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Yeah..........i'm bored so here you go.......... this will only make sense if you have seen the show
Naruto Meets Maury Povich
Hello everyone welcome to the Maury Povich show. Today's topic is Lovers that cheat with someone of the opposite ***!
Maury: Everyone Meet Hashirama. Hashirama has been in a long term relationship with his lover madara.
(Backround screen shows Madara backstage)
Audience: Awwwww
Maury: But hashirama has a secret. He has been cheating on Madara with another person
Audience: ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh
(hashirama starts to tear)
Maury: But thats not all, it gets even better......this other person is a woman!
Audience : OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH
Maury: Hashirama i can see you are a bit saddened do you have anything to say?
Hashirama: Sniff i feel so bad
Maruy: Well that why your here to tell the truth to madara.........on national television instead of saving yourself the embarrassment and doing the logical thing by confronting him in privacy but who cares.......i'm getting paid.
Hashirama: wait what did you say.....
Maury: moving along this is madara take a look
(Screen in backround starts to play)
Madara: Hi my name is madara and i is an uchiha. I been brung here today for some reason that i don'ts knows about but i gonna find out. I love hashirama to the point that if i we were to ever separate we would fight then i would seek vengeance on the entire world by creating some illusion after capturing a bunch of bijuu with the help of a boy named obito who got friend-zoned and decided to do the same thing for just as useless a reason........but hasirama would never leave me......never. I just want to go home and watch re runs of Happy Days with my love. (end vid)
Audience: (Clapping)
Maury: Lets bring out madara
(madara enters and audience is clapping followed by the clapping fading away)
Maury: Hey Madara
Madara: Hey maury i love your show and the furniture its so 1970's
Maury: Thanks. You see hashirama has something to tell you that's why you are here on the show Hashirama go ahead
Hashirama: um.......Madara........iv'e been.......been.......cheating on you with another woman
(Madara looking shocked)
Audience: ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh
(audience then calms down)
Hashirama: i'm so sorry....
Madara: WHO DONE IT? WHO DONE IT? OHHH THAT BITCH IS DEAD I HOPE SHE LIKES Meteor's
Maury: lets calm down a sec here you see the woman hashirama was cheating on you with.....shes back stage
Audience: ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhh
Maury: lets bring her out meet Mito
Audience: (clapping)
Mito: oh yeah oh yeah he don't want you no mow umad?
Madara: oh this bitch is done Maury hand me my war fan
Maury: lets calm down
Madara: war fan mother****er
(hands warfan to madara mito reveals kuni)
Maury: security!
(both try to charge each other and get separated they are then seated away from each other)
Maury: alright mito do you have anything to say
Mito: yeah to that girly head **** madara He don't want you no mow he wants me he said it himself #dealwithit
Madara: bitch i hope you like fire......and lots of it
Mito: your fire aint got shit on my seals
Madara: we will see how your seals do against a big ass ****ing meteor how you like that skank
Mito: what was that all i heard was wa wa wa i'm a single bitch
Madara: thats it you so dead imma kill your ass then instagram that shit
(Hashirama Runs off the stage crying and camera guy follows mito then pounces onto madara in a angered fury)
Maury: Security security over here!
(madara and mito are in some intense hand to hand combat then madara shoots a fireball at mito who evades)
Maury: holy shit what the ****......he just blew a fireball out of his mouth did you see that. what the
(camera cuts out and channel appears to be down then starts back with a meteor falling onto the stage killing everyone)
(cuts over to a news room)
Newsman: Hi there i'm harry pitts and todays top story the maury studio has been ravaged by flames and what appears to be a giant meteor. From what we have heard it appears that a relationship conflict from members of the show naruto may have been the source.
There are several Morales to this story my dear viewers........one do not cheat on someone who can summon meteors and can breath fire and two never let naruto characters on the maury show.....that is all
Maury: Everyone Meet Hashirama. Hashirama has been in a long term relationship with his lover madara.
(Backround screen shows Madara backstage)
Audience: Awwwww
Maury: But hashirama has a secret. He has been cheating on Madara with another person
Audience: ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh
(hashirama starts to tear)
Maury: But thats not all, it gets even better......this other person is a woman!
Audience : OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH
Maury: Hashirama i can see you are a bit saddened do you have anything to say?
Hashirama: Sniff i feel so bad
Maruy: Well that why your here to tell the truth to madara.........on national television instead of saving yourself the embarrassment and doing the logical thing by confronting him in privacy but who cares.......i'm getting paid.
Hashirama: wait what did you say.....
Maury: moving along this is madara take a look
(Screen in backround starts to play)
Madara: Hi my name is madara and i is an uchiha. I been brung here today for some reason that i don'ts knows about but i gonna find out. I love hashirama to the point that if i we were to ever separate we would fight then i would seek vengeance on the entire world by creating some illusion after capturing a bunch of bijuu with the help of a boy named obito who got friend-zoned and decided to do the same thing for just as useless a reason........but hasirama would never leave me......never. I just want to go home and watch re runs of Happy Days with my love. (end vid)
Audience: (Clapping)
Maury: Lets bring out madara
(madara enters and audience is clapping followed by the clapping fading away)
Maury: Hey Madara
Madara: Hey maury i love your show and the furniture its so 1970's
Maury: Thanks. You see hashirama has something to tell you that's why you are here on the show Hashirama go ahead
Hashirama: um.......Madara........iv'e been.......been.......cheating on you with another woman
(Madara looking shocked)
Audience: ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh
(audience then calms down)
Hashirama: i'm so sorry....
Madara: WHO DONE IT? WHO DONE IT? OHHH THAT BITCH IS DEAD I HOPE SHE LIKES Meteor's
Maury: lets calm down a sec here you see the woman hashirama was cheating on you with.....shes back stage
Audience: ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhh
Maury: lets bring her out meet Mito
Audience: (clapping)
Mito: oh yeah oh yeah he don't want you no mow umad?
Madara: oh this bitch is done Maury hand me my war fan
Maury: lets calm down
Madara: war fan mother****er
(hands warfan to madara mito reveals kuni)
Maury: security!
(both try to charge each other and get separated they are then seated away from each other)
Maury: alright mito do you have anything to say
Mito: yeah to that girly head **** madara He don't want you no mow he wants me he said it himself #dealwithit
Madara: bitch i hope you like fire......and lots of it
Mito: your fire aint got shit on my seals
Madara: we will see how your seals do against a big ass ****ing meteor how you like that skank
Mito: what was that all i heard was wa wa wa i'm a single bitch
Madara: thats it you so dead imma kill your ass then instagram that shit
(Hashirama Runs off the stage crying and camera guy follows mito then pounces onto madara in a angered fury)
Maury: Security security over here!
(madara and mito are in some intense hand to hand combat then madara shoots a fireball at mito who evades)
Maury: holy shit what the ****......he just blew a fireball out of his mouth did you see that. what the
(camera cuts out and channel appears to be down then starts back with a meteor falling onto the stage killing everyone)
(cuts over to a news room)
Newsman: Hi there i'm harry pitts and todays top story the maury studio has been ravaged by flames and what appears to be a giant meteor. From what we have heard it appears that a relationship conflict from members of the show naruto may have been the source.
There are several Morales to this story my dear viewers........one do not cheat on someone who can summon meteors and can breath fire and two never let naruto characters on the maury show.....that is all
