[Predictions] Naruto Manga 491 Discussion and 492 Predictions

[Gatsndshanks]

fixed.

>_> <_< xd

 

[narutoclan]

very nice chapter, but only 14 pages. now that sucks, anyway thanks kenshin.

 

[Mugiwara]

very nice chapter, but only 14 pages. now that sucks, anyway thanks kenshin.

17 pages, dont forget that theres 3 double pages.

 

[Mystikk]

Sorry guys i know this is off topic but I can't wait to see sasuke's ems... this chapter was very informative .. i also can't wait to see bee and naruto train..... OMG I JUST REALIZED SOMTHING/// a while back i said that i thought bee and naruto would meet and he would teach naruto how to control his beast better... but i also said that naruto would get some serious sword training like my boy sasuke .... oooo just think of naruto uzumaki with a sword .. that's kick as* lols

 

[zapp42823]

bee will train naruto not by any jutsu but he will train him on how to control his anger... yes his anger... just as i thought before. naruto must empty his mind and soul he must block his anger within his heart and draw the kyubis chakra that is how he will separate the mind of the nine tails... mmmm that is one way of a ninja, mind and spirit must be in one. the sage mode and the kyubis chakra will be the ultimate weapon for naruto, by this means he can perform any jutsu he want to perform...

 

[Itachi Sama]

tnx..
everytime the scene suggests bee to be angry, he seems to end up forcing himself to rap or write rhymes...(like when sasuke kicked him in the neck)
the kyuubi will kill himself if naruto ends up rapping to control him...lol..

How about rock? You know? I have always been thinking how would the Naruto characters would look like if they were made to play like in a rock band, such as the video mods they used to make in MTV. I think the akatsuki would look cool if they were made a heavy metal band, like Slipknot or Rammstain. I picture Kakuzu playing the gitar, and Hidan pulling some crazy stunt =)...

 

[Konoha Rokudaime]

bro if you are referring to this episode of what naruto saw on that island if it is squid or octopus. it is precisely a squid, not only by number of tentacles but also the way it looks, an octopus does not look like that bro.

Everyone except Naruto knows that. How i see is - first Naruto counts the squid's tentacles and the moment the squid attacks Naruto and Eight Tails come to the rescue, Naruto starts counting Eight Tails tentacles. When the counting reached 8, he confirmed it was octopus, he didn't care the looks, what he cares most is the number of tentacles. That's what i'm trying to say

 

[zapp42823]

Everyone except Naruto knows that. How i see is - first Naruto counts the squid's tentacles and the moment the squid attacks Naruto and Eight Tails come to the rescue, Naruto starts counting Eight Tails tentacles. When the counting reached 8, he confirmed it was octopus, he didn't care the looks, what he cares most is the number of tentacles. That's what i'm trying to say

sorry bro i miss-interpret... i just look back of that episode there is really another tentacles outthere lol. thanks men.

 

[Akatsuki leader]

what can i say?... hmmm its a wasting of time manga chapter 490 chapter is 100000000xxxx better than this!!!!!!!!!

Kisame with bee now he can spy the island......to tell madara.... and sasuke gonna fight with naruto.

naruuto gonna be a ****ing rapper? hell kishimoto is writing more stupid things....

Sakura-bayo ****ing bayo sasuke bayo i kill you bayo......

 

[uhIpooped]

How about rock? You know? I have always been thinking how would the Naruto characters would look like if they were made to play like in a rock band, such as the video mods they used to make in MTV. I think the akatsuki would look cool if they were made a heavy metal band, like Slipknot or Rammstain. I picture Kakuzu playing the gitar, and Hidan pulling some crazy stunt =)...

I like the Idea but... I see them as more Techno-tards... In fact.. here is Madara's true form..
Tobi using his transpo jutsu to bring in the fog and Lasers...
And you thought Itachi was fast at weaving hand signs...

 

[uhIpooped]

No wonder Madara is one of the most feared Ninja...

 

[what a drag]

So many post already!!!hehe.. its a good chapter after all that funny acts again by naruto...we just hope that it will be the "how to tame the kyubii inside naruto" that KB will teach him instead of some kind of jutsu.. i wonder what will be the the role of the frog that naruto swallowed??? kishi did jumped ahead again this time coz the kage meeting is already on the roll...hope we see Sasuke's EMS next chapter..anyways thanks KENSHIN for the manga u are early and a good chapter all in all...

