It's early morning in the Uchiha district, and we see the inside of Sasuke's home (in the garden there's a chicken).
We are shown Itachi's figure from the neck down.
For some reason he's in his Akatsuki clothes, tying up a (frilly) Akatsuki apron.
He puts the bread in the toaster splendidly and puts the kettle on.
He takes out the eggs from the fridge, pours some oil in the frying pan and cracks the eggs magnificently.
He puts the lid on the frying pan (until now, he was using the sharingan).
He opens the lid and chuckles at the perfect sunny-side-up fried eggs.
But if you look closely, there are some fragments of egg shells in the yolk.
In the meantime, the toasts were also burned.
He puts the sunny-side-up fried eggs on a plate and washes the pan.
He tries to remake the sunny-side-up fried eggs - starting from the moment when he wears the Akatsuki clothes for some reason.
But this time the yolk breaks up.
Then, Itachi's (shiny) sweat gets in.
They turn into scrambled eggs - but they are so burned that he can't peel them off the pan.
He begins to prepare Chinese-style fried rice in a wok.
Sasuke wakes up. He comes down into the living room.
He sighs at the sunny-side-up fried eggs placed all over the floor.
Itachi: "Sasuke, is that you?"
Sasuke: "Yes."
Itachi: "You're eating sunny-side-up fried eggs, aren't you?"
Sasuke: "Sure, I guess."
Sasuke is about to casually pick up one of the sunny-side-up fried eggs at his feet.
Itachi: "Don't touch those!"
Sasuke: "...!?"
Itachi: "I'll be sure to make you eat some perfect sunny-side-up fried eggs!"
Sasuke waits obediently.
(From this point on I'm not sure of the chronological order.)
Itachi's mangekyou sharingan appears at the center of the sunny-side-up fried eggs on the floor.
The room becomes a sort of horror-like vacuum.
Sasuke's pupils go back and forth.
In the end, Itachi has used up all the eggs.
No matter how many times he looks in the fridge, there aren't any more eggs.
At that moment, the chicken in the garden runs in front of Itachi's eyes.
Itachi runs after the chicken.
He talks a little with Sasuke (sorry, I was laughing so hard that I forgot what they were saying).
Itachi gets the eggs safely.
At this point, he's somehow in anbu clothes.
He prepares the sunny-side-up fried eggs (incidentally, they are twin eggs).
He removes the shells splendidly with a kunai.
He dries off the (shiny) moisture by blowing on it.
The perfect sunny-side-up fried eggs are complete.
For some reason, Sasuke is gazing intently at the mangekyou sharingans all over the floor.
Itachi brings the fried eggs to Sasuke and sits across from him.
Itachi: "Well, eat up. I cooked these for you."
Sasuke eats them with a knife and a fork.
He chews.
Itachi: "How are they?"
Sasuke: "Uuuum, not very good..."
Itachi pokes his forehead and seems to be thinking something along the lines of 'You little brat...'.
Sasuke doesn't seem altogether displeased either.
At this point, while they are flirting in front of 700 people (the audience, I presume), there is a black out.
The scene changes to a (desert?).
Sasuke is sleeping in the shade of a tree.
He gets poked in the forehead by someone, and opens his eyes.
Sasuke: "Ouch... was it a dream..."
For some reason, in front of him there is Naruto.
Sasuke asks him something along the lines of "Why are you here?".
Naruto: "Let's go back to our battlefield. That is also Itachi's will."
Naruto starts to run, and Sasuke runs after him.
They hear a sizzling sound.
The sand at Sasuke's feet becomes a (sorry, I can't understand the word).
The sand turns into the yolk of fried eggs.
Naruto and Sasuke are standing on some huge sunny-side-up fried eggs.
When they turn around, the blue sky has turned into a mysterious vacuum.
Then, a huge Itachi appears.
Exactly, Naruto and Sasuke were standing on Itachi's frying pan.
Sunny-side battle, the end.
