Uzumaki Menma
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Chapter 1: Prologue !!!
SFX: Bang! Bang! Bang!
???: Please, Naruto-kun! Lord Sasuke is busy! He's asked that no one disturb him at the moment.
Naruto: I could give a shit if that cocky bastard is "busy"! I need to talk to him. NOW!!!
SFX: Door breaks down!
Striding in is Naruto wearing casual clothing. His face is flushed red from running all the way from his son's graduation ceremony. Behind him is a attractive blonde female with thick glasses. Sasuke merely continues writing on the piece of paper on his desk. His Hokage cap gleams nicely in the large window behind him. As usual, he is super calm. That has not changed over the years.
Naruto: Oi! Baka! We need to talk!
Sasuke: I learned a long time ago that one does not talk with you. It always dissolves into hysterics and bickering. Speak what's on your mind. I have work to do.
Naruto: Don't give me that bullshit! I wanna know why you did it!
Sasuke: [Sighs] Did what exactly?
Naruto: The groups you've assigned for the graduates at the academy! They're all jacked up!
Sasuke: How so?
Naruto: For starters, our children aren't in the same group! What's up with that?
Sasuke: Oh, that's what your here about? I purposely excluded our children from the same group. It would be too repetitive. Plus, I don't need that boy of yours dragging mine down.
Naruto: Oh, is that really how you feel?!!
Sasuke: . . . . yes? That's why I just said it. And Nina, I thought I told you no disturbances.
Nina: I tried, my lord. He was.... persistent.
Sasuke: [Sighs] I don't have time for this, Naruto. The Yakuza are starting to cause even more issues in non-allied territory and it requires my utmost attention. Spies are being executed there as we speak. I'm trying to negotiate a ceasefire with their people as we speak. Their demands... are quite tedious.
Naruto: Huh? The Yakuza? You mean that gorilla group that's centered in the smaller nations?
???: Yes, that exact one. They also seem to be registered strongly in my old village, Na-ru-to.
Naruto: [Slowly turns] [Creeped out]
Orochimaru: [In Jounin vest] [Walking in] Sorry I'm late, Sasuke. My mission took longer than anticipated.
In behind him also walks Yamato (now strictly going back Tenzo), Sai, and Shino.
Sasuke: Hmph. What did you discover on your mission?
Orochimaru: The Yakuza have begun moving into other territories. They convert other villages by promising a slice of shared legislature among their own central headquarters, and since their organization is prospering right now, that offer is difficult to turn down once initiated. Their army has increased significantly. The amount of orphans they have absorbed within their general population is quite troubling; based on our observations, they're teaching them terrorist tactics to strike against the "unjust" five great nations.
Sai: Also, their POW camp is horrendous. Captives are being tortured and beaten everyday despite the reports of hospitality and kindness. It seems some type of experiment is being carried out....
Shino: With my bugs planted deep within their confines, we'll be able to monitor the situation better.
Yamato: [Laughs] Long time no see, Naruto! When's the last time we actually talked?
Naruto: [Ignores Tenzo] Wow, wow, wow! Why aren't I on this mission?! This sounds like some serious stuff Sasuke! Has Shikamaru's intel group been notified yet? How about the research division? Have you even spoken to the Affairs Committee?!
Sasuke: [Amused] [Leans back in chair] You said you wanted to spend some time with your family. I granted you that wish. Now, you're suddenly eager to get back into Shinobi world messiness?
Naruto: You know what I meant about the family part! I wanted some alone time with Hinata and my son. Not complete exodus from Shinobi affair! And as one of the Sannin, it's my duty to embark on challenging task such as these.
Sasuke: Well, then. I'll get you back in touch. Starting now, I'm assigning you an A rank mission.
Naruto: Huh?!!! What is it?!!
Sasuke: [Stares at Naruto a little while longer] [Bends down and rummages through his desk] [Pulls out a pouch] Go by me some lunch.
Naruto: SAAAASUUUUUKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elsewhere....
???: [Looking at crystal ball watching the scene in the Hokage's office] It seems your plan succeeded. I would've never thought Shino's bugs could be put underneath a genjutsu. So, when they returned to him from scouting our location, he was also infected by your technique. How far does the extent of your illusion go?
???: I'm able to control his every movement, every thought, and every action. From here, we'll scout out the enemies village and then decide when to attack. Of course, I'll have to make Shino non-discernible. The shinobi we want dead, I'll have him tag with some specified markers. And then....
Hikaru... Setsuka... you will infiltrate and sever the head of Konoha's leaf!!!
Hikaru: [Looking bored while reading a book] Hai....
Setsuka: [Smiles manically] Whatever you say, boss [Clutching a giant ball or iron]
The Yakuza have begun their plans! What does this mean for Konohagakure?! Hurry, Naruto! Hurry!!!
Twelve years have passed since the Fourth Great Ninja War and the five villages now live in peace, coinciding better than ever due to the tight allegiance forged in the past battle. Kaguya and the Infinite Tsukiyomi has been stopped thanks to the combined efforts of the Edo Kage, Sasuke, and Naruto. And everything has seemingly gone back to normal, to the point things were at when shinobi life was simple.
