Hellsbadass: Hey guys, what's up?
Bishamon: What the- How in everything that is holy did you get out of there?
ragnaroc: YEAH! Me and Carlie had to hitchhike, take two aeroplanes, swim through the atlantic and cross the Gobi desert just to rescue your sorry ass!
Uchiha Madara and Bishamon: SO THAT'S HOW YOU DID IT!
ragnaroc: I... uh... DAMNIT Carlie!
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: But I didn't say anything!
Uchiha Madara: Well back to the topic, how-
Bishamon: How did you get out?
Hellsbadass: Weeeell... It's a long story... See I hijacked a car and the next thing you know...
Bishamon: ...
ragnaroc: ...
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: ...
Uchiha Madara:
Bishamon: WTF?! Who was that guy in the trunk?! And I'm having a strong sense of de ja vu, I think I've seen that guy in a movie before... what's his name again?
ragnaroc: Sylvester Stallone?
Bishamon: NO!
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: Steven Segal?
Bishamon: No...
Hellsbadass: Danny DeVito?
Bishamon: Hell no.
Madara Uchiha: Pamela Anderson?
Bishamon:Ah screw this, Im going home.
If you have not read the previous episodes, please click on the following links
Episode One Part One:
Part Two:
Episode Two Part One:
Part Two:
A long, long time ago,
in a forum far, far away...
Faceless: Uh... I can explain.... *points finger behind BiBi* Hey is that Johnny Depp?
BiBi: *turns around* Where?!
Faceless: BANZAI! *tackles a random window. Little did he knew, it was made of bullet-proof glass and so, he broke his nose*
Faceless: F*CK! *holds nose*
BiBi: *sigh* See, here's your mistake. *opens window* Make sure the window is open first before you decide to have a clean getaway and then scream BANZAI!
Faceless: Oh... I get it now. Thanks *jumps out of the window* BANZAI!
BiBi: No problem... Wait... DAMNIT! COME BACK HERE!
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: Umm... Mistress BiBi?
BiBi: WHAT?!
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: Um... The ceremony is about to start... and your not dressed yet...
BiBi: What ceremony?
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: Um... The marriage ceremony...
BiBi: Bah! I don't really care whose gonna get married or not.
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: But Mistress, you're the bride!
BiBi: Ugh... Must I do everything here? Alright I'll dress up now.
Tenzu: Its just over this corner, Neu... And is it true?
Neutrino00: What's true?
Tenzu: Anbu Root?
Neutrino00: Yup, I am the new leader. Right Sage?
Sage106: Why are you asking me?
Neutrino00: Because I'm asking your opinion.
Sage106: Dude, I'm just the Token Black Guy. I'm suppose to smile and stay out of the conversation and say words like DAMN, S*IT, or THAT'S WHACK!
Neutrino00: Okaaay...
xXKhaled RaizenXx: SIR! I've got bad news! BiBi's Slaves... There crowning a new emperor!
Sage106: DAMN!
Neutrino00: Again?! What's it, like the 58th time already?!
Sage106: SH*t!
xXKhaled RaizenXx: And not only that... They closed down the Dairy Queen yesterday.
Neutrin00 and Tenzu: WHAT?!
Sage106: Oh that's whack!
Uchiha Sasuke.: *throws bowling ball and gets a strike* HELL YEAH! Who's the man?!
AkiraHisakata: Hey Bro! We're being summoned back at the palace. Apparently, Mistress BiBi's going to get married.
Uchiha Sasuke.: Again? Who's the lucky bastard now? And ain't this her 47th time?
AkiraHisakata: 58th, and I know. Let's hope this guy can hold the bar. Come on man, let's get out of here.
Uchiha Sasuke.: Alright... *looks around* Ok what the f*ck?! I have seriously seen that guy in lane three before.
AkiraHisakata: What guy?
Uchiha Sasuke.: That guy, over there!
AkiraHisakata: Oh you're just imagining things, come on.
Uchiha Sasuke.: *walks aways* Hmm... I wonder...
ragnaroc: I'm betting $100 he's gonna last a month.