 

[Sennin Jinchuuriki]

Everyone except Naruto knows that. How i see is - first Naruto counts the squid's tentacles and the moment the squid attacks Naruto and Eight Tails come to the rescue, Naruto starts counting Eight Tails tentacles. When the counting reached 8, he confirmed it was octopus, he didn't care the looks, what he cares most is the number of tentacles. That's what i'm trying to say

lol

 

[Pin]

i like the fact that naruto still retains his innocence as a person even when he has matured so much in skill and power as a ninja! his expressions sure were funny in this chapter
and what a short chapter! okay there might've been double pages but sure felt short

off to watch the anime now~

 

[Konoha Rokudaime]

sorry bro i miss-interpret... i just look back of that episode there is really another tentacles outthere lol. thanks men.

No probs, bro. It happens sometimes

 

[Konoha Rokudaime]

Guys look what i've found, damn funny

Spoof Prediction

(On the boat)
Kirabi: So that’s the deal, uh?
Naruto: Can you train me, pretty please?!
Kirabi: Yeah, whiskers dude. But only if you show me your Enka skills.
Naruto: Of course!
Yamato: Why do I feel this won’t end well…?
Kirabi: ♪ Aww shit, get your towels ready, it’s about to go down! ♪
Naruto: ♪ Yeah, shawty… ♪
Kirabi: ♪ Everybody in the place hit the ****in deck! ♪
Naruto: ♪ Yeah, shawty… ♪
Kirabi: ♪But stay on your mother****in toes, we runnin this, let’s go! ♪
Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat, everybody look at me cause I’m sailin on a boat! I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat, take a good hard look at the mother****in boat! ♪
Kirabi: ♪ I’m on a boat ,mother****er, take a look at me, straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea, bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat, you can’t stop me, mother****er, cause I’m on a boat! ♪
Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ Take a picture, trick! I’m on a boat, bitch! We training Bijuu style, cause it’s so flippy! ♪
Kirabi: ♪ I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies, I’m flippin swords, you at Uchiha’s straight flippin copies! I’m ridin on a oxtupus, doin flips and shit, this oxtupus’ splashin, gettin everybody all wet, but this ain’t One Piece, this is real as it gets, I’m on a boat mother****er, don’t you ever forget! ♪
Naruto: ♪ I’m on a boat and, it’s goin fast and I got a nautical themed manga to compete with! I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Luffy. If you’re on the shore, then you’re sho’ not me! ♪
Kirabi: ♪ Get the **** up, this boat is real! ♪
Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ **** land, I’m on a boat, mother****er! **** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er! ♪
Yamato: Are you insulting me?
Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ I’m on the deck with my boys, mother****er! The boat engine make noise, mother****er! Hey pa, if you could see me now, arms spread wide on the starboard bow, gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow, against the Juubi, anything is possible! ♪
Naruto: ♪ Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat, it’s a big blue watery road. Ero-Sennin, look at me, oh (all hands on the deck)! Never thought I’d see the day when a big boat comin my way. Believe me when I say, I ****ed Sasuke! ♪ (everyone is shocked)
Yamato: I knew it….
Kumogakure nin: Well, someone’s out of the closet….
Kirabi: Dude…
Naruto: What?
Kirabi: That last line, it was so… ****ing pro, dattebayo!
Yamato: WHAT?! You didn’t just say dattebayo!
Naruto: Yeah, I know, dattebayo!
Yamato: Shit!
Kirabi & Naruto: Dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo datt-
Yamato: **** this, I’m out of here! (jumps to the water)
Kirabi: Geez… dude got issues…

(In the Island)
Jack: (with Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Jin and Sun, crossing the plains) I have no idea what is making these sounds…
Kate: What if it’s polar bears?
Hurley: Dude, I ate them on the way.
Sayid: That explains a LOT of things…
Jack: We’re almost at the source… (sees Kirabi and Naruto in Eight-Tails version 2 and Kn6, respectively) What the…
Jin: Ige mwoya?! *
Sun: Chogsu gang-gan! **
Kirabi: Now, you must create a cool catchphrase… like “Now you’ll get the Texas Longhorn!” That way, people will awe at you, dattebayo!
Naruto: Hummm… Go, Fox News, dattebayo!
Kirabi: That was weak, dattebayo!
Yamato: (in fetal position) Find the happy place… find the happy place…
Jack: What is happening here?
Yamato: Two knuckleheads rapping… and Adam Sandler ruining the pacing of the manga with the damn remote…
Adam Sandler: (In a Mokuton cage, trying to reach the remote) But I want it to scratch my heiny!
Seagull: (laughing hysterically) He’s so damn funny! brought to u by scholarization.wordpress.com
Adam Sandler: I don’t like when the ninja slaps me with his wood…
Seagull: (laughing hysterically) He’s a genius, I tell you!
Yamato: Wait, wait… references to Family Guy, the movie Click, Fox News, Lost, One Piece and The Lonely Island? If I know Numinous well, this spoof lacks a Final Fantasy reference. (looks around) Well, maybe not. I just hope Kakashi-senpai is doing better than me….

