Previously on NB Court:
Case IV Part I :
Case IV Part II :
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The lights turn back on.
Zise: Did you get a good look at him caliburn?
Caliburn: Hmm, it was hard to see him with that hood over him, and it was pretty dark. However, I've heard that voice before somewhere.
Nexus: Yeah, I have too. But for the life of me I can't seem to remember who's voice it is.
Nexus suddenly places his elbow on the stand and his chin in his hand as he taps his left fingers on the stand. He slowly looks over to the bottom right corner of his vision and notices that his hammer is gone. His eyes then light up.
Zise: Something wrong Nexus?
Nexus: M-my hammer is missing.
Zise: Oh god, what if he...
Caliburn: We're dealing with more than just a regular threat now.
Howard: So what if he took it? Just get another from Versuvio.
Nexus: It doesn't work like that. A hammer is supposed to be bound to you, it's what grants you your abilities as a staff member. You can only have one and if he has mine then there's no telling what he could do with it.
Yard: You mean you lost your power?
Nexus: For now. We'll have to be thinking tho. We can't just be sitting around he-
The lights go out. Footsteps are heard around the room.
???: I know what you're thinking. Where could he be? Your kenjutsu won't save you Cali. Not while I have this hammer.
A loud bang is heard. Suddenly the lights come back on, an alchemy type seal is left on the floor where caliburn was
with smoke coming from it.
S.Y: Hm? Where'd Caliburn go? There was a loud bang and then that seal was left.
Zise: By the looks of the seal, he sent Caliburn to "that" demension.
Nexus: Obviously he underestimates Caliburn. That's nothing but childs play for him.
Caliburn stands in the middle of a dry wasteland, surrounded by demons. He takes the bandage off from his arm
and ties it onto his head, then he places a sword into his mouth and into each hand. He then mutters the words:
Caliburn: Let's do this.
He suddenly charges full speed at a demon in front of him and as he swings his swords and the scene cuts back to the court room.
Zise: Still tho, he knew who this person was, and when he was about to say it, he was banished.
Howard: So who ever figures out who this person is, when they try to say it, they will be banished as well.
A voice is heard over the innercomm.
????: Just like when I tried to complain to the staff about my unfair judgements, I was banned and now so will all
of you!
The innercomm makes a clicking noise of as if hanging up.
Yard looks around the room, trying to find where the voice is coming from.
Yard: I-...Is that you god?
Howard: I guess that's it then we're all doomed.
Yard: Nah, we just need to...
Yard starts looking at the floor, noticing blood.
Yard: On second thought, it looks like we're dealing with someone more terrible than I thought.
Nexus: We know, this person is clearly insane.
Yard: No he's beyond insane, he...he spilt Kool aid. That monster!
Nexus: No, that's blood Yard, Caliburn stabbed him, remember?
Yard: Wait, the guy bleeds Kool aid!? This can only mean one thing.
The court room goes silent for a few moments
Zise: And that is?
Yard: He is the Kool aid man!
Nexus: He's not the damn Kool aid man!
Yard: But he bleeds Kool aid!
Nexus: No he doesn't, it's blo- Wait a minute.
Nexus looks closely at the floor noticing a trail of blood. He then looks over to Zise who's looking back at him. Nexus winks at Zise signaling he has an idea.
Nexus: Yes Yard it's kool-aid. Now, why don't you go and follow the trail and see where it takes you? It might lead to Kool-aid land.
Yard's face lights up.
Yard: Yaaaay Kool aid land! Kool aid land! Kool aid land! I wanna go to Kool aid land!
Howard: But if Yard follows the trail it'll lead him t-
Nexus: KOOL AID LAND!
Yard: KOOL AID LAND! YAAAAAAAY!
Howard: Oh no.
Nexus: Oh no?
Yard: OH YEEAAH!
Howard sighs.
Howard: Damn it now I have to go >_<
Zise: Why?
Howard: It's the "Bro code".
Zise: People still follow that?
Nexus: Speaking of following things you two should get going, the Kool aid man could die D: And you don't want that do you?
Yard: No way! Come on Howard let's go.
Howard: But we'll di-
Nexus: KOOL-AID LAND!
Yard: KOOL-AID LAND!
Yard storms out of the room, taking Howard by the arm.
Howard: Tell my nickle I love him!
Both Howard and Yard are seen walking up a stairway as they follow the trail of blood.
Howard: You know he sent us up here because the person bleeding will murder us right?
Yard: Silly Howard, Kool-aid man breaks through walls, not people. Silly Howard.
Howard sighs
Howard: Look man, cut the crap, it's 3am.
Yard: Oh look, the trail is getting bigger!
Howard: Don't wanna do this, don't wanna do this. Could be at home, watching tv right now. You know Charlie brown is on this time of year? The good episodes?