Hellsbadass: Two weeks!
AkiraHisakata: One day!
Uchiha Sasuke.: Five minutes.
AkiraHisakata: Oh it's so on!
Uchiha Sasuke.: Well, bring it!
Hellsbadass: Hey, has anyone seen Madara around?
ragnaroc: Meh, who the hell cares?
Uchiha Sasuke.: Shush! The ceremony's about to start!
ragnaroc, Hellsbadass, Uchiha Sasuke. and AkiraHisakata: WHAT THE F*CK?! ITS MADARA UCHIHA?!
Madara Uchiha: *burps*
Bishamon: *in priest's clothes* Do you have the rings?
BiBi and Madara Uchiha: *shows rings*
Bishamon: Now the rings are a symbol of your devotion and love for each other for all eternity. Because in a ring, there is no beginning, there is no end, cause it's a circle.
BiBi: That's actually kinda sweet.
Bishamon: Its not like a triangle, it has corners where it stops, but the ring you see, its a circle.
Hellsbadass: *shouts from the crowd* WE GET THE CIRCLE THING ALREADY!
Bishamon: ... Please exchange the rings!
BiBi and Madara Uchiha: *exchange rings*
Bishamon: Now please... read your vows to each other.
BiBi: Madara, HOLLAND. Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Die.
Madara Uchiha: ITALY. I Trust And Love You.
BiBi: MONACO. May Our Noble Affair Continue Onwards.
Madara Uchiha: IRELAND. I'll Remain Enamoured, Loving And Needing you, Darling.
BiBi: PARANAQUE. Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice and Quiet, Under Ecstasy.
Bishamon: Oh for the love of Jashin! STOP! Ok, by the power granted to me by the spirit of the NarutoBase Forums, I now pronounce you Man and Wife. You may kiss the bride!
Madara Uchiha stuck out his lips and proceeds to kiss BiBi
BiBi: *slaps Madara Uchiha's face*
Everyone: OUCH!
BiBi: That's how we roll in our house now.
AkiraHisakata: *hands Uchiha Sasuke. $100* Ok, you win.
Uchiha Sasuke.: *takes the money* Never mess with the best or you'll die like the rest!
Tenzu: Now what you see here is for your eyes only. *opens door*
xXKhaled RaizenXx: You know what would suck?
Sage106: What?
xXKhaled RaizenXx: Another 'meanwhile' to cut short our screentime.
Neutrino00: Hell yeah, that would suck.
Neutrino00: DAMN YOU, AUTHOR!
BiBi: *blushes* So um... How was I?
Madara Uchiha: *smiles* I've had better. WAIT WHAT?! OH S*IT, BiBi, That came out wrong!
Heari: Look honey! A shooting star!
ragnaroc: Oh yeah, it is. Wait... why is it screaming?
Tenzu: See what a beautiful piece of technology this is? This, my friend is called the Delocalyzer, and I can get into anybody's mind and say whatever the hell I damn well please. xD
Sage106: Damn...
Neutrino00: Oh that's well and good Tenzu, but is this what we really came for.
Tenzu: No... the cloning machine is over this way. We only need a piece of data from BiBi's underwear to create a full-born clone, which Faceless is handling right now.
xXKhaled RaizenXx: Let me ask something, why does it have to be underwear?
Tenzu: Because I said so! And besides, don't you know an underwear contains the most saturated amount of DNA?
Sage106: S*it...
Tenzu: Exactly.
Faceless: I've... got... it...
Tenzu: *steps on Faceless's face* That's fantastic *grabs the underwear and shoves it into the machine* Finally... the age of the Slaves will finally end!
Neutrino00: Amen to that, comrade.
Arnold: TARGET HUMANS. MISSION DESTROY.
Everyone: WHAT THE F*CK?!
Sage106: Oh that's whack.
Hellsbadass: *sucks thumb* I miss you, Mommy.... *Opens eyes and sees Madara Uchiha lying besides him* WTF?!
