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DragonLord: I object!
Nexus: To?
DragonLord: No, just once.
Howard (To DragonLord): No, he means what are you objecting to?
DragonLord: Ooohhh....
The courtroom goes silence. Nexus spins his hand.
Nexus: Well?
DragonLord: Well what?
Nexus: What are you objecting to!?
DragonLord: Ummm...
DragonLord picks up a nearby pen.
DragonLord: This is my object.
Yard does a facepalm.
Howard: Okay, first of all, this is MY pen!
Howard swipes the pen back.
Howard: Second of all, that is absolutly not what he meant-
Hells: And thrid of all, yous gunna be mine...:zonder:
Pineapple: I would like to bring something to the case.
Nexus: No, you're a part of the jury; you're not allowed to.
Pineapple: But-
Nexus: But I would like to say that if Yard facepalms, you have to be REALLY bad, DragonLord.
Pineapple crosses his arms.
Pineapple (To himself): Thats what I was gunna say!
Caliburn: Can we please just get back to the case? If we continue with these shenanigans were going to end up taking longer then what we need to and we'll end up wasting each others time. By going on with this constant rambling were doing nothing but wasting tax payer money that is being used for this case. We already know who is wrong and who's reasons were in fact justified as we have the entire staff's opinion and intellect on the matter, so to continue on with this without getting to the point that proves him wrong then a lot of people will end up getting more pissed than annoyed. We already have the evidence, staff's take on this matter and history of his past mistakes that got him banned before so we already know who were dealing with. If it is within reason, I would like for this to get back on track and quit wasting the staffs time. I, for one, have a large amount of bios that need to be checked in order to get back to my own life, so could we get serious? We alre-
The courtroom goes silent and Nexus looks towards Caliburn, his hair just about to reveal his right eye.
Nexus: Was that an order there, Cali?
Caliburn: N-n-no sir! O_O
Nexus: Were you about to use wall of text no jutsu in my court room, Cali?
Caliburn: Wasn't even thinking of it.
Rei: Why is Cali doing all the talking; we're here too, complaining about DragonLord.
DragonLord: Because ladies are to be silent in the courtroom.
Rei: SOMEBODY HIT HIM!!!!!!
Nexus hits his gavel on the desk.
Nexus: Permission gran-
Yard, Cali, Mugi, and Hells all ran at DragonLord, full-out sprint, without waiting for Nexus to finish saying "granted". Zise being Rei's bf, jumped over his Court Reported equipment to hit DragonLord before anyone else.
Howard gave Dragon a light hit upside the head before everyone else reached him and began to beat the crap out of DragonLord.
Nexus bangs his gavel.
Nexus: Order! That's enough already.
Everyone backs off of DragonLord and sits back in their original places.
Pineapple: Awww... I wanted to join in....
DragonLord lays on the floor in his booth with two black eyes and a broken noes.
DragonLord: See how the Mods and Admins abuse me!?!?
Yard: Don't take it personally,
Yard adjusts his suit.
Yard: It's just that we don't like you. Now, while I'm here, I'd like to ask you a few questions.
Rei: Wait, where's Hells?
Zise: Probably off reading porn.
Nexus: You mean, getting "Ready".
Zise: Ha, of course. Now, you were saying Yard?
Yard: Right, I'd like to ask a few questions.
Nexus (Dryly): This'll be good.
Yard slams his hands on the desk DragonLord is sitting at.
Yard: WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF AUGUST 14, 1987!?!?!?
DragonLord: What!?
Yard slaps him in the face and slams his fist on the desk as he says,
Yard: WHERE ARE THE FILES!?
DragonLord: I don't know what you're talking about! :T_T:
Nexus: Yard, you're only supposed to question people when they're on the stand.
Yard: Oh... Right..my bad...
Yard grabs DragonLord and pulls him to his feet.
Yard: WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE HENESYS MURDER!?!?!?
DragonLord: WHAT!?
Nexus: First of all, that's not what I meant. Second of all, do you have any questions relavent to the case, Yard?
Yard stands up and sophisticatedly readjusts his suit.
Yard: Just one; who do you think will win this case?
Zise: 30,000 kumi on NB staff.
Yard: 40,000 kumi... On DragonLord!
DragonLord: YES!
Cali smashes his desk with his ban-hammer.
Caliburn: NO! This Case Is NOT Closed! Yard, if you don't win this case, so help me god-
DragonLord: Yes?
Cali's ban-hammer just misses DragonLords head as he ducks, and then flies back to Caliburns hand.
Yard: 50,000 kumi on DragonLord.
DragonLord: That was cool!
Caliburn: That's mah kenjutsu. You have been warned.
DragonLord: See? He threatens me!
Caliburn: O_O
Caliburn throws it again at DragonLord and it hits him in the face.
Yard: 62million, 500 kumi's, on DragonLord.
Zise: You're just ****ing with me now, aren't you? No one's even BIDDING AGAINST YOU!!!
Caliburn notices that DragonLord wasn't sealed away after striking him with his ban-hammer.
DragonLord: Omagod...I'm like...the high lander. O_O
Nexus does a face-palm and Caliburn turns to Yard and says,
Caliburn: If we do not win, I will take my aggression out on you. Trust me, there is a looot of it.
The ban-hammer comes back to Cali. Yard notices Cali and starts cringing, waiting for Cali to throw the hammer at him. When he realizes that Cali won't throw the hammer at him, he slowly steps into a sophisticated stance.
Yard: Fine, alright. Let's get this party started, shall we?
