lswhyte123
Active member
Why is it that whenever you try and make less noise,you always inevitably make more?
So,my Girlfriend is asleep and I go to the bathroom. I've got stealth mode on n sh*t(which is basically me but making the 'SHHH' sound to anything that makes noise) and for some reason,everything and I mean EVERYTHING I now touch,needs oil. Doors which never creeked,are now the F***ING MASTERS of Creeking. Floorboard which haven't uttered a sound in 4 months,are now screaming for help under my weight....
:shrug: Whassup with that?
Then I develop some sort of spacial awareness disability and am crashing into just about anything that's nearby.....sigh to top it all of,when I go to the bathroom and decide "Phew,she's still asleep." The retard part of my brain(which is like 70%) is all like,"Hey Bro...errr you gonna flush that?....DO IT!!!!"
.............................I f***in flush too....
So,my Girlfriend is asleep and I go to the bathroom. I've got stealth mode on n sh*t(which is basically me but making the 'SHHH' sound to anything that makes noise) and for some reason,everything and I mean EVERYTHING I now touch,needs oil. Doors which never creeked,are now the F***ING MASTERS of Creeking. Floorboard which haven't uttered a sound in 4 months,are now screaming for help under my weight....
:shrug: Whassup with that?Btw,for those that don't know,this is me in stealth mode:
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Then I develop some sort of spacial awareness disability and am crashing into just about anything that's nearby.....sigh to top it all of,when I go to the bathroom and decide "Phew,she's still asleep." The retard part of my brain(which is like 70%) is all like,"Hey Bro...errr you gonna flush that?....DO IT!!!!"
.............................I f***in flush too....
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