And you thought we abandoned this fanfic…
Well think again xD
Well think again xD
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Faceless: What the hell are we doing here again?
Tenzu: Well, whose idea was it to revive a fanfic that was long dead and forgotten?
Faceless: *raises hand* >_>
Tenzu: Ok, can you just stop with the useless introductions and get on with it.
Faceless: Wait, I’m getting there xD
Tenzu: Ugh…
Faceless takes out a microphone from out of nowhere and begins speaking in a monotone voice
Faceless: Greetings, fellow readers. As you know, we failed to win the FanFic of the Month Contest and most people would probably say “Ha, that’s the end of their writing days.” But my comrades, I tell you this, quoting one of The Joker’s famous lines: “It’s all part of the plan” So here my friends, after a long overdue rest, after 12 months of overrated planning, after an emotional graduation and a lame-ass prom… I give you…
NB WARS Episode 4- Return of TOBI!
Tenzu: Wait just a minute there.
Faceless: *drops mike* Oh, what now, Tenzu? Don’t break my rhythm, dammit! You’re the one who can’t wait for this to happen.
Tenzu: I know, I know… but aren’t we missing something?
Faceless: What do you mean?
Tenzu: Well, it is our fourth episode. Don’t you think its time for us to turn it up a notch’ Like a cover page or something? And Fanfic rules clearly states that we have our own cover page by now (made it up, xP)
Faceless: Hmm… I seem to overlook that fact. BRB!
20 extremely short hours later…
Faceless: I’m back! *takes out three random pictures from his pocket* I’m sure you’ll love the first one.
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Tenzu: … Uh… Faceless?
Faceless: *bright eyes* Yes?
Tenzu: Did you steal this from Hiruzen?
Faceless: H-Hell no! What makes you say that?!
Tenzu: It’s probably just a random guess. And also by the fact that it has “Myobokuzan Chronicles” plastered on the picture.
Faceless: … So we can’t use it?
Tenzu: Well… unless we change our fanfic’s name into “Myobokuzan Chronicles” and get sued by Hiruzen Sarutobi for copyright charges.
Faceless: Fine… *takes out another photo* I’m sure you’re gonna love this.
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Tenzu: *vomits uncontrollably, along with the other homophobic readers currently reading this* W-What the hell is that?!
Faceless: What, I thought you like it?
Tenzu: LIKE IT? My God, Faceless, there could be kids reading this!
Faceless: … You don’t like it?
Tenzu: NO! Even Versuvio wouldn’t stand for this! Though I’m not sure with BiBi or Rei Uchiha… Hmm… In any case we can’t publish our fanfic under the cover of Sasuke literally eating Naruto’s face. Or any other random homosexual pairings. I mean, people would be scarred for life. Who knows what could happen?
Faceless: I guess so… *takes out the last photo* Well, I’m not too sure about this one. It’s the last choice we’ve got.
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Tenzu: …
Faceless: …
Tenzu: …
Faceless: …
Tenzu: … Hail Obama… *salutes*
Faceless: … Hail Obama, *bows*
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*turns on Star Wars Opening theme*
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Episode Four- Return of TOBI!
After the failed attempt of cloning Empress BiBi (which led to an insane Arnold destroying everything in sight, including TOBI!’s secret stash of hash cookies), needless to say, Anbu Root was feeling lower than the bowels of Hades itself. Neutrino00, after spending half of his funds to generate this failed I.D.I.O.T project, decided to spend the other half in bars, exotic night spots and other censored locations. Meanwhile, BiBi Slaves’ generals, BishamonSama and Hellsbadass devised a plan to ultimately annihilate the last remnants of the SQUATALA! and Anbu Root squads by recruiting random NB citizens. The war has finally begun (after 3 long and unneeded episodes, the so called NB Wars that Tenzu and Faceless had continuously warned the random public forum population is finally here. FINALLY). As Tenzu searched high and low for the drunken Anbu Root leader, Faceless thought of another plan to stop BiBi Slaves’ armies from totally conquering the whole NB forum. Little did they know… another power was rising once more, someone familiar… and loves cookies. And no to Sesame Street Fans, it is not Cookie Monster…
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Episode Four- Return of TOBI!
