Need Help Quickly!!

[Pumpkin Ninja]

MY class has to right a speech on anything that bothers them. It could be Humorous or Serious. My rough draft is due tomorrow and I need a topic. Can anyone give me ideas. I'm a bit of a procrastinator. xd

 

[Supreme x Uchiha]

You don't deserve help.

It's your assignment.. and you procrastinated. Now face the consequences.

 

[Cruciatus]

Write a speech about how much speech writing bothers you.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

Write a speech about how much speech writing bothers you.

I was actually thinking of doing that but I don't think I could make that work.

 

[Kaneki Kun]

Same *** marriage, World hunger, debt, commercial farming, stem cell research, obesity in america and how it affects you (If you live in america), and last but not least school lunch.

 

[Wang]

Procrastinators bother me, write about that

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

You don't deserve help.

It's your assignment.. and you procrastinated. Now face the consequences.

I have been trying to think of something all week though but nothing came to mind.

 

[Hypemaster]

Write a speech about trolls, something all people can relate to nowadays

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

Write a speech about trolls, something all people can relate to nowadays

Not everyone goes on forums or know what a troll is -_-

 

[Cruciatus]

I was actually thinking of doing that but I don't think I could make that work.

My friend wrote a speech about how to write a speech and she won first place in a speech competition for it it was like a speechception! You can make it work if you put your mind to it, and you could make it humorous too. The art of rhetoric is about connection. Remember to make your speech relatable to your audience, and if you have to actually get up and say it, MAKE EYE CONTACT. That is the golden rule of speech giving

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

My friend wrote a speech about how to write a speech and she one first place in a speech competition for it it was like a speechception! You can make it work if you put your mind to it, and you could make it humorous too. The art of rhetoric is about connection. Remember to make your speech relatable to your audience, and if you have to actually get up and say it, MAKE EYE CONTACT. That is the golden rule of speech giving

DING DING DING.. We may have a winner. Thanks for the advice but I still wanna hear what other people have to say just in case.

 

[hixa kuogame]

how bout one on pnj or illuminati

 

[Germanicus]

Dude...if it can be anything, make something up. In writing, your best friend is complete bull shit. The thing you think of in the next five seconds that you can write down, remember, and deliver, write it. Anything. It doesn't even have to actually bother you. Just BS the whole thing, and you'll be fine as long as you can deliver the speech believably.

Political climate, aliens, those dumb ads on tv no one cares for...sky's the limit.

 

[ShishaMastah420]

Write a Speech on why you can buy a bottle of aspirin from the local 7-11 take 14 of them and not live to see the next day but let me smoke a Jay or 14 and I'm a criminal, punishable by up to 5 years in jail?

 

[orochimaru]

World Peace, is it only a dream?

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

I'm going with Hyorinmaru's advice. Thanks everyone.

 

[Yasuko Sayomi]

The only thing that truly bothers me is how Nickelodeon keeps on playing FRIENDS all the ****ing time. -.-

 

[Cruciatus]

Glad I could help man pm if you have any other questions!

 

[repulse]

Write about due dates. About how they bother you, and give reasons. Like things you could be doing instead of writing an essay haha.

 

[Hypemaster]

Not everyone goes on forums or know what a troll is -_-

I would think people would know the term "Trolls" by now. Its not limited to forums, its all over youtube and other social media. Now are you telling me that your class might not know of a youtube troll?