Whats with the bolds? First of all, and the gifs? This isn't tumblr.
Anyways, we obviously have different senses of humor, You obviously don't even understand what the slang term "Thirsty" is since you keep using it in that context. Thirsty is when you are trying way too hard to get some ***** or **** from anyone no matter who they are.
Me asking if you think fictional characters with fictional abilities could use those fictional abilities in the bedroom is nothing more than an 18+ joke that is not meant for the feint of heart and the simplest of minds. Do you cringe when you watch South Park? Or Family guy?
You actually caring so much about what is posted on the internet and being so defensive and offended at the words ***, and your obvious devotion to your lord and savior has me thinking you're a sheltered, close-minded, under-aged, simpleton.