Naruto's Talk-No-Jutsu - A Haiku

[Byakusharinnegan]

Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen: Naruto's Talk-No-Jutsu, a Haiku developed by Byakusharinnegan.

His strength depleted
His voice his only weapon
The hero changed the villain EVEN THOUGH THE VILLAIN WAS ONE OF THE MOST ****ING BADASS VILLAINS IN MANGA HISTORY GOD DAMMIT NAGATO DESERVED BETTER THAN THAT DAMMIT THAT WAS CLUCKING HORRIBLE

Ladies and gentlemen, please, a standing ovation!

 

[iNotorious]

Give that OP guy a manual.

 

[0jordinio0]

Fake and Gay!

 

[Byakusharinnegan]

Give that OP guy a manual.

Yes, I deserve a manual.

But really, Nagato doesn't have an excuse like Gaara. He was changed by a few sentences. Something his whole life he worked for.

 

[Javaweb]

Nagato was a bada** I don't think so but good poem I guess

 

[Wolfus]

Something must be understood here. As much as we hate TNJ, it is an important thing for the overall plot. Naruto is trying to reach true peace, he wants people to understand each other, to live together to accept and respect the differences. How would he achieve that if he started to kill every villain who disagreed with him? He would be extremelly hypocrite, don't you think?

So, I'm showing that TNJ has it's importance, however, I think that if it's going to happen, it must happen AFTER the fight is over, otherwise it would ruin the epic momment the fans would get. In the battle against nagato, naruto only tnj'ed him after the fight was over, so it wasn't too much of a problem. Reviving most chars was not very nice, but it also has it's importance, that was to show nagato's true nature, to show that naruto can make people understand and help each other.

 

[Hypemaster]

Give that OP guy a manual.

splaaaaashhhhh

 

[Wolfus]

Fake and Gay!

Brace youself, moralists complaining about homophobia are comming.

 

[Raekwon26]

splaaaaashhhhh

Ha Ha!!!!!!

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

How does one **** up a Haiku?

I must know...

 

[KingHashirama]

Sooooooo Nagato was suppose to as a villain?


Pain was badass.. Nagato was not.....

 

[Supreme x Uchiha]

Fake and Gay!

Counterfeit and Homosexual!

 

[iNotorious]

splaaaaashhhhh

Ha Ha!!!!!!

That's a smoove move!

OT: Naruto's TnJ is over 9000.

 

[mafo]

Threads like this are just sad because kishi is a badass writer and there is no such thing as plot no jutsu, just angry, sore, butthurt fanboys

 

[iNotorious]

Threads like this are just sad because kishi is a badass writer and there is no such thing as plot no jutsu, just angry, sore, butthurt fanboys

Give that guy a map!

OT: I disagree mafo, there's a lot of bs.

 

[uchihajaime]

Threads like this are just sad because kishi is a badass writer and there is no such thing as plot no jutsu, just angry, sore, butthurt fanboys

They are flaws in every work of fiction ever made or will ever be made. What the flaws are completely subjective but everything has flaws. You can like something but be aware of the flaws

 

[Noni]

You my friend are wrong. Madara is the most badass villain.

 

[sammypt Miyamoto Musashi]

I think its a beautiful well versed haiku written exactly the way that IT SHOULD BE WHAT THE HELL REALLY JUST SIT THERE AND MAKE ALL THOSE EPIC DEATHS JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING CRUSHING ALL THOSE WAISTED TEARS ON KAKASHI GETTING TO MEET HIS DEAD FATHER I MEAN COME ON WHAT THE F WAS THAT ALL ABOUT SITTIN BY A CAMPFIRE ROASTING MARSHMELLOWS AND CRAP BUT OTHERWISE I REALLY ENJOYED THE TURN OF EVENTS AND THOUGHT PEIN (NAGATO I MEAN) HAD A GOOD ENDING EVEN AFTER HIS DEATH WHEN KONAN FOUGHT TO PROTECT HIS BODY REMEMBER THAT I THOUGHT IT WAS THE SHIZZZZZ AND IM NOT BEING A KONAN FAN BOY ALTHO SHE WAS HOT ANY WAYS JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I THOUGHT YOUR HAIKU WAS FUNNY!!!!