After the failed attempt of cloning Empress BiBi (which led to an insane Arnold destroying everything in sight, including TOBI!’s secret stash of hash cookies), needless to say, Anbu Root was feeling lower than the bowels of Hades itself. Neutrino00, after spending half of his funds to generate this failed I.D.I.O.T project, decided to spend the other half in bars, exotic night spots and other censored locations. Meanwhile, BiBi Slaves’ generals, BishamonSama and Hellsbadass devised a plan to ultimately annihilate the last remnants of the SQUATALA! and Anbu Root squads by recruiting random NB citizens. The war has finally begun (after 3 long and unneeded episodes, the so called NB Wars that Tenzu and Faceless had continuously warned the random public forum population is finally here. FINALLY). As Tenzu searched high and low for the drunken Anbu Root leader, Faceless thought of another plan to stop BiBi Slaves’ armies from totally conquering the whole NB forum. Little did they know… another power was rising once more, someone familiar… and loves cookies. And no to Sesame Street Fans, it is not Cookie Monster…
At the prestigious Slave recruitment Agency just a block away from BiBi’s Forumatic Palace, BishamonSama and Hellsbadass made every attempt to ensure the recruitment plans go as well as they hope...
BishamonSama: *reads an application and yawns* Next.
Skye Kaguya: *enters dramatically* My name is Skye Kaguya. Ninja, Jounin Class.
BishamonSama: And what are your qualifications to serve our Empress?
Skye Kaguya: My family has done ninja work in NB for nine generations
BishamonSama: And before that?
Skye Kaguya: We were ninjas in the surrounding areas for two hundred years.
BishamonSama: And before that?
Skye Kaguya: Immigrants from various forums all over the Internet all involve in ninja work!
BishamonSama: And before that?
Skye Kaguya: FARMERS!
BishamonSama: Hmm… *stands up* I’ll get back to you on that… *walks away*
Meanwhile, at another room, adjacent to BishamonSama’s… Hellsbadass’s attempts to recruit three new applicants with his crude, but rather efficient tactics.
Hellsbadass: Answer this question correctly and I’ll let you join the BiBi Slaves Army.
Random Applicant One: Uh, okay O_O
Hellsbadass: Get it wrong and I’ll shove a Cero far up your ass, Ichigo would have a hard time distinguishing your mouth from your hollow hole.
Random Applicant Two: O_________________________O
Hellsbadass: Here’s the question: I’m thinking of a number between one and **** you.
Random Applicant One: …
Random Applicant Two: …
Random Applicant Three: … Is it eight? xD
Hellsbadass: *smiles and generates a blue beam on his palm* Just don’t move a muscle, and everything will be just fine…
In other words… they were ****ed… Meanwhile, at a random “exotic” bar, Tenzu finally managed to track down the elusive Anbu Root Leader, Neutrino00 after drinking his one hundred twenty-seventh glass of “tainted” ice lemon tea.
Tenzu: *sits down beside Neutrino00* You alright, dude?
Neutrino00: You know, nothing ever good happened to me *sniff* Ever since I left the army… it seems like a curse is upon me! *drinks, then burps*
Tenzu: Oh, let it flow dude.
Neutrino00: I have seen some shit. I kid you not, I have seen some shit. You wake up to the s-sounds of… kids’ screaming, explosions everywhere. Every day’s like a trip to hell for me… you never know when your number’s up.
Tenzu: Ah, The Vietnam War was such a hassle.
Neutrino00: … Grenada, man.
Tenzu: Grenada? O_O
Neutrino00: *nods*
Tenzu: Wasn’t that like twelve hours long?
Back at the palace… along the corridor to the cafeteria…
BishamonSama: *walks in a normal pace* So how did your end go?
Hellsbadass: Eh…
-FLASHBACK-
Hellsbadass: LET’S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE! QWEHAHEEHAHEEHAHEEHAHEEHA!!!!!!!!!!
*rapid explosions in the background, making the scene all the more epic*
-FLASHBACK ENDS-
Hellsbadass: Nothing worth mentioning. How about yours?
BishamonSama: *smiles* Well, I interviewed over 285609818282 applicants.
Hellsbadass: Wow, how many did you let in to become BiBi’s Slaves?
BishamonSama: One xD
Hellsbadass: -_-… who?
BishamonSama: RokuNR xD
Hellsbadass: But RokuNR is already BiBi’s slave.
BishamonSama: I know right xD
Hellsbadass: -_- Ah screw it, let’s just say they all died of herpes or something xD.
BishamonSama: Well, you got that right…
Back at the bar…
Neutrino00: You know… back when I was an elementary student… I wanted one of those Batman action-figures that could literally fly and my Grandma Dorris promised to give me one for my birthday. But Grandma Dorris forgot all about. I screamed and shouted at her, forcing her to buy it. Little did I know… it was me who killed her! *cries*
Tenzu: What happened?