Nexus: To?
DragonLord: No, just once.
Howard (To DragonLord): No, he means what are you objecting to?
DragonLord: Ooohhh....
The courtroom goes silence. Nexus spins his hand.
Nexus: Well?
DragonLord: Well what?
Nexus: What are you objecting to!?
DragonLord: Ummm...
DragonLord picks up a nearby pen.
DragonLord: This is my object.
Yard does a facepalm.
Howard: Okay, first of all, this is MY pen!
Howard swipes the pen back.
Howard: Second of all, that is absolutly not what he meant-
Hells: And thrid of all, yous gunna be mine...:zonder:
Pineapple: I would like to bring something to the case.
Nexus: No, you're a part of the jury; you're not allowed to.
Pineapple: But-
Nexus: But I would like to say that if Yard facepalms, you have to be REALLY bad, DragonLord.
Pineapple crosses his arms.
Pineapple (To himself): Thats what I was gunna say!
Caliburn: Can we please just get back to the case? If we continue with these shenanigans were going to end up taking longer then what we need to and we'll end up wasting each others time. By going on with this constant rambling were doing nothing but wasting tax payer money that is being used for this case. We already know who is wrong and who's reasons were in fact justified as we have the entire staff's opinion and intellect on the matter, so to continue on with this without getting to the point that proves him wrong then a lot of people will end up getting more pissed than annoyed. We already have the evidence, staff's take on this matter and history of his past mistakes that got him banned before so we already know who were dealing with. If it is within reason, I would like for this to get back on track and quit wasting the staffs time. I, for one, have a large amount of bios that need to be checked in order to get back to my own life, so could we get serious? We alre-
The courtroom goes silent and Nexus looks towards Caliburn, his hair just about to reveal his right eye.
Nexus: Was that an order there, Cali?
Caliburn: N-n-no sir! O_O
Nexus: Were you about to use wall of text no jutsu in my court room, Cali?
Caliburn: Wasn't even thinking of it.
Rei: Why is Cali doing all the talking; we're here too, complaining about DragonLord.
DragonLord: Because ladies are to be silent in the courtroom.
Rei: SOMEBODY HIT HIM!!!!!!
Nexus hits his gavel on the desk.
Nexus: Permission gran-
Yard, Cali, Mugi, and Hells all ran at DragonLord, full-out sprint, without waiting for Nexus to finish saying "granted". Zise being Rei's bf, jumped over his Court Reported equipment to hit DragonLord before anyone else.
Howard gave Dragon a light hit upside the head before everyone else reached him and began to beat the crap out of DragonLord.
Nexus bangs his gavel.
Nexus: Order! That's enough already.
Everyone backs off of DragonLord and sits back in their original places.
Pineapple: Awww... I wanted to join in....
DragonLord lays on the floor in his booth with two black eyes and a broken noes.
DragonLord: See how the Mods and Admins abuse me!?!?
Yard: Don't take it personally,
Yard adjusts his suit.
Yard: It's just that we don't like you. Now, while I'm here, I'd like to ask you a few questions.
Rei: Wait, where's Hells?
Zise: Probably off reading porn.
Nexus: You mean, getting "Ready".
Zise: Ha, of course. Now, you were saying Yard?
Yard: Right, I'd like to ask a few questions.
Nexus (Dryly): This'll be good.
Yard slams his hands on the desk DragonLord is sitting at.
Yard: WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF AUGUST 14, 1987!?!?!?
DragonLord: What!?
Yard slaps him in the face and slams his fist on the desk as he says,
Yard: WHERE ARE THE FILES!?
DragonLord: I don't know what you're talking about! :T_T:
Nexus: Yard, you're only supposed to question people when they're on the stand.
Yard: Oh... Right..my bad...
Yard grabs DragonLord and pulls him to his feet.
Yard: WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE HENESYS MURDER!?!?!?
DragonLord: WHAT!?
Nexus: First of all, that's not what I meant. Second of all, do you have any questions relavent to the case, Yard?
Yard stands up and sophisticatedly readjusts his suit.
Yard: Just one; who do you think will win this case?
Zise: 30,000 kumi on NB staff.
Yard: 40,000 kumi... On DragonLord!
DragonLord: YES!
Cali smashes his desk with his ban-hammer.
Caliburn: NO! This Case Is NOT Closed! Yard, if you don't win this case, so help me god-
DragonLord: Yes?
Cali's ban-hammer just misses DragonLords head as he ducks, and then flies back to Caliburns hand.
Yard: 50,000 kumi on DragonLord.
DragonLord: That was cool!
Caliburn: That's mah kenjutsu.
You have been warned.DragonLord: See? He threatens me!
Caliburn: O_O
Caliburn throws it again at DragonLord and it hits him in the face.
Yard: 62million, 500 kumi's, on DragonLord.
Zise: You're just ****ing with me now, aren't you? No one's even BIDDING AGAINST YOU!!!
Caliburn notices that DragonLord wasn't sealed away after striking him with his ban-hammer.
DragonLord: Omagod...I'm like...the high lander. O_O
Nexus does a face-palm and Caliburn turns to Yard and says,
Caliburn: If we do not win, I will take my aggression out on you. Trust me, there is a looot of it.
The ban-hammer comes back to Cali. Yard notices Cali and starts cringing, waiting for Cali to throw the hammer at him. When he realizes that Cali won't throw the hammer at him, he slowly steps into a sophisticated stance.
Yard: Fine, alright. Let's get this party started, shall we?
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End Of Part 2
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End Of Part 2
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