Hasisas
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Chapter starts with Sasuke and Naruto dying.
*Sakura tries to heal Naruto*
Sakura:Holy ****ing shit, I cant heal a shit...I'll have to use my secter jutsu!
Plot no Jutsu Art: Resurrection
Sakura: Damn, it not working, well, at least I tried.
Scene switces to Madara
Madara: Looks like neither of you going to become hokage...Pathetic...
*Kiba appears giving Madara a cup of lemonade*
Kiba: Lord Madara, your throat must be dry as Shukaku's butt, you got to drink some of my special lemonade, its totally not poisions, trust me.
Madara: Seems legit.
*Madara drinks*
Madara: Damn, it tastes like shit. Better drink my own piss.
Kiba: Mwahahah, you just fallen into my trap!
Madara: lol, yolo.
Kiba: It wasn't lemonade, it actually was Akamaru's piss and now i'll use my clans secret jutsu!
Madara: Impossible, you can't do anything to me, I have rinnegan, mokuton and like 20 more different powers I stole!
Kiba: Like i give a ****
Piss Art: Dog Heat!
Madara: What, I can't controll my body. This kind of jutsus can't exist!
Kiba: Now you are my *****, after drinking Akamaru's piss I can control you and you can't do anything.
*Kiba walks towards Madara and takes his eyes*
Kiba: Now everyone will acknowledge me as a Hokage! Mwahahah
Scene switches to other useless characters
Sakura(crying): I always knew I should become prostitute!
Ino: Yeah, me too, it would be so much easier.
*Kiba uses Piss art: FTG(he can teleport everywhere he or Akamaru pissed) and appers next to other fodders like Sakura etc*
Kiba: Hey you pink haired sl*t, I got a nice pair of eyes so you got to put them into my eye pockets.
Sakura: Damn Kiba, you are so strong, can I have your child?
Kiba: Bit*h please! I'll bang TenTen!
*some panels showing Akamaru riding Madara*
Kiba: Ok, now I declare myself Hokage. This war is over.
Fodders(kages, edos and co): Well, we didnt see him cuming...
**Naruto manga ends**
In next Lord Kiba chapter we will see how Akamaru is trying to inpregnant Madara and Kiba doing stuff in his kage office.
Ty for reading
Sry for bad english
No hard feelings above belt.
Good luck
*Sakura tries to heal Naruto*
Sakura:Holy ****ing shit, I cant heal a shit...I'll have to use my secter jutsu!
Plot no Jutsu Art: Resurrection
Sakura: Damn, it not working, well, at least I tried.
Scene switces to Madara
Madara: Looks like neither of you going to become hokage...Pathetic...
*Kiba appears giving Madara a cup of lemonade*
Kiba: Lord Madara, your throat must be dry as Shukaku's butt, you got to drink some of my special lemonade, its totally not poisions, trust me.
Madara: Seems legit.
*Madara drinks*
Madara: Damn, it tastes like shit. Better drink my own piss.
Kiba: Mwahahah, you just fallen into my trap!
Madara: lol, yolo.
Kiba: It wasn't lemonade, it actually was Akamaru's piss and now i'll use my clans secret jutsu!
Madara: Impossible, you can't do anything to me, I have rinnegan, mokuton and like 20 more different powers I stole!
Kiba: Like i give a ****
Piss Art: Dog Heat!
Madara: What, I can't controll my body. This kind of jutsus can't exist!
Kiba: Now you are my *****, after drinking Akamaru's piss I can control you and you can't do anything.
*Kiba walks towards Madara and takes his eyes*
Kiba: Now everyone will acknowledge me as a Hokage! Mwahahah
Scene switches to other useless characters
Sakura(crying): I always knew I should become prostitute!
Ino: Yeah, me too, it would be so much easier.
*Kiba uses Piss art: FTG(he can teleport everywhere he or Akamaru pissed) and appers next to other fodders like Sakura etc*
Kiba: Hey you pink haired sl*t, I got a nice pair of eyes so you got to put them into my eye pockets.
Sakura: Damn Kiba, you are so strong, can I have your child?
Kiba: Bit*h please! I'll bang TenTen!
*some panels showing Akamaru riding Madara*
Kiba: Ok, now I declare myself Hokage. This war is over.
Fodders(kages, edos and co): Well, we didnt see him cuming...
**Naruto manga ends**
In next Lord Kiba chapter we will see how Akamaru is trying to inpregnant Madara and Kiba doing stuff in his kage office.
Ty for reading
Sry for bad english
No hard feelings above belt.
Good luck
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