The trail leads to an old door with splintery wood with nails sticking out of it.
Howard: Good the trail stopped, would you look at that, we can go now. Let's get the f*ck out of here.
Yard slowly opens the door revealing a man sitting in a chair 7 meters from the two.
????: Oh would you look at that? He sent you two to come up here. What are you going to? Annoy me to death?
Yard: I'll have you know I've trained in only the finest combat that "The Pervy sage" could teach me.
Howard: Stripper dances won't work against him Yard.
Yard: Damn it. Well I'm out of ideas.
Howard: Nexus never told us what to do when we got up here so yeah, kinda screwed.
????: As I thought.
He launches the hammer towards Howard. Suddenly wood rises from the ground, creating a shield in front of both Howard and Yard. The mystery man vanishes and appears with his right hand on the handle of the stolen hammer, doing his best to free it.
Scary Yamato: Adheasive chakra infused wood. Nexus never told you two his plan because he knew this man would overhear. He wanted a surprise attack and knew the only way to discuss it was if he was distracted.
????: Argh, damn him. S.Y I have no beef with you. Release my hammer and I'll make you a Global moderator!
S.Y: Can't do that. Even if I wanted to, the chakra in that wood is chakra that I've been storing over time
with a method similar to Tsunade's. It's how it can compete with an Admin rank attack.
????: Damn you!
The man tries to run but soon realizes his feet are stuck with wood wrapped around them.
S.Y: I also took the liberty of making it impossible for you to move. You're not going anywhere.
????: I-I hate you.
He bites his bottom lip with anger. Suddenly, S.Y makes spikes come from the wood causing the man to fall on his back
to dodge them making him release his grip, when he does, wood goes around his wrists, locking him there. S.Y walks
over to the hammer as the spikes go back into the wood, he places his right hand on it.
S.Y: Hammer time.
Just then, a seal appears from the other side of the wood where Howard and Yard are standing. The seal lights up and suddenly caliburn appears
in a cloud of smoke, out of breath and covered in blood.
S.Y: There we go, all better.
Yard notices Caliburn covered in blood and his eyes widen.
Yard: Kool Aid man! See Howard I told you he was here!
Howard: Just, just f*ck you Yard. Cali is not Kool aid man, he's just covered in blood.
Yard: Oh...
S.Y: There we go, all better.
Caliburn: Figured you'd be the one that got me out of that demension. Now then, as for him.
He looks over to the mystery man.
Caliburn: Some nerv you have. After the countless trials we've had with you in the past, you keep finding a way back.
It's time to put an ending to your story Dragonlord.
Dragonlord: So you've figured it out? It doesn't matter if you kill me, I'll keep coming back. This lost soul always
finds a new body.
Caliburn: Maybe so. However, S.Y's wood will restrain you for eternity with no chance at ever getting free. Hope you've found a comfortable position, because you're there forever.
Hellsbadass appears.
Hells: So I only get one position? Good enough for me I know ways around that
Dragonlord: No...No no no.
Hells: OH YEAH!
Dragonlord: NONONONOOOOOO!
Caliburn: We should probably get out of here, this place will be a mess soon.
Yard: So...Hells is the Kool-aid man?
Hellsbadass: Yes Yard, and Dragonlord is very thirsty, so you guys get the hell out.
Caliburn manages to free the hammer and they all run out of the room to not witness the horrors, they slam the door shut and run down the stairway appearing back into the court room with Caliburn handing Nexus back his hammer.
Caliburn: Your hammer.
Nexus: No no, you can keep it Cali. I have a 2nd one anyway.
Howard: I thought you could only have one?
Nexus: Wanted Dragonlord to think he won.
Caliburn: So I'm getting promoted to Admin?
Nexus: Yup. You've earned it.
Caliburn: Sweet.
Yard: Yay! We get a happy ending this time!
Nexus: I hate happy.
Howard: Wouldn't call it a happy ending, two people died and now we have to hear the screams of Dragonlord in the future cases.
Zise: There most likely won't be any.
Howard: Why's that?
Nexus: Because I'm taking a break, this court thing is too complicated. I have a life you know?
Yard: I am too. I have to take a break as well. Being a lawyer is tough work.
Nexus: You've never done any lawyer work. I swear the only thing you do is sit in your office and play with sock puppets.
Yard: Whenever a sock goes missing in my dryer I like to interogate them.
Nexus: Right...
Howard: Well, see you all later then.
Yard: So is this the part where we end the chapt-
And that concludes our christmas special. Thank you to those of you who have followed the story written by Sharingdork, Yard & Howard. Special thanks to Uzumaki Naruta for helping with the plot and getting the word out! We thank you all and to all a goodnight!
