Narutobase musical sing along! Come on everyone!

[Lelouch Le Brittania]

Rules: Someone start the lyrics to a song, preferably an already existing song, and everyone follows. The song should be a parody and be about Naruto or incorporate Naruto themes/elements in some way. Reply to the post to add on to it. When a song is finished start the next song and continue. Come on NB and let's get creative. There's no telling what the collective genius and intellectual aptitude can churn when synergized cohesively.

I'll start.

Do you wanna build a village
Where Shinobi come and play?
I never see Shinobi anymore
They're getting bored
I think it's time for change!
They used to be our buddies
But now they're not
Somebody tell me why?
Do you wanna build a village

 

[UchihasRightfulHeir]

*Naruto sends sauce a hawk message at the beginning of shipuden*

Hello, it's me
I've been wondering if after these two years you'd like to meet
To do battle, and settle things.
They say orochimaru's got you
But I ain't done much training
Hello, can you read this,
I'm here with jiraiya dreaming about who we could have been
When we were in Team 7, and free
With sakura being useless and also being mean

There's such a difference between our powers
And I'm a million miles behind

So, hello from the other side
I must have chased you all this time,
To tell you, we are best friends. Please look in your heart
But every time I get close, you just wanna keep us apart
Hello from the outside,
I'm never gonna stop trying
To tell you, I'm sorry for being so weak
But it don't matter, you don't seem to care about me anymore.

 

[Deadlift]

This is the most Otaku thing ever