[Comedy] Naruto: The Streetwise Kage

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I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE AN ONESHOT
I don't claim any songs in this Oneshot fanfiction.

Naruto smirked when he overheard that his friends say that what they are good at. Naruto smiled and greeted his friends. Naruto going around saying what he thought about what they were good at. Naruto tells that Sasuke is good with Ninjutsu, Rock Lee is good with Taijijutsu, Ino is good with flowers and fashion, Neji is the same as Sasuke, Choji is good at making food, Shino is good with bugs knowledge, Kiba is good with anything Canine wise, Shikamaru is good at strategies, Tenten is good with weapons, Hinata is good at being a good friend, and Sakura-chan is good with her Book smarts.
Iruka was secretly watching them cause he wanted to see if they were going with this discussion. Kakashi was with him as well as Tsunade and Jiraiya. Hinata stuttered, "What are you good at? Naruto-Kun!"

Naruto gave his prankster's side showing. If you want to find out what I'm good at come out at night time. You'll be surprised but besides that I'm streetwise. Now I know every crook and nook of this village. That's one reason I started my pranks on the village. I'm a good runner. I couldn't get caught by the Anbu, Chunin, and Jounin. Naruto told if you don't come out tonight you are a fraidy cat.

When the clock hit midnight. Naruto came out and Anko came out as well spend some time with her favorite gaki. She notices that he brought his friends with him. Before Anko could ask why Naruto brought his friends with him. Ino spoked up, "Cause we want to see what he's good at."
Anko laughs at that statement cause she knows what he's good at. Anko turned to Naruto, "Let's the show begin. First of you guys probably didn't know that Naruto and myself are singers right?"

The rest of the Konoha 12 were shocked. Anko continues by saying, "At night time Naruto is the Sasuke of the Night. I'm the opening act cause I love to flashy stuff like that."

Tenten said, "He also said that he's streetwise what does that mean?"
Iruka followed them to the town square. He spooked the girls, "Streetwise means he could survive on the street longer than any noble clan could." Sasuke didn't like that jab about Noble clans. He went up to challenge Naruto to a streetwise. Naruto just nodded and looked at Anko to start the show.
Anko shoots up snake fireworks to tell people of the night the show is getting ready to start.

Anko:
Now listen up
You've got a lot to learn
And if you don't learn you don't eat
But if you're tough
And always use your head
You'll feel right at home on the street
When you've got talent ev'rything is free
Watch how we do things, oooh, I guarantee


You're gonna see how the best survive
We make an art out of staying alive
If you do just as you're told
These are streets of gold
Ev'ry boulevard is a miracle mile
You'll take the town and you'll take it with style
If you play it brave and bold
These are streets of gold


Anko stroke Sasuke's face and said, "Listen here, Honey."
To live from week to week
You need technique
So you practice every day
The only rule is:
Thou shalt not get caught
Get what you can and then getaway
Remember all the places you can hide
Remember we are always on your side


You're gonna see how the best survive
We make an art out of staying alive
If you do just as you're told
These are streets of gold
Ev'ry boulevard is a miracle mile
You'll take the town and you'll take it with style
If you play it brave and bold
These are streets of gold


When you've got talent ev'rything is free
Watch how you do things, oooh, I guarantee


You're gonna see how the best survive
We make an art out of staying alive
If you do just as you're told
These are streets of gold


Ev'ry boulevard is a miracle mile
You'll take the town and you'll take it with style
If you play it brave and bold
These are streets of gold

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The girls notice strange girls that they never have seen before came out tonight. Anko said, "Now the real show begins."
Naruto smirk and clear his throat.
Naruto:
One minute I'm in Central Park
Then I'm down on Delancey Street
From the Bow'ry to St Mark's
There's a syncopated beat


Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
I'm streetwise
I can improvise


Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
I'm streetsmart
I've got Konaha heart


Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoire faire


Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It's just bebopulation
And I got street saviore faire



The rhythm of the city
But once you get it down
Then you can own this town
You can wear the crown


Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoire faire


Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It's just bebopulation
And I got street saviore faire


Girls sing:
Ev'rything goes
Ev'rything fits


Naruto:
They love me at the Chelsea
They adore me at the Ritz


Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
And even when I cross that line
I got street savoire faire


Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
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Before this singing, Naruto pulled another prank. Tsunade order to get Naruto. Sasuke and Sakura see how fast Naruto was against all the Anbu. Naruto started singing again.
Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
(That's Everything!)
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke

Male villagers:
Riffraff!
Street rat!
Scoundrel!
Take that!


Naruto:
Just a little snack, guys

Guards
Rip him open, take it back, guys

I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Kurama!
Who?
Girls:
Oh it's sad Naruto has hit the bottom
He's become a one-man rise in crime
I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em
Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block

Villagers
Stop, thief!
Vandal!
Outrage!
Scandal!

Ugly fat lady Villager:
Let's not be too hasty
Still, I think he's rather tasty
Naruto:
Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise, we'd get along

Guards:
Wrong!
One jump ahead of the hoofbeats

Villagers:
(Vandal!)
Naruto:
One hop ahead of the hump

Villagers:
(Street rat!)
One trick ahead of disaster

Villagers:
(Scoundrel!)
Naruto:
They're quick, but I'm much faster

Villagers:
(Take that!)
Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump!
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Naruto, "What do you guys think?"
Ino, "What else could you do?"
Naruto smirked, "I could do the scary stories and scary songs."
Kiba was acting bravely in from of all the girls around and said, "I'm not afraid of spooky stories or songs."
Naruto smirked at the nervous of the group. This one guy came to Ramen stand and he told me about a story of a headless horseman but he sang it. He taught me how to sing that song. Naruto started to sing:
Gather 'round and I'll elucidate
What goes on outside when it gets late
Along about midnight the ghosts and banshees
They get together for their nightly jamboree
There are things with horns and saucer eyes
Some with fangs about this size
Some are fat and some are thin
And some don't even wear their skin
I'm telling you, brother, it's a frightful sight
To see what goes on Halloween night

