Are you wondering how to get a hottest topic going on NB? Well here it is xd! Everything you need to know 
. If you follow these instructions carefully, I PROMISE you your thread will grace the hottest topic chart with pride.
Step 1: Make sure your topic is absolutely ****ing pointless: THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART! Who wants to read a thread that makes perfect sense!? Are you serious? Here are some PERFECT examples ^__^. "News: Man eats his own booger" "Sasuke is a homosex" "Im NEVER posting in this section again!!" "Disscusion: Wiping your butt, toliet paper? Or Tube sock?" "Discussion:Why do cameras take pictures!?" "Dog licks another dogs butt, AND WALKS AWAY!". Im sure you got the hang of it now ^__^. Just remember, it has to be ****ing pointless.
Step 2: DO NOT USE THE "Here are the similar threads we found" box!!: Whatever you do....DO NOT use this box. You think the Admins put that there for a reason!? NO. They just put that there so you can make sure your thread has already been created 1000 times before you make it for the 1001 time For example: if you make a Itachi>Minato thread or Sasuke>Naruto thread and it has been made & closed 7 times that day, then what are waiting for!? Make it for the 8th time. So just remember, before you post your thread make sure there are 80 more threads with the same topic, THEN post your thread ^__^.
Step 3: MAKE SURE YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS ON: Im sure all of us here on NB can read, but why not make sure right? You think your going to get peoples attention by making a good reply!? Wrong U_U THIS IS HOW YOU GET PEOPLES ATTENTION! When you use all caps it doesnt make people ignore you, It makes them want to read your post even more!
Step 4: Make sure you post something we already know!:We live In a world were people forget, so why not remind them every ****ing day right? Here are some examples on the best way to approach this. "Naruto has SO many types of rasengan" "Sasuke really wants revenge" "We dont really know who Tobi really is yet" "Naruto Base is full of TROLLS!" "Alot of people dont like Sakura" "Madara is beating ALL of the Kages!" "Naruto uses ALOT of shadow clones!!" "There are alot of FanBoys on NB" Im sure you will get the hang of it
Step 5: Make your favorite character the stongest!: This isnt about who Masashi Kishimoto chose to be the stongest now is it? NO! Its about who you think is the strongest! The most important step is taking your favorite character and being overdramatic! For example, Sasuke. You cant just say sasuke! Its LORD sasuke!. You cant just say Madara is a beast, Its Madara is A GOD!. because just remember, masashi kishimoto doesnt decide who is the strongest, YOU DO!
Step 6: Use pleanty of exclamation points and >>>: You think your going to convince people that your right just by simply typing something? NO! You need pleanty of these ---> !!!!!!!!!!!, these ---> ?????, & these ---> >>>>>. For example, if you say Itachi>Minato, you think people are going to believe you? NO! The correct way to type it would be ITACHI>>>MINATO!!!. NOW you have everyone conviced and oh yeah, dont forget to back up your opinion with another opinion instead of an actual fact.
Well, there you go ^__^. Before you know it your thread will make headlines and top the NB hottest theads chart!
. If you follow these instructions carefully, I PROMISE you your thread will grace the hottest topic chart with pride.Step 1: Make sure your topic is absolutely ****ing pointless: THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART! Who wants to read a thread that makes perfect sense!? Are you serious? Here are some PERFECT examples ^__^. "News: Man eats his own booger" "Sasuke is a homosex" "Im NEVER posting in this section again!!" "Disscusion: Wiping your butt, toliet paper? Or Tube sock?" "Discussion:Why do cameras take pictures!?" "Dog licks another dogs butt, AND WALKS AWAY!". Im sure you got the hang of it now ^__^. Just remember, it has to be ****ing pointless.
Step 2: DO NOT USE THE "Here are the similar threads we found" box!!: Whatever you do....DO NOT use this box. You think the Admins put that there for a reason!? NO.
They just put that there so you can make sure your thread has already been created 1000 times before you make it for the 1001 time For example: if you make a Itachi>Minato thread or Sasuke>Naruto thread and it has been made & closed 7 times that day, then what are waiting for!? Make it for the 8th time. So just remember, before you post your thread make sure there are 80 more threads with the same topic, THEN post your thread ^__^.Step 3: MAKE SURE YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS ON: Im sure all of us here on NB can read, but why not make sure right? You think your going to get peoples attention by making a good reply!? Wrong U_U THIS IS HOW YOU GET PEOPLES ATTENTION! When you use all caps it doesnt make people ignore you, It makes them want to read your post even more!
Step 4: Make sure you post something we already know!:We live In a world were people forget, so why not remind them every ****ing day right? Here are some examples on the best way to approach this. "Naruto has SO many types of rasengan" "Sasuke really wants revenge" "We dont really know who Tobi really is yet" "Naruto Base is full of TROLLS!" "Alot of people dont like Sakura" "Madara is beating ALL of the Kages!" "Naruto uses ALOT of shadow clones!!" "There are alot of FanBoys on NB" Im sure you will get the hang of it
Step 5: Make your favorite character the stongest!: This isnt about who Masashi Kishimoto chose to be the stongest now is it? NO! Its about who you think is the strongest! The most important step is taking your favorite character and being overdramatic! For example, Sasuke. You cant just say sasuke! Its LORD sasuke!. You cant just say Madara is a beast, Its Madara is A GOD!. because just remember, masashi kishimoto doesnt decide who is the strongest, YOU DO!
Step 6: Use pleanty of exclamation points and >>>: You think your going to convince people that your right just by simply typing something? NO! You need pleanty of these ---> !!!!!!!!!!!, these ---> ?????, & these ---> >>>>>. For example, if you say Itachi>Minato, you think people are going to believe you? NO! The correct way to type it would be ITACHI>>>MINATO!!!. NOW you have everyone conviced
and oh yeah, dont forget to back up your opinion with another opinion instead of an actual fact.Well, there you go ^__^. Before you know it your thread will make headlines and top the NB hottest theads chart!
:rofl: This made my day! +rep for ya due you made me laugh!
