleaver. Kakashi swung and cleaved through Two-tails. The lower half quickly fused with the upper half. Still incomplete, the Two-tails blasted Kakashi with a weakened Shinra Tensei.
Kakashi: (So its a dead shinobi, eh?)
Kakashi closed his left eye. Suddenly, bandages surrounded the Two-tails.
Kakashi: Keep her still. I'll get rid of her!
Next: The Paths vs Bee!