Madara Uchiha: *in a sarcastic tone* Evening, Tiger.
Hellsbadass: Dude, I still don't get how you let her throw you out of the bed the night of your honeymoon.
Madara Uchiha: Honey, why do you have to be so cranky in the evening? xD
Hellsbadass: Ok, this is unacceptable... you promised me you're gonna sleep in a head to foot formation.
Madara Uchiha: Dude, either way the naughty bits are still gonna be in the middle.
Hellsbadass: Yeah, but with the head to foot formation, there's no way for them to lock in.
Madara Uchiha: You know in Europe, its not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.
Hellsbadass: That's why I'm proud to be an American...
Madara Uchiha: Oh by the way... *throws underwear off* I like to sleep nude.
Hellbadass: Ok that's it! GTFO!
Sage106:... Is Arnold gone?
Tenzu: Yeah, he went out of the door naked, looking for some dude. Anyways WTF Faceless? I said BiBi's underwear! What did you take?
Faceless: Hey its the only Victoria's Secret Underwear I saw lying around, its gotta be BiBi's, right?
AkiraHisakata: *sobs*
Uchiha Sasuke.: Dude, what's wrong?
AkiraHisakata: My one-of-a-kind Victoria's Secret for men underwear is missing. *sniffs* I think I misplaced it somewhere....
Uchiha Sasuke.: Oh man... I'm sorry. Damn... S*it
AkiraHisakata: I know, its whack!
French Ambassador: Look we just want you to apologize for sending that nuke at as, that's all, Mister President.
Barack Obama: Silence, enough of your lies! Cut off his head!
French Ambassador: But sir, This is madness!
Barack Obama looked behind where his wife was. Michelle Obama gave him a nod.
Barck Obama: Madness? THIS IS WASHINGTON! *kicks the ambassador into an open manhole*
Credits goes to:
Faceless
Tenzu
In the next episode...
Tenzu: You... It's been awhile
???: You got that f*cking right!
And we would like to apologize to the following actors for their participation in this insanity:
Sylvester Stallone, Danny DeVito, Steven Seagal, Pamela Anderson, Arnold and of course, Daniel Craig. Not to mention, Gerard Butler
Bishamon: What the- How in everything that is holy did you get out of there?
ragnaroc: YEAH! Me and Carlie had to hitchhike, take two aeroplanes, swim through the atlantic and cross the Gobi desert just to rescue your sorry ass!
Uchiha Madara and Bishamon: SO THAT'S HOW YOU DID IT!
ragnaroc: I... uh... DAMNIT Carlie!
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: But I didn't say anything!
Uchiha Madara: Well back to the topic, how-
Bishamon: How did you get out?
Hellsbadass: Weeeell... It's a long story... See I hijacked a car and the next thing you know...
Bishamon: ...
ragnaroc: ...
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: ...
Uchiha Madara:
Bishamon: WTF?! Who was that guy in the trunk?! And I'm having a strong sense of de ja vu, I think I've seen that guy in a movie before... what's his name again?
ragnaroc: Sylvester Stallone?
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Bishamon: NO!
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: Steven Segal?
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Bishamon: No...
Hellsbadass: Danny DeVito?
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Bishamon: Hell no.
Madara Uchiha: Pamela Anderson?
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Bishamon:Ah screw this, Im going home.
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A long, long time ago,
in a forum far, far away...
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WARS
EPISODE 3: REVENGE OF THE ROOT[/size]
After the demise of the great Squatala! rebel group, the members scattered all over the forums, afraid of the rampage that Empress BiBi has unleashed upon this world. For even though the meteor was announced as an accident, Squatala! members knew that the Dark Empress was involved. Nevertheless, a new power was unfolding itself. Neutrino00, a young yet vicious man, the sceond-in-command of Squatala! vowed revenge for his fellow comrade, TOBI! Exactly four minutes after the disaster, Neutrino00 gathered the remaining members of Squatala! and formed a new coalition... The ANBU ROOT. Although this event came in a big suprise for BiBi's Slaves, another event was also taking place in the palace halls. Tenzu, ever eager to seal the deal with Neutrino00, continued to show him Ishida's hideout and finally into the underground laboratory itself. Meanwhile, Faceless is still f*cked as he thought of a plan to outsmart the great Empress...
