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Uxellius

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well how to begin, I know this hasn't anything to do with naruto it's just a personal problem.
before every thing I'm straight, and I'm willing to stay like this.
my problem starts after my puberty, it was a bit late than my other friends however, I failed to attract girls, I envy every one (I don't hold any grudge though), anyway things got worst whereas I failed as a girl magnet however it appears that I made a perfect homo magnet, two of my elementary school year friends fell in love with me and each one wanted me to top him, it took me 6 months to figure that out, I couldn't do anything but to evade them at all cost, I didn't tell my parents I didn't want to bother them with this problem, and what made it even worst lately my 12 years old brother brought with him his friend of the same age, and when his friend asked me if he could sit on my lap while watching a movie I just accepted, and everything went fine til he started to rub his rear on my crotch and play with my chin, I disgusted and left my house and only returned at midnight, luckily my parents weren't in town that night ... I feel so confused ... I don't know what to do ... and I'm afraid that this will ruin my life.
 

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I don't know why you let a another sit on your lap just to watch a movie anyway that makes you seem gay and you don't sound like your into it so i don't think you're gay but its just bad timing with the guy stuff.
 

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I find this a tad funny, but here's my serious answer:

How old are you?

If you're straight, you're straight, if not, you're not. No big deal. Also, if you are straight, don't give up on women yet. Just wait man. It all falls into place. Just be yourself. And if you end up being gay, then like you said, you're magnet apparently. So, no problems there. xd


Don't stress about it. You seem like you're not over 20. You have a whole life ahead of you. Take it easy. Relationships will come. Just relax, don't stress because there is no bad outcome (Either you're straight or gay. I find no big deal in that. Others might, but it's your life. Fuck everyone else, right?", and just enjoy life. Maybe forget relationships overall and have fun with friends. Just say "Hey, no relationships for me right now guys. I'm just gonna have fun" and there's that.

Good luck.
 

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You got molested; Slap that NxGGA, and tell him you don't roll like that.

Also get friends that like Girls; The more friends you have that like Girls, the more Girls you'll hopefully be getting the opportunity to hand out with.

End of Story.

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Dudes don't let other Dudes sit on their laps to watch a movie...

By letting him sit on your lap is exactly were you went wrong..

The moment he asked you to sit on your lap you should have looked at him like he pissed in your cereal and slapped your mother...then drop-kicked him for asking you such a question...

Also tell your brother that the guy is gay...and tell your brother to only bring home Girls
 
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Uxellius

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You got molested; Slap that NxGGA, and tell him you don't roll like that.

Also get friends that like Girls; The more friends you have that like Girls, the more Girls you'll hopefully be getting the opportunity to hand out with.

End of Story.

P.S

Dudes don't let other Dudes sit on their laps to watch a movie...

By letting him sit on your lap is exactly were you went wrong..

The moment he asked you to sit on your lap you should have looked at him like he pissed in your cereal and slapped your mother...then drop-kicked him for asking you such a question...

Also tell your brother that the guy is gay...and tell your brother to only bring home Girls
He was like 12 years old I didn't have thaught ever that they get gay at 12.
 

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I find this a tad funny, but here's my serious answer:

How old are you?

If you're straight, you're straight, if not, you're not. No big deal. Also, if you are straight, don't give up on women yet. Just wait man. It all falls into place. Just be yourself. And if you end up being gay, then like you said, you're magnet apparently. So, no problems there. xd


Don't stress about it. You seem like you're not over 20. You have a whole life ahead of you. Take it easy. Relationships will come. Just relax, don't stress because there is no bad outcome (Either you're straight or gay. I find no big deal in that. Others might, but it's your life. Fuck everyone else, right?", and just enjoy life. Maybe forget relationships overall and have fun with friends. Just say "Hey, no relationships for me right now guys. I'm just gonna have fun" and there's that.

Good luck.
well U R right I'll be 19 this august
and I'll try to get rid from being so nice with others thank you
 

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He was like 12 years old I didn't have thaught ever that they get gay at 12.


well U R right I'll be 19 this august
and I'll try to get rid from being so nice with others thank you

Lmaoo.. You've deceived us... i thought you were the boys age...

Your 18 dude... How is this gonna ruin your life?'

Now i'm thinking the whole situation might have just been a Miss-understanding...

Do you love PoonTang?

Stop hanging out and watching movies with little boys....

Work out...

Get a job...

Go get a girlfriend...
 
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Same here. I was thinking you were like 14-15.


Be nice to others, I'm not saying not too, but I'm pretty sure no 12 year old has decided his sexual orientation. He/she is you know, 12.


Just do what Shisha said. This won't ruin your life, only if you like the 12 year old. Then you're a pedophile xd
 
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