Sry for mispelling, I am kinda high atm.
So chapter starts with Gai, Madara, and Kakashi.
Madara: dude, gtfo, you arent even main character, you will die.
Gai: who dafaq are you to tell me something like dat?
6 gates release, Morning peacock!
*attack Madara*
Madara: this is one scary taijutsu but its not gonna hurt me, Im protected by plot!
Gai: what?
7 gates release, Daytime tiger!
Madara: cmon, I already survived this kind of attack, its not gonna hurt me!
Gai: Kakashi, who the fu*k is that arrogant bastard?
Kakashi: He is Madara, he used to be Hashiramas boyfriend but he was friendzoned so he now wants to destroy whole shinobi system.
Gai: well, he got a reason, this leaves me no choice but to use gate of death!
Kakashi: no, if you use it Kishi will have to kill me because Obito is also going to die!
Gai: dont be such a *****, he will die in similar way like Jiraya did and everyone will remember us and put in top10 strongest Naruto characters lists.
Kakashi: okay
Gai: gale of death opened!
Kakashi: Dat powa! O_O
Madara: O_O
Gai: Now feel the power of my MORNING BONER!
Kakashi: wasnt it suppose to be midnigh or evening tiger?
Gai: name was changed so it will be twist.
Kakashi: seems legit.
*Gai preperes his final attack*
Gai: YOLO!
*Scene switches to other characters for like 2-3 weeks*
Sasuke: you, you healed me.
????: of course i healed you, you are my favorite.
Sasuke: omg, senpai noticed me!!!
Kishi:you didnt see me coming, dont you? Now take Rikudo sword and kick Madaras ass, I am out of ideas how to kill him so I am also giving you rinnegan to use so OP jutsu like meteors and stuff.
Sasuke: finally ill be able to become hokage!
Kishi: no you wont, I already promised that position for Naruto. Sry, but don't worry, Ill take bijuu away from him so you can be strongest character at the end of manga. Keep it as a secret between us, gays.
Sasuke: Roger that!
*wild Orochimaru and Co appears*
Orochimaru: who was dat dude?
Sasuke: just a fodder, just a fodder...
*scene switches to another dimension*
Obito: Naruto, here take Kurama and beat the crap out of Madara!
*do some weird shit and Naruto wakes up like new*
Naruto: now I will definitely kill Madara!
*wild So6p appears out of nowhere!*
So6p: congratulation, Naruto, you collected all bijuu chakra and now you can choose one upgrade from staff, sword or body.
Naruto: I want staff just like Obito!
So6p(thinking): fu*k, I am out of staffs. Why everyone wants staff?
So6p: take my body and you will be stonk and I will always be inside you, watching you, feeling you.
Naruto: what?
So6p: just take my body ffs, I been having so much fun with Jiraiya and girls in another world and you feggits keep interrupting me!
Naruto: okay, okay.
*Naruto gets power up*
Obito: I dont have much chakra left so I can teleport only one of us.
Sakura: choose me, choose me!
Naruto: you better teleport me or I will tell everyone about your dildo collection hanging like 5 meter from us.
Obito: Kamui!
*Sakura and Obito is left to die*
Sakura: you knw what? I kinda like you.
Obito: you remind me of Rin!
Sakura: really?
Obito: I feel like i still have some chakra left. I will do it!
Rinne tensei!
Sakura: did you just ressurect someone?
Obito: yeah, I ressuructed Rin!
*scene switches to Rin 10 metter underground in coffin*
Rin: WTF?
All comments are welcome.
Sry for bad english.
So chapter starts with Gai, Madara, and Kakashi.
Madara: dude, gtfo, you arent even main character, you will die.
Gai: who dafaq are you to tell me something like dat?
6 gates release, Morning peacock!
*attack Madara*
Madara: this is one scary taijutsu but its not gonna hurt me, Im protected by plot!
Gai: what?
7 gates release, Daytime tiger!
Madara: cmon, I already survived this kind of attack, its not gonna hurt me!
Gai: Kakashi, who the fu*k is that arrogant bastard?
Kakashi: He is Madara, he used to be Hashiramas boyfriend but he was friendzoned so he now wants to destroy whole shinobi system.
Gai: well, he got a reason, this leaves me no choice but to use gate of death!
Kakashi: no, if you use it Kishi will have to kill me because Obito is also going to die!
Gai: dont be such a *****, he will die in similar way like Jiraya did and everyone will remember us and put in top10 strongest Naruto characters lists.
Kakashi: okay
Gai: gale of death opened!
Kakashi: Dat powa! O_O
Madara: O_O
Gai: Now feel the power of my MORNING BONER!
Kakashi: wasnt it suppose to be midnigh or evening tiger?
Gai: name was changed so it will be twist.
Kakashi: seems legit.
*Gai preperes his final attack*
Gai: YOLO!
*Scene switches to other characters for like 2-3 weeks*
Sasuke: you, you healed me.
????: of course i healed you, you are my favorite.
Sasuke: omg, senpai noticed me!!!
Kishi:you didnt see me coming, dont you? Now take Rikudo sword and kick Madaras ass, I am out of ideas how to kill him so I am also giving you rinnegan to use so OP jutsu like meteors and stuff.
Sasuke: finally ill be able to become hokage!
Kishi: no you wont, I already promised that position for Naruto. Sry, but don't worry, Ill take bijuu away from him so you can be strongest character at the end of manga. Keep it as a secret between us, gays.
Sasuke: Roger that!
*wild Orochimaru and Co appears*
Orochimaru: who was dat dude?
Sasuke: just a fodder, just a fodder...
*scene switches to another dimension*
Obito: Naruto, here take Kurama and beat the crap out of Madara!
*do some weird shit and Naruto wakes up like new*
Naruto: now I will definitely kill Madara!
*wild So6p appears out of nowhere!*
So6p: congratulation, Naruto, you collected all bijuu chakra and now you can choose one upgrade from staff, sword or body.
Naruto: I want staff just like Obito!
So6p(thinking): fu*k, I am out of staffs. Why everyone wants staff?
So6p: take my body and you will be stonk and I will always be inside you, watching you, feeling you.
Naruto: what?
So6p: just take my body ffs, I been having so much fun with Jiraiya and girls in another world and you feggits keep interrupting me!
Naruto: okay, okay.
*Naruto gets power up*
Obito: I dont have much chakra left so I can teleport only one of us.
Sakura: choose me, choose me!
Naruto: you better teleport me or I will tell everyone about your dildo collection hanging like 5 meter from us.
Obito: Kamui!
*Sakura and Obito is left to die*
Sakura: you knw what? I kinda like you.
Obito: you remind me of Rin!
Sakura: really?
Obito: I feel like i still have some chakra left. I will do it!
Rinne tensei!
Sakura: did you just ressurect someone?
Obito: yeah, I ressuructed Rin!
*scene switches to Rin 10 metter underground in coffin*
Rin: WTF?
All comments are welcome.
Sry for bad english.