Faceless had absolutely no words to describe how f*cked he was, with one hand holding BiBi's Victoria's Secret Lingerie and the Empress watching his every move.
WARS
EPISODE 3: REVENGE OF THE ROOT[/size]
After the demise of the great Squatala! rebel group, the members scattered all over the forums, afraid of the rampage that Empress BiBi has unleashed upon this world. For even though the meteor was announced as an accident, Squatala! members knew that the Dark Empress was involved. Nevertheless, a new power was unfolding itself. Neutrino00, a young yet vicious man, the sceond-in-command of Squatala! vowed revenge for his fellow comrade, TOBI! Exactly four minutes after the disaster, Neutrino00 gathered the remaining members of Squatala! and formed a new coalition... The ANBU ROOT. Although this event came in a big suprise for BiBi's Slaves, another event was also taking place in the palace halls. Tenzu, ever eager to seal the deal with Neutrino00, continued to show him Ishida's hideout and finally into the underground laboratory itself. Meanwhile, Faceless is still f*cked as he thought of a plan to outsmart the great Empress...
Faceless had absolutely no words to describe how f*cked he was, with one hand holding BiBi's Victoria's Secret Lingerie and the Empress watching his every move.
Faceless: Uh... I can explain.... *points finger behind BiBi* Hey is that Johnny Depp?
BiBi: *turns around* Where?!
Faceless: BANZAI! *tackles a random window. Little did he knew, it was made of bullet-proof glass and so, he broke his nose*
Faceless: F*CK! *holds nose*
BiBi: *sigh* See, here's your mistake. *opens window* Make sure the window is open first before you decide to have a clean getaway and then scream BANZAI!
Faceless: Oh... I get it now. Thanks *jumps out of the window* BANZAI!
BiBi: No problem... Wait... DAMNIT! COME BACK HERE!
The door suddenly opened and BiBi's lady-in-waiting popped her cute face in the room
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: Umm... Mistress BiBi?
BiBi: WHAT?!
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: Um... The ceremony is about to start... and your not dressed yet...
BiBi: What ceremony?
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: Um... The marriage ceremony...
BiBi: Bah! I don't really care whose gonna get married or not.
xxXSakuraHarunoSamaXxx: But Mistress, you're the bride!
BiBi: Ugh... Must I do everything here? Alright I'll dress up now.
Meanwhile... At Ishida's hidden underground, twice removed, old school, laboratory
Tenzu: Its just over this corner, Neu... And is it true?
Neutrino00: What's true?
Tenzu: Anbu Root?
Neutrino00: Yup, I am the new leader. Right Sage?
Sage106: Why are you asking me?
Neutrino00: Because I'm asking your opinion.
Sage106: Dude, I'm just the Token Black Guy. I'm suppose to smile and stay out of the conversation and say words like DAMN, S*IT, or THAT'S WHACK!
Neutrino00: Okaaay...
xXKhaled RaizenXx: SIR! I've got bad news! BiBi's Slaves... There crowning a new emperor!
Sage106: DAMN!
Neutrino00: Again?! What's it, like the 58th time already?!
Sage106: SH*t!
xXKhaled RaizenXx: And not only that... They closed down the Dairy Queen yesterday.
Neutrin00 and Tenzu: WHAT?!
Sage106: Oh that's whack!
Meanwhile... at the bowling alley near the Forum Palace.
Uchiha Sasuke.: *throws bowling ball and gets a strike* HELL YEAH! Who's the man?!
AkiraHisakata: Hey Bro! We're being summoned back at the palace. Apparently, Mistress BiBi's going to get married.
Uchiha Sasuke.: Again? Who's the lucky bastard now? And ain't this her 47th time?