When the spooks have a midnight jamboree
They break it up with fiendish glee
The ghosts are bad but the one that's cursed
Is the headless horseman; he's the worst
That's right, he's a fright on Halloween night

When he goes a joggin' 'cross the land
Holding his noggin in his hand
Demons take one look and groan
And they hit the road for parts unknown
Beware! Take care! He rides alone

And there's no spook like a spook that's spurned
They don't like him and he's burned
He swears to the longest day he's dead
He'll show them that he can get ahead

They say he's tired of his flaming top
He's got a yen to make a swap
So he rides one night each year
To find ahead in the hollow here

He likes 'em little
He likes 'em big
Parted in the middle or a wig
Black or white or even red
The headless horseman needs ahead

With a hip, hip and a clippity clop
He's out looking for a top to chop
So don't stop to figure out a plan
You can't reason with a headless man

Now if you doubt this tale is so
I met that spook just a year ago
Now I didn't stop for a second look
But made for the bridge that spans the brook
For once you've crossed that bridge, my friend
The ghost is through
His power ends

So when you're ridin' home tonight
Make for the bridge with all your might
He'll be down in the hollow there
He needs your head
Look out! Beware!

With a hip, hip and a clippity clop
He's out looking for a head to swap
So don't try to figure out a plan
You can't reason with a headless man


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Naruto telling the tale of the three Grim Grinning Ghosts. Naruto started singing again.
When the crypt doors creak
And the tombstones quake
Spooks come out for a singing wake
Happy haunts materialize
And begin to vocalize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
Now don't close your eyes
And don't try to hide
Or a silly spook may sit by your side
Shrouded in a daft disguise
They pretend to terrorize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
As the moon climbs high o'er dead oak tree
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
Start to shriek and harmonize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
When you hear the knell of a requiem bell
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell
Restless bones etherealize
Rise as spooks of every size
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
Grim grinning ghosts come out
Grim grinning ghosts come out
To socialize

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Orochimaru attack to regain Sasuke's body as his own. Orochimaru attacked Naruto first. A new guy riding on a strange machine with two wheels. It's smoking from the back. This guy came from the opposite of where Naruto went to. Then all the people in the area start singing.
All: Whoooh ooooh who's that guy?
Whoooh ooooh who's that guy?
Rock Lee: He came out of the darkness in the middle of the night,
Blazing like a mother with a fist of dynamite.
Kiba, Choji, Shikamaru, Neji, Shino, & Sasuke: He ain't foolin' no one on that pile of chrome and steel,
Burnin' up the pavement like he was some kind of wheel.
The Sound: He's lookin' for a rumble and some heads are gonna bust,
He's gonna take a tumble with one solitary thrust!
Kunoichi: The only thing you guys are gonna do is eat his dust!

Who's that guy?
Kunoichi: Where did he come from?
Who's that guy?
Kiba, Choji, Shikamaru, Neji, Shino, & Sasuke: Please tell me, someone.
Kunoichi: I never knew anyone could be so cool.
All: Whoa oh oh
Who's that guy?
He's just amazin'!
From headlight to tailpipe, his burners are blazin'.
Kunoichi: Looks to me like he could fly!

Who's that guy, who's that guy?
Whooo ooooh who's that guy?
Whooo ooooh who's that guy?

Rock Lee: He wears a pair of goggles like a man from outer space.
Sakura Haruno: It doesn't matter that I haven't seen his face.
The Sound: We're gonna wrap those handlebars around that neck of his.
The punk is gonna get it!
All: When we find out who he is!
Naruto: Everybody wants you when they don't know who you are.
Kunoichi: If you're a man of mystery, it takes you far.
Naruto: Everyone around you thinks that you're a star!

Who's that guy?
Hinata: Where did he come from?
Kunoichi: Who's that guy?
Sakura Haruno: Where can I get one?
Naruto: They never knew that I could be so cool!
Whoa oh oh
Who's that guy?
Kunoichi: On that motorcycle
Naruto: What would they say if they knew it was Naruto?
All: Looks to me like he could fly!

Won't somebody tell me...Who's that guy?
All: Whoooh ooooh who's that guy?
Whoooh ooooh who's that guy?

Who's that guy?
Where did he come from?
Who's that guy?
Kiba, Choji, Shikamaru, Neji, Shino, & Sasuke: Please tell me, someone.
Kunoichi:: I never knew anyone could be so cool.
All: Whoa oh oh
Who's that guy?
He's just amazin'!
From headlight to tailpipe, his burners are blazin'.
It looks to me like he could fly!

Won't somebody tell me
Whoooo's that guy?
Sakura Haruno: Where did he come from?
Whoooo's that guy?
Sakura Haruno: Where can I get one?
Whoooo, whoooo, whoooo?
All: Whoa oh oh
Whoooo's that guy?
Sakura Haruno: Dressed in leather
Whoooo's that guy?
Sakura Haruno:
Whoooo, whoooo, whoooo?


Then the man of mystery got off of his motorcycle. He took off his glasses and his helmet. Sakura Haruno was shocked.
Naruto smirked and said, "Now You know all about me Sakura-chan!" He goes up to kissed Sakura's forehead. That goes Sakura fainted. Hinata laughed so did the other women. Sasuke was rolling down on the laughing. Kiba was howling with laughter. Shino was chuckling, While the others were trying to keep their laughs in them.​
 
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