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The lights turn back on.
Zise: Did you get a good look at him caliburn?
Caliburn: Hmm, it was hard to see him with that hood over him, and it was pretty dark. However, I've heard that voice before somewhere.
Nexus: Yeah, I have too. But for the life of me I can't seem to remember who's voice it is.
Nexus suddenly places his elbow on the stand and his chin in his hand as he taps his left fingers on the stand. He slowly looks over to the bottom right corner of his vision and notices that his hammer is gone. His eyes then light up.
Zise: Something wrong Nexus?
Nexus: M-my hammer is missing.
Zise: Oh god, what if he...
Caliburn: We're dealing with more than just a regular threat now.
Howard: So what if he took it? Just get another from Versuvio.
Nexus: It doesn't work like that. A hammer is supposed to be bound to you, it's what grants you your abilities as a staff member. You can only have one and if he has mine then there's no telling what he could do with it.
Yard: You mean you lost your power?
Nexus: For now. We'll have to be thinking tho. We can't just be sitting around he-
The lights go out. Footsteps are heard around the room.
???: I know what you're thinking. Where could he be? Your kenjutsu won't save you Cali. Not while I have this hammer.
A loud bang is heard. Suddenly the lights come back on, an alchemy type seal is left on the floor where caliburn was
with smoke coming from it.
S.Y: Hm? Where'd Caliburn go? There was a loud bang and then that seal was left.
Zise: By the looks of the seal, he sent Caliburn to "that" demension.
Nexus: Obviously he underestimates Caliburn. That's nothing but childs play for him.
Caliburn stands in the middle of a dry wasteland, surrounded by demons. He takes the bandage off from his arm
and ties it onto his head, then he places a sword into his mouth and into each hand. He then mutters the words:
Caliburn: Let's do this.
He suddenly charges full speed at a demon in front of him and as he swings his swords and the scene cuts back to the court room.
Zise: Still tho, he knew who this person was, and when he was about to say it, he was banished.
Howard: So who ever figures out who this person is, when they try to say it, they will be banished as well.
A voice is heard over the innercomm.
????: Just like when I tried to complain to the staff about my unfair judgements, I was banned and now so will all
of you!
The innercomm makes a clicking noise of as if hanging up.
Yard looks around the room, trying to find where the voice is coming from.
Yard: I-...Is that you god?
Howard: I guess that's it then we're all doomed.
Yard: Nah, we just need to...
Yard starts looking at the floor, noticing blood.
Yard: On second thought, it looks like we're dealing with someone more terrible than I thought.
Nexus: We know, this person is clearly insane.
Yard: No he's beyond insane, he...he spilt Kool aid. That monster!
Nexus: No, that's blood Yard, Caliburn stabbed him, remember?
Yard: Wait, the guy bleeds Kool aid!? This can only mean one thing.
The court room goes silent for a few moments
Zise: And that is?
Yard: He is the Kool aid man!
Nexus: He's not the damn Kool aid man!
Yard: But he bleeds Kool aid!
Nexus: No he doesn't, it's blo- Wait a minute.
Nexus looks closely at the floor noticing a trail of blood. He then looks over to Zise who's looking back at him. Nexus winks at Zise signaling he has an idea.
Nexus: Yes Yard it's kool-aid. Now, why don't you go and follow the trail and see where it takes you? It might lead to Kool-aid land.
Yard's face lights up.
Yard: Yaaaay Kool aid land! Kool aid land! Kool aid land! I wanna go to Kool aid land!
Howard: But if Yard follows the trail it'll lead him t-
Nexus: KOOL AID LAND!
Yard: KOOL AID LAND! YAAAAAAAY!
Howard: Oh no.
Nexus: Oh no?
Yard: OH YEEAAH!
Howard sighs.
Howard: Damn it now I have to go >_<
Zise: Why?
Howard: It's the "Bro code".
Zise: People still follow that?
Nexus: Speaking of following things you two should get going, the Kool aid man could die D: And you don't want that do you?
Yard: No way! Come on Howard let's go.
Howard: But we'll di-
Nexus: KOOL-AID LAND!
Yard: KOOL-AID LAND!
Yard storms out of the room, taking Howard by the arm.
Howard: Tell my nickle I love him!
Both Howard and Yard are seen walking up a stairway as they follow the trail of blood.
Howard: You know he sent us up here because the person bleeding will murder us right?
Yard: Silly Howard, Kool-aid man breaks through walls, not people. Silly Howard.
Howard sighs
Howard: Look man, cut the crap, it's 3am.
Yard: Oh look, the trail is getting bigger!
Howard: Don't wanna do this, don't wanna do this. Could be at home, watching tv right now. You know Charlie brown is on this time of year? The good episodes?