- Gaara continues his reign as Kazekage, now married with two children.
- Chojuro is the newest Mizukage as well as spearheading a new group of seven swordsman along with Suigetsu.
- Killer B (despite not wanting to) has taken the mantle of Raikage due to his brother's persistence. His old group have become great ninja.
- Onoki has become the longest tenured Kage as his rule still runs strong in Iwagakure.
- . . . . But perhaps the biggest surprise is Konoha's latest Kage;
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Chapter 1: Prologue !!!
SFX: Bang! Bang! Bang!
???: Please, Naruto-kun! Lord Sasuke is busy! He's asked that no one disturb him at the moment.
Naruto: I could give a shit if that cocky bastard is "busy"! I need to talk to him. NOW!!!
SFX: Door breaks down!
Striding in is Naruto wearing casual clothing. His face is flushed red from running all the way from his son's graduation ceremony. Behind him is a attractive blonde female with thick glasses. Sasuke merely continues writing on the piece of paper on his desk. His Hokage cap gleams nicely in the large window behind him. As usual, he is super calm. That has not changed over the years.
Naruto: Oi! Baka! We need to talk!
Sasuke: I learned a long time ago that one does not talk with you. It always dissolves into hysterics and bickering. Speak what's on your mind. I have work to do.
Naruto: Don't give me that bullshit! I wanna know why you did it!
Sasuke: [Sighs] Did what exactly?
Naruto: The groups you've assigned for the graduates at the academy! They're all jacked up!
Sasuke: How so?
Naruto: For starters, our children aren't in the same group! What's up with that?
Sasuke: Oh, that's what your here about? I purposely excluded our children from the same group. It would be too repetitive. Plus, I don't need that boy of yours dragging mine down.
Naruto: Oh, is that really how you feel?!!
Sasuke: . . . . yes? That's why I just said it. And Nina, I thought I told you no disturbances.
Nina: I tried, my lord. He was.... persistent.
Sasuke: [Sighs] I don't have time for this, Naruto. The Yakuza are starting to cause even more issues in non-allied territory and it requires my utmost attention. Spies are being executed there as we speak. I'm trying to negotiate a ceasefire with their people as we speak. Their demands... are quite tedious.
Naruto: Huh? The Yakuza? You mean that gorilla group that's centered in the smaller nations?
???: Yes, that exact one. They also seem to be registered strongly in my old village, Na-ru-to.
Naruto: [Slowly turns] [Creeped out]
Orochimaru: [In Jounin vest] [Walking in] Sorry I'm late, Sasuke. My mission took longer than anticipated.
In behind him also walks Yamato (now strictly going back Tenzo), Sai, and Shino.
Sasuke: Hmph. What did you discover on your mission?
Orochimaru: The Yakuza have begun moving into other territories. They convert other villages by promising a slice of shared legislature among their own central headquarters, and since their organization is prospering right now, that offer is difficult to turn down once initiated. Their army has increased significantly. The amount of orphans they have absorbed within their general population is quite troubling; based on our observations, they're teaching them terrorist tactics to strike against the "unjust" five great nations.
Sai: Also, their POW camp is horrendous. Captives are being tortured and beaten everyday despite the reports of hospitality and kindness. It seems some type of experiment is being carried out....
Shino: With my bugs planted deep within their confines, we'll be able to monitor the situation better.
Yamato: [Laughs] Long time no see, Naruto! When's the last time we actually talked?
Naruto: [Ignores Tenzo] Wow, wow, wow! Why aren't I on this mission?! This sounds like some serious stuff Sasuke! Has Shikamaru's intel group been notified yet? How about the research division? Have you even spoken to the Affairs Committee?!
Sasuke: [Amused] [Leans back in chair] You said you wanted to spend some time with your family. I granted you that wish. Now, you're suddenly eager to get back into Shinobi world messiness?
Naruto: You know what I meant about the family part! I wanted some alone time with Hinata and my son. Not complete exodus from Shinobi affair! And as one of the Sannin, it's my duty to embark on challenging task such as these.
Sasuke: Well, then. I'll get you back in touch. Starting now, I'm assigning you an A rank mission.
Naruto: Huh?!!! What is it?!!
Sasuke: [Stares at Naruto a little while longer] [Bends down and rummages through his desk] [Pulls out a pouch] Go by me some lunch.
Naruto: SAAAASUUUUUKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elsewhere....
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???: I'm able to control his every movement, every thought, and every action. From here, we'll scout out the enemies village and then decide when to attack. Of course, I'll have to make Shino non-discernible. The shinobi we want dead, I'll have him tag with some specified markers. And then....
Hikaru... Setsuka... you will infiltrate and sever the head of Konoha's leaf!!!
Hikaru: [Looking bored while reading a book] Hai....
Setsuka: [Smiles manically] Whatever you say, boss [Clutching a giant ball or iron]
The Yakuza have begun their plans! What does this mean for Konohagakure?! Hurry, Naruto! Hurry!!!
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