Everyone is expressing a wilingness to post their own fanfic here, so why don't I try the same? I know that there are several reason for why shouldn't I do this: I suck at fanfictions and grammar. But let's give it a try.
Well, firstly, you have to imagine the following time period in the naruto manga ectualy story: Kages summit is over, several sacrifices have been made, and Konoha returned to it's usual life. To be honest, there was hardly anybody who could say that citizens of Konoha were leading a decent life, because living between the ruins in wooden houses created by Yamato couldn't be considered decent or even normal.
On one sunny day, Sasuke, after battling the kages and surviving, decided to visit Konoha and kill the Elders. But the first person he met was for sure Naruto.
Naruto: Sasuke...
Sasuke: .. Uzumaki Naruto..
Naruto: That's you
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Sasuke: stop pointing at me with that hand of your's, it's dirty :|
Naruto: Sasssgaaaaay!! I'm so glad to meet you! I WANT YOU...
Sasuke: Wtf, are you like gay or something?
Naruto: Sasuke!!!
Sasuke: Wtf, stop spelling my name.
Naruto: !!!
Sasuke: ???? wtf
Naruto: Sa Su Gay!!!
Sasuke: WTF, I'm not gay!
Naruto: Why?
Sasuke: Because I'm Sasuke. *gets serious*
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Naruto: That's not serious... that's simpson
Sasuke: Oh? * Looks in his emo mirror* really? oh, I meant:
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Naruto: Jokes over, Sasuke... this time, I will definitely bring you back to our village!
Sasuke: Wtf, are you like blind or something? there is no village left, Pein has destroyed it and now there are only ruins left.
Naruto: Then, I have no choise... I'll bring you back to the ruins!!
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Sasuke: -facepalm-
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You fool!! I'm the mighty Sasuke!!! and I aint going back to your village and ruins! * Sharingan * !!
Naruto: Wow! You sharingan has already three tomoes!! You've tomoes have grown stronger!!
Sasuke: WTFF, leave my tomoes alone!! They're myy!!
* runs at Naruto with his chidori activated *
Naruto: Hahaha Sasuke, you look soo funny now, you're running with your chidori activated and your hands behind your ass.. don't you think you can damage your ass like this? How will you sit?
Sasuke: WTF?!?!? nonsense!!! * Chidori * !!!
* naruto blocks chidori with his rasengan *
Naruto: * blocks chidori with his rasengan * You won't get rid of me that quick, boy !
Sasuke: WTF!! stop calling me boy, I'm not one!
Naruto: Right, you're a grown up pet, and eveyone is using you for their own sake...
Sasuke: yes!! I mean NOO ! Wtf!? You brat. You prick!!!!! You'll pay for winning our intellectual duel!!!
* fires a fireball in the sky and charges clouds with electricity *
Naruto: !?!?!?!?!?!
Sasuke: KIRIN!!!
Naruto: Omfgg. Shiny!! shit.. it's fast !! ohhh
* There's a massive blow and you can hardly see anything * Sasuke is standing with his hand still pointing at narutos direction, while the place where Naruto was is fully covered in dust and flames*
Sasuke: I.. I i won??? DId i WIN?? I DID?
Naruto: * holds a Rasenshuriken in front of him and uses it as a shield* Not really :|
Sasuke: ?!??
Naruto: !!
Sasuke: You.. you managed to block my Kirin. I see. You really have gotten stronger Naruto. And I, the mighty Sasuke, cannot let you sruvive and become stronger than you are now... Good bye....
Naruto: Hey, are you leaving? Tsunade will blame me for using RS against you, and my hand hurts and I Look like a frog lol! I forgot to tell you but I had to use a bit of a sage mode lol!!!!
Sasuke: ... I guess then, it cantbe helped... *amaterasu*
*Naruto is lying on the ground surrounded with black flames, Sasuke is coming to him with a charged chidori blade. Suddenly, a fox cloack starts to appear around narutos body...*
So, again, this is just for the fun.
Sasuke: Damn! What is this?
Naruto: GRRRHRHRHRHRHRHRH!! IM Not Naruto anymore, I Amthe 9 TAILED DEMON FOX!!! . are you scared now, mother****er?
Sasuke:
Naruto: Idiot, I am the monster who only thins of killimg people, I have no emotions. *2nd tail starts to appear*
Sasuke: *shit* *takes gay pose, like this one

*3rd tale start to appear*
Sasuke: Damn what should i do! What should i do! *Runs in panic like this

Naruto: Now, with 3 released tails, while i can still maintain human form and the body is not damaged I WILL BRING YOU BACK, SASUKE!
*runs at Sasuke*
Sasuke: OMG!! HELP!! RED SCARY THING WITH 3 TAILS IS CHASING ME!
*attack*
Sasuke is on the ground 50 feets away from Naruto, with this kind of facial expression
Naruto: DUUUSHTAA!! This is the end, Uzumaki Sasuke, I MEAN SASUKE UCHIHA! You'll be with me, I mean with us!
Sasuke: *cleans himself from dust* That was gay,look what are you saying :| :sasuke:
Naruto: You still dont get it, Sasuke? Your path is here, with us, You belong to our village and YOU need to protect it, no matterwhat and... *bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla (tears) (tears) .. dakara.... Sasuke.... :naruto:...
Sasuke: SHUT UP, i dont belong to anyone, im the only one! Sasuke!
*Takes his blade and trys to stab Naruto, but tail appears from Narutos Chest and blocks the attack,*
Sasukecharges the blade with chidori and cuts through the tail with this kind of facial expression
Naruto looks on his cut tail
Naruto: Hey Sasuke, did you notice?
Sasuke: WHAT!?!?
Naruto: We have absolutely similar facial expressions !
Sasuke: WHAAAT!?!? Stop telling shit ! *Looks in his emo mirror* * damn really* *Charges his chidori blade and flashsteps to the Behind of NAruto.
Sasuke: This is over thank you Naruto, you were stupid. :sasuke: U_U
*slice*
*slice* There's an anime black moving thing and you cant understand whats going on, whether it's blood on the floor, dust or it just rains.
Sasuke is standing with his sword ( not penis) inside Naruto.
Suddenly, Naruto blows up and dissapears.
Sasuke is like
Suddenly there appears worked up intheass voice behind Sasuke;
Naruto: Sasuke...what's with your eyes, they remind me Kakashi sensei's...
Seems like i understand, what Your brother told me
Sasuke: WTF? MY BROTHER?
Naruto: YEs, your brother, who you killed...
Sasuke: FU
Naruto: He asked me " WIll you be able do F**k Sasuke, if there would be no other way to stop him"
I guess, i found and answer to that question and use the power which he gave me.
* makes hand seal*
*Kuchiyose-no-jutsu: GAYTON: Penisakotafackamaru!
Sasuke: WHAT IS THIS!?! DID ITACHI? NO WAY! A BIGGER THAN MINE!
Naruto: *smiling* He was your older brother after all. Now, get defeated...
Sasuke: no please, i'll do whatever you want, but dont just follow my brothers orders *Serious* Just what do you think you doing? DO you think it'spossibe to stop me with this thing?
SUSANOO!
Next Chapter: WILL SASUKE's Susanoo be able to withstand the great power passed to Naruto from ITACHI ?