snake: ho well
*takes sip of beer
snake:after the 3rd shinobi war i was assined to an s-ranked misson the virtuous mission where i would have to rescue a man that possesed a secret scrool that was captured by the mist village, i easily recued him without alarming anyone but as he returned to the leaf village i encountered my mentor only known as the boss, she took the forbiden scroll and left me at death's door, she gave the scroll to a man named volgin,he didn't belive in peace between the leaf and the mist so he created an organization called GRU, that seeked world domination and the destruction of the leaf.
volgin used the jutsu to destroy a random village nearby, the news spread and the destruction of the village was pinned on the boss because of this now i was assingned to kill my old mentor in operation snake eater of coarse i didn't want to do it but in the end it was the only way, i retrived the scroll killed volgin and then he faced of against my mentor, after doin the hardest thing i ever had to do ,killing her, i returned home, gained the title of big boss and found a letter written by the boss herself saying that she defected against her will and that the hole operation snake eater was ment for big boss to to destroy gru and the death of the boss was nessesary to strengthen the bonds between the leaf and the mist, she was loyal to the end and that is why she died for her village.
with my fellingd betrayed i left the ANBU and now i'm here sobbing awy
*breathes out
snake: i told you it was long