Kakooli
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I'm gonna share a story about my friend...He needs guidance atm.
So, my friend was in work last Friday and he had a bad stomach. He was in teh staff room talking with his line manager during his lunch break and was eating Doritos (cool ranch flavor) when suddenly, his stomach started to bubble like a cauldron and he rushed off to teh bathroom, where he made a violent explosion in teh toilet.
...Now this is where teh problem starts. Teh tamn toilet took so much abuse that it wouldn't flush anymore and he still had to go! It was at this moment that my friend realized that in his haste, he brought the bag of Doritos he was eating with him to teh toilet. Not wanting to block teh toilet/stink it out, he got an idea...Did you guess right? Yes, he $hit in the Doritos bag instead...He was in a panic because he didn't want to be labeled as some guy who destroyed teh toilet...It was a lose-lose situation.
So anyway, eventually my friend's line manager comes into teh bathroom and knocks on teh door, asking if I'm alright. Not wanting to make a scene my friend says yes and that he'll be out in a second. At this point he's in a daze and he can't think straight, so he walks out of teh bathroom with teh $hit bag in his hands without disposing it. He only realizes he still has teh bag when he's in teh staff room, alone. Panicked and in a frenzy to dispose of it (no bin in teh staff room wtf!) he seeks an alternative...teh fridge. He puts it in teh freezer part at teh bottom and backs out slowly from teh room. At teh end of teh day...After hours of a suspicious smell permeating through teh staff room, it's discovered. People are disgusted and I hear people say things like "we'll get to teh bottom of this" and "we'll find teh culprit!".
So...What should my friend do??? He already missed 2 days this week because he doesn't want to face his colleagues, in fear that he will be discovered. His line manager knows that he had a stomach upset and might do some Math to add 2+2...Confess? New job? Advice plz!!!!!!!
So, my friend was in work last Friday and he had a bad stomach. He was in teh staff room talking with his line manager during his lunch break and was eating Doritos (cool ranch flavor) when suddenly, his stomach started to bubble like a cauldron and he rushed off to teh bathroom, where he made a violent explosion in teh toilet.
...Now this is where teh problem starts. Teh tamn toilet took so much abuse that it wouldn't flush anymore and he still had to go! It was at this moment that my friend realized that in his haste, he brought the bag of Doritos he was eating with him to teh toilet. Not wanting to block teh toilet/stink it out, he got an idea...Did you guess right? Yes, he $hit in the Doritos bag instead...He was in a panic because he didn't want to be labeled as some guy who destroyed teh toilet...It was a lose-lose situation.
So anyway, eventually my friend's line manager comes into teh bathroom and knocks on teh door, asking if I'm alright. Not wanting to make a scene my friend says yes and that he'll be out in a second. At this point he's in a daze and he can't think straight, so he walks out of teh bathroom with teh $hit bag in his hands without disposing it. He only realizes he still has teh bag when he's in teh staff room, alone. Panicked and in a frenzy to dispose of it (no bin in teh staff room wtf!) he seeks an alternative...teh fridge. He puts it in teh freezer part at teh bottom and backs out slowly from teh room. At teh end of teh day...After hours of a suspicious smell permeating through teh staff room, it's discovered. People are disgusted and I hear people say things like "we'll get to teh bottom of this" and "we'll find teh culprit!".
So...What should my friend do??? He already missed 2 days this week because he doesn't want to face his colleagues, in fear that he will be discovered. His line manager knows that he had a stomach upset and might do some Math to add 2+2...Confess? New job? Advice plz!!!!!!!