The trail leads to an old door with splintery wood with nails sticking out of it.
Howard: Good the trail stopped, would you look at that, we can go now. Let's get the f*ck out of here.
Yard slowly opens the door revealing a man sitting in a chair 7 meters from the two.
????: Oh would you look at that? He sent you two to come up here. What are you going to? Annoy me to death?
Yard: I'll have you know I've trained in only the finest combat that "The Pervy sage" could teach me.
Howard: Stripper dances won't work against him Yard.
Yard: Damn it. Well I'm out of ideas.
Howard: Nexus never told us what to do when we got up here so yeah, kinda screwed.
????: As I thought.
He launches the hammer towards Howard. Suddenly wood rises from the ground, creating a shield in front of both Howard and Yard. The mystery man vanishes and appears with his right hand on the handle of the stolen hammer, doing his best to free it.
Scary Yamato: Adheasive chakra infused wood. Nexus never told you two his plan because he knew this man would overhear. He wanted a surprise attack and knew the only way to discuss it was if he was distracted.
????: Argh, damn him. S.Y I have no beef with you. Release my hammer and I'll make you a Global moderator!
S.Y: Can't do that. Even if I wanted to, the chakra in that wood is chakra that I've been storing over time
with a method similar to Tsunade's. It's how it can compete with an Admin rank attack.
????: Damn you!
The man tries to run but soon realizes his feet are stuck with wood wrapped around them.
S.Y: I also took the liberty of making it impossible for you to move. You're not going anywhere.
????: I-I hate you.
He bites his bottom lip with anger. Suddenly, S.Y makes spikes come from the wood causing the man to fall on his back
to dodge them making him release his grip, when he does, wood goes around his wrists, locking him there. S.Y walks
over to the hammer as the spikes go back into the wood, he places his right hand on it.
S.Y: Hammer time.
Just then, a seal appears from the other side of the wood where Howard and Yard are standing. The seal lights up and suddenly caliburn appears
in a cloud of smoke, out of breath and covered in blood.
S.Y: There we go, all better.
Yard notices Caliburn covered in blood and his eyes widen.
Yard: Kool Aid man! See Howard I told you he was here!
Howard: Just, just f*ck you Yard. Cali is not Kool aid man, he's just covered in blood.
Yard: Oh...
S.Y: There we go, all better.
Caliburn: Figured you'd be the one that got me out of that demension. Now then, as for him.
He looks over to the mystery man.
Caliburn: Some nerv you have. After the countless trials we've had with you in the past, you keep finding a way back.
It's time to put an ending to your story Dragonlord.
Dragonlord: So you've figured it out? It doesn't matter if you kill me, I'll keep coming back. This lost soul always
finds a new body.
Caliburn: Maybe so. However, S.Y's wood will restrain you for eternity with no chance at ever getting free. Hope you've found a comfortable position, because you're there forever.
Hellsbadass appears.
Hells: So I only get one position? Good enough for me I know ways around that
Dragonlord: No...No no no.
Hells: OH YEAH!
Dragonlord: NONONONOOOOOO!
Caliburn: We should probably get out of here, this place will be a mess soon.
Yard: So...Hells is the Kool-aid man?
Hellsbadass: Yes Yard, and Dragonlord is very thirsty, so you guys get the hell out.
Caliburn manages to free the hammer and they all run out of the room to not witness the horrors, they slam the door shut and run down the stairway appearing back into the court room with Caliburn handing Nexus back his hammer.
Caliburn: Your hammer.
Nexus: No no, you can keep it Cali. I have a 2nd one anyway.
Howard: I thought you could only have one?
Nexus: Wanted Dragonlord to think he won.
Caliburn: So I'm getting promoted to Admin?
Nexus: Yup. You've earned it.
Caliburn: Sweet.
Yard: Yay! We get a happy ending this time!
Nexus: I hate happy.
Howard: Wouldn't call it a happy ending, two people died and now we have to hear the screams of Dragonlord in the future cases.
Zise: There most likely won't be any.
Howard: Why's that?
Nexus: Because I'm taking a break, this court thing is too complicated. I have a life you know?
Yard: I am too. I have to take a break as well. Being a lawyer is tough work.
Nexus: You've never done any lawyer work. I swear the only thing you do is sit in your office and play with sock puppets.
Yard: Whenever a sock goes missing in my dryer I like to interogate them.
Nexus: Right...
Howard: Well, see you all later then.
Yard: So is this the part where we end the chapt-
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END OF CHAPTER_______________
And that concludes our christmas special. Thank you to those of you who have followed the story written by Sharingdork, Yard & Howard. Special thanks to Uzumaki Naruta for helping with the plot and getting the word out! We thank you all and to all a goodnight!
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