AkiraHisakata: 58th, and I know. Let's hope this guy can hold the bar. Come on man, let's get out of here.
Uchiha Sasuke.: Alright... *looks around* Ok what the f*ck?! I have seriously seen that guy in lane three before.
AkiraHisakata: What guy?
Uchiha Sasuke.: That guy, over there!
AkiraHisakata: Oh you're just imagining things, come on.
Uchiha Sasuke.: *walks aways* Hmm... I wonder...
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At the ceremony...
ragnaroc: I'm betting $100 he's gonna last a month.
Hellsbadass: Two weeks!
AkiraHisakata: One day!
Uchiha Sasuke.: Five minutes.
AkiraHisakata: Oh it's so on!
Uchiha Sasuke.: Well, bring it!
Hellsbadass: Hey, has anyone seen Madara around?
ragnaroc: Meh, who the hell cares?
Uchiha Sasuke.: Shush! The ceremony's about to start!
The cathedral doors opened wide... and Mistress BiBi is shown walking gracefully towards the altar, with a beautiful boquet in her hands. As she reached the altar, Madara Uchiha, dressed in a tuxedo, smiled and held her hand.
ragnaroc, Hellsbadass, Uchiha Sasuke. and AkiraHisakata: WHAT THE F*CK?! ITS MADARA UCHIHA?!
Yes, fellow readers, it is Madara Uchiha for at the beginning of this fanfic, we tried to degrade and lower this individual but it was a lost cause, we could no longer hide his awesomeness so there you have it. Starting from now, we are gonna show you who the real Madara Uchiha for what he really is!
Madara Uchiha: *burps*
Bishamon: *in priest's clothes* Do you have the rings?
BiBi and Madara Uchiha: *shows rings*
Bishamon: Now the rings are a symbol of your devotion and love for each other for all eternity. Because in a ring, there is no beginning, there is no end, cause it's a circle.
BiBi: That's actually kinda sweet.
Bishamon: Its not like a triangle, it has corners where it stops, but the ring you see, its a circle.
Hellsbadass: *shouts from the crowd* WE GET THE CIRCLE THING ALREADY!
Bishamon: ... Please exchange the rings!
BiBi and Madara Uchiha: *exchange rings*
Bishamon: Now please... read your vows to each other.
BiBi: Madara, HOLLAND. Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Die.
Madara Uchiha: ITALY. I Trust And Love You.
BiBi: MONACO. May Our Noble Affair Continue Onwards.
Madara Uchiha: IRELAND. I'll Remain Enamoured, Loving And Needing you, Darling.
BiBi: PARANAQUE. Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice and Quiet, Under Ecstasy.
Bishamon: Oh for the love of Jashin! STOP! Ok, by the power granted to me by the spirit of the NarutoBase Forums, I now pronounce you Man and Wife. You may kiss the bride!
Madara Uchiha stuck out his lips and proceeds to kiss BiBi
BiBi: *slaps Madara Uchiha's face*
Everyone: OUCH!
BiBi: That's how we roll in our house now.
AkiraHisakata: *hands Uchiha Sasuke. $100* Ok, you win.
Uchiha Sasuke.: *takes the money* Never mess with the best or you'll die like the rest!
Yet another meanwhile... Tenzu and Anbu Root Team has finally reached the iron clad door of Ishida's laboratory
Tenzu: Now what you see here is for your eyes only. *opens door*
xXKhaled RaizenXx: You know what would suck?
Sage106: What?
xXKhaled RaizenXx: Another 'meanwhile' to cut short our screentime.
Neutrino00: Hell yeah, that would suck.
Meanwhile.... at BiBi's-
Neutrino00: DAMN YOU, AUTHOR!
Its my fanfic, I can do whatever I want with it! Anyways, back to the story. MEANWHILE, at BiBi's Master Bedroom. BiBi and Madara Uchiha laid on the bed, covered by a blanket.
BiBi: *blushes* So um... How was I?
Madara Uchiha: *smiles* I've had better. WAIT WHAT?! OH S*IT, BiBi, That came out wrong!
