Ninja pick up lines

[Hashycuz]

What pick up lines would ninja's use to get laid...?

Kisame; Are you a Fisherwoman? Cause baby you have got me hook, line and sinker

Itachi; I can go at it for 72 hours straight without stopping

Sasor; Who needs ''toys'', when you can have your very own *** puppet?

Jiraiya: "Hey there, I'm a famous writer and I need to gather information"

Nagato - Wanna see my six paths of lovin?



Thats the best i could come up with , your turn now....

 

[Sierra G719]

Re: What lines Shinobi use, when they want to get some ninja sugar?

Darui: How about getting a taste of some Black Lightnin'

Cee: I'll be the one to light up your world???

cheesy yes, but oh well

 

[uchiha asuku aliyu]

gai i can assure at five gates the tempo will five times faster..

 

[PervyMaster]

I love hentai do you????????????yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AnimeIsPerfection]

suprised you didn't see this one

Deidara: Check me out, I'll give you a bang.

 

[Invsblphntm]

Roses are red
I am blue
How about
I come and **** you


- Kisame

 

[The Necromancer]

Madara- Hey baby, wanna see my Cockring-gan?
Kakuzu- I've got 6 hearts for MAXIMUM bloodflow.
Suigetsu- My arm's not the only thing i can inflate...
Naruto- Hey babe... ever had a 1001 way?
Haku- I LOVE to do it in front of the mirror.

 

[Sasuke eats nards]

not a ninja one, but my fav is, "hey girl are you wearing space pants?" girl: umm... "cuz your ass is out of this world!" I tried using it and it didn't work, just pretty funny to me.

 

[-Punk-]

sakura : is there any way i can be of used

 

[-Punk-]

deidara : baby your so hot , your making me go bang

 

[The Necromancer]

Hashirama- I've got the original wood style.
Tobirama- I can make you wet without a water source nearby.
Hiruzen- I've mastered 1000 illusions, and 1001 positions.
Minato- I'm the fastest ninja on earth... oh wait...
Tsunade- I can heal from ANY injury.

 

[ryan221]

Orochimaru:"Hey, wanna see me summon a snake?"
Sasori:"I'm a human puppet, but I can still show you some wood"
Tsunade:"I'm the Legendary Sucker, wanna see why?"
Naruto:"I've got something big and pulsating...and my rasengan's powerful too."

 

[-Haku Yuki-]

Hashirama: hey baby want wood release just le me implant my senju DNA in you


Yamato: I got wood for you

 

[-Punk-]

Ramen guy : hey girl ramen is not the only think i can pour on you

 

[-Haku Yuki-]

Zabuza: my swords not the only big thing I carry


xd

 

[-Punk-]

tsunade : hey kakashi i'll let you see my lips ,if you let me see your's

to far ?

 

[Xaviour]

Re: What pick up lines would ninja's use to get laid...?

Kisame; Are you a Fisherwoman? Cause baby you have got me hook, line and sinker

Itachi; I can go at it for 72 hours straight without stopping

Sasor; Who needs ''toys'', when you can have your very own *** puppet?

Jiraiya: "Hey there, I'm a famous writer and I need to gather information"

Nagato - Wanna see my six paths of lovin?



Thats the best i could come up with , your turn now....

More like the 6 paths of necromancy XD

 

[Vayne]

Temrai: I don't just blow things with my fan

Obito: A rock fell on me... Wanna try mine.

 

[I Am The Fourth Hokage]

Shikamaru - Thats not the only thing i can make shadows do.

 

[-Punk-]

tsunade : you can also split me in half if you want