Deadpool stood, his left arm arched over his shoulder, the end of the hilt of the left sword strapped to his back grasped firmly in his palm, with his right hand nestled in his pants in the crotch area. A rather large object seemed to be moving around in that area.
"Did this guy just say we smell like trash?"
"We're not supposed to know that."
"He's lucky we can't edit his posts."
"I say we just edit his birth certificate to say 'expired.'"
"I don't think that's how it works."
After the rambling with the voices in his head, Wade unsheathed the sword slightly, raising the blade just high enough so that a ray of sunlight, which came from the sun that just happened to be perched conveniently behind him, would be reflected off of the sword and onto Keotsu's eyes, temporarily impeding his vision and probably inducing him to flinch.
"We hope he flinches at least."
"BANZAI!" Wade yelled, keeping the sword placed to strategically blind his opponent as he pulls his right hand out of his pants, revealing the object was none other than in fact, a large kunai, which he immediately chucked to Keotsu's throat before dashing forward, fully unsheathing the sword as he did. He gripped the sword with his left hand and raised it up to align with his chest, the edge pointed straight for Keotsu with his right hand supporting the sword with his right palm pressed against the bottom of the hilt. Wade drives the blade straight through Keotsu's stomach, twisting it up to further tear into his flesh.
"You know his name is Kotetsu, right?"
"This was funnier."