Sorry people, this scene is too brutal for the common man and so I had to censor it. Please forgive anymore disturbances. Meanwhile... Outside the castle...
Heari: Look honey! A shooting star!
ragnaroc: Oh yeah, it is. Wait... why is it screaming?
Back at the laboratory...
Tenzu: See what a beautiful piece of technology this is? This, my friend is called the Delocalyzer, and I can get into anybody's mind and say whatever the hell I damn well please. xD
Sage106: Damn...
Neutrino00: Oh that's well and good Tenzu, but is this what we really came for.
Tenzu: No... the cloning machine is over this way. We only need a piece of data from BiBi's underwear to create a full-born clone, which Faceless is handling right now.
xXKhaled RaizenXx: Let me ask something, why does it have to be underwear?
Tenzu: Because I said so! And besides, don't you know an underwear contains the most saturated amount of DNA?
Sage106: S*it...
Tenzu: Exactly.
Suddenly the roof cracked open, sending dirt and debris all over the place. Faceless fell down head first into the laboratory, waving a black lingerie.
Faceless: I've... got... it...
Tenzu: *steps on Faceless's face* That's fantastic *grabs the underwear and shoves it into the machine* Finally... the age of the Slaves will finally end!
Neutrino00: Amen to that, comrade.
The machine began to whirl and blink... signalling the creation of a clone... and suddenly a new body of a clone popped out of the machine
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Arnold: TARGET HUMANS. MISSION DESTROY.
Everyone: WHAT THE F*CK?!
Sage106: Oh that's whack.
Meanwhile... At Hellsbadass's room with Hellsbadass lying on his bed
Hellsbadass: *sucks thumb* I miss you, Mommy.... *Opens eyes and sees Madara Uchiha lying besides him* WTF?!
Madara Uchiha: *in a sarcastic tone* Evening, Tiger.
Hellsbadass: Dude, I still don't get how you let her throw you out of the bed the night of your honeymoon.
Madara Uchiha: Honey, why do you have to be so cranky in the evening? xD
Hellsbadass: Ok, this is unacceptable... you promised me you're gonna sleep in a head to foot formation.
Madara Uchiha: Dude, either way the naughty bits are still gonna be in the middle.
Hellsbadass: Yeah, but with the head to foot formation, there's no way for them to lock in.
Madara Uchiha: You know in Europe, its not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.
Hellsbadass: That's why I'm proud to be an American...
Madara Uchiha: Oh by the way... *throws underwear off* I like to sleep nude.
Hellbadass: Ok that's it! GTFO!
Back at the lab...
Sage106:... Is Arnold gone?
Tenzu: Yeah, he went out of the door naked, looking for some dude. Anyways WTF Faceless? I said BiBi's underwear! What did you take?
Faceless: Hey its the only Victoria's Secret Underwear I saw lying around, its gotta be BiBi's, right?
Back at the Palace, at the lounge
AkiraHisakata: *sobs*
Uchiha Sasuke.: Dude, what's wrong?
AkiraHisakata: My one-of-a-kind Victoria's Secret for men underwear is missing. *sniffs* I think I misplaced it somewhere....
Uchiha Sasuke.: Oh man... I'm sorry. Damn... S*it
AkiraHisakata: I know, its whack!
-End of Part One-
French Ambassador: Look we just want you to apologize for sending that nuke at as, that's all, Mister President.
Barack Obama: Silence, enough of your lies! Cut off his head!
French Ambassador: But sir, This is madness!
Barack Obama looked behind where his wife was. Michelle Obama gave him a nod.
Barck Obama: Madness? THIS IS WASHINGTON! *kicks the ambassador into an open manhole*
Credits goes to:
Faceless
Tenzu
In the next episode...
Tenzu: You... It's been awhile
???: You got that f*cking right!
And we would like to apologize to the following actors for their participation in this insanity:
Sylvester Stallone, Danny DeVito, Steven Seagal, Pamela Anderson, Arnold and of course, Daniel Craig. Not to mention, Gerard Butler
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