Neutrino00: It was a rainy day… and I forced her to drive on the slippery road and buy me one from the supermarket… It was rainy day… a-and it w-wouldn’t… stop pouring *sobs*
Tenzu: I see… *pats Neutrino00’s back* She died in a car crash, huh?
Neutrino00: *sobs* No, Cancer. What made you think it was a car crash?
Tenzu: … You know what? Screw it, I’m done talking to you *walks away* Am I the only sane guy in this fanfic?
Neutrino00: Fine! Is that how you treat your friends? Come back! Baby, come back! Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenzuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
???: Hmph, I’vebeengoneforsevensecondsandthisiswhathappens.
Neutrino00: That-that voice! The lack of spacing in between words! It can only mean… No it can’t be… *turns around* … No… ITS YOU!
TOBI!: Yourf*ckingrightitsme O_O
Meanwhile, at the ruined secret Ishida laboratory…
Tenzu: *steps on charred scrap metal* Yo, Faceless, I’m back… *holds back* I got your favorite rum cookies for yah.
Faceless: *suddenly appears in front of Tenzu with what it seems to be “BiBi’s” Victoria’s Secret underwear wrapped around his face* Sup, man?
Tenzu: DUDE WTF?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! AND WHY IS THAT UNDERWEAR WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FACE?!
Faceless: *grins, though it cannot be seen through the folds of silk* Remember that time when we used this underwear to supposedly clone BiBi?
Tenzu: …
-FLASHBACK-
Arnold: ARNOLD SMASH! ARNOLD CRASH! ARNOLD MASH!
-FLASHBACK ENDS-
Tenzu: How can I ever forget?
Faceless: Well what if I told you that it wasn’t a cloning device, but actually a… SUMMONING DEVICE?
Tenzu: Tell me… what have you been doing since the start of this fanfic?
Faceless: Well *smiles*, let me show our latest creations! *clicks a remote and suddenly a wall opens up to show three buff, yet seriously familiar males* I call it Operation G.O.O.G.S- Get Out Or Get Slapped! With the help of this people, we shall bring an end to the war!
Tenzu: O_O. Um… dude don’t tell me your gonna use random actors in our fanfic again?
Faceless: What’s wrong with that?
Tenzu: Dude! Think copyright! We can’t just use actors without their consent! We can get charged and get sued as well! Who knows what will happen to the fate of NarutoBase then?!
Faceless: Haha, way ahead of you. I have devised a plan so AWESOME that you’d shit bricks. See I’m gonna jumble the alphabets in the names of these actors so much, that even if they see how they look like, they wouldn’t know who it is!
Tenzu: … You sure this is gonna work out?
Faceless: Trust me, have I ever failed you? Alright here goes… first specimen:
Faceless: His name is… Cackie Jhan! X3
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Cackie: YO!
Tenzu: … You mean, Jackie Chan?
Faceless: SHUSH! How the hell did you know?!
Tenzu: *bangs his head on the wall*
Faceless: Cean Sonnery!
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Tenzu: Oh gods, just kill me already.
Faceless: And of course, my personal favourite… Dohnny Jepp!
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Tenzu: Oh just end the damn Fanfic already!
-End of Part One-
This episode had been commemorated for the passing of one of the most AUSOME SQUATALA! member NB has seen, Neutrino00. Though he may be dead in our hearts, he shall live on in our FanFic. We will surely miss you…
-Random SQUATALA! Members
-Random SQUATALA! Members
BiBi: Ok, that was a waste of a chapter…
Madara Uchiha: And a sucky “Grand Opening” as well.
Neutrino00: You’re telling me, this was commemorated to me?! -_-
Faceless: Woah, woah, woah. What’s wrong with it?
BiBi: You said that the war has finally begun. This chapter did not show any of that!
Madara Uchiha: They didn’t show any of me either >_>
Neutrino00: That’s because you’re dead.
Madara Uchiha: Oh look who’s talking, you’re dead too!
TOBI!: I only had two lines in this chapter O_O
Tenzu: Oh stop complaining, I’m the one who had to deal with Faceless’s randomness. I mean just by reviving this dead fanfic took me a lot of time and effort O_O.
Sage106: Damn, shit…
Everyone: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Meanwhile… At the French Border
Obama: GIVE THEM NOTHING! BUT TAKE FROM THEM… EVERYTHING!
Random American Warrior: AMERICA!
Captain James: Err… sir. There’s only three of us... against an army of fifty five thousand soldiers all equipped with machine guns, and we’re just wearing underwear here…
Obama: THIS IS AMERICA!
Captain James: *sighs* Yes sir… it is.
The war has finally begun…
-Fin
Credits go to: Tenzu, The Faceless Shinobi
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