*What the hell?!
** Tentacle rape!

(In Naruto’s house)
Kakashi: (raiding the house) Damn, there must be something in this mess from Jiraiya, I need something new to do… Tsunade took my place as Hokage, just my luck… (grabs a black book) What is this…. “Black Bible” by Uzumaku Naruto?! (opens the book) I didn’t know Naruto was into relig- HOLY MOTHER OF ALL FAPPING!

(In a meeting room)
Kurenai (breastfeeding a little baby): My fellow members of the Forgotten Characters Syndicate, I present to you our new companions on the fight for screentime, Suigetsu and Juugo! (applaused are heard)
Juugo: It feels so good to have people that know our pain.
Suigetsu: Hey, Kurenai, I didn’t know you already had the baby!
Kurenai: Do you think Kishimoto cares? I had little Sarutobi between chapters 455 and 456, but he didn’t care the least.
Hinata: At least you had some quality time with your hubby, my confession is still unanswered!
Yuugao: Whiny bitches, I’m the living proof of “Kishi doesn’t care”!
Suigetsu: Well, Kishi sucks, so who cares?!
Juugo: Speaking about sucking, isn’t odd that Naruto is sucking so many animals?

(In the island)
Yamato: Naruto, stop sucking Kimahri!
Naruto: But he hasn’t reached his Overdrive yet!
Kirabi: Well, there’s your Final Fantasy reference… By Numinous

 

[uhIpooped]

Guys look what i've found, damn funny

Spoof Prediction

(On the boat)
Kirabi: So that’s the deal, uh?
Naruto: Can you train me, pretty please?!
Kirabi: Yeah, whiskers dude. But only if you show me your Enka skills.
Naruto: Of course!
Yamato: Why do I feel this won’t end well…?
Kirabi: ♪ Aww shit, get your towels ready, it’s about to go down! ♪
Naruto: ♪ Yeah, shawty… ♪
Kirabi: ♪ Everybody in the place hit the ****in deck! ♪
Naruto: ♪ Yeah, shawty… ♪
Kirabi: ♪But stay on your mother****in toes, we runnin this, let’s go! ♪
Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat, everybody look at me cause I’m sailin on a boat! I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat, take a good hard look at the mother****in boat! ♪
Kirabi: ♪ I’m on a boat ,mother****er, take a look at me, straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea, bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat, you can’t stop me, mother****er, cause I’m on a boat! ♪
Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ Take a picture, trick! I’m on a boat, bitch! We training Bijuu style, cause it’s so flippy! ♪
Kirabi: ♪ I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies, I’m flippin swords, you at Uchiha’s straight flippin copies! I’m ridin on a oxtupus, doin flips and shit, this oxtupus’ splashin, gettin everybody all wet, but this ain’t One Piece, this is real as it gets, I’m on a boat mother****er, don’t you ever forget! ♪
Naruto: ♪ I’m on a boat and, it’s goin fast and I got a nautical themed manga to compete with! I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Luffy. If you’re on the shore, then you’re sho’ not me! ♪
Kirabi: ♪ Get the **** up, this boat is real! ♪
Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ **** land, I’m on a boat, mother****er! **** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er! ♪
Yamato: Are you insulting me?
Kirabi & Naruto: ♪ I’m on the deck with my boys, mother****er! The boat engine make noise, mother****er! Hey pa, if you could see me now, arms spread wide on the starboard bow, gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow, against the Juubi, anything is possible! ♪
Naruto: ♪ Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat, it’s a big blue watery road. Ero-Sennin, look at me, oh (all hands on the deck)! Never thought I’d see the day when a big boat comin my way. Believe me when I say, I ****ed Sasuke! ♪ (everyone is shocked)
Yamato: I knew it….
Kumogakure nin: Well, someone’s out of the closet….
Kirabi: Dude…
Naruto: What?
Kirabi: That last line, it was so… ****ing pro, dattebayo!
Yamato: WHAT?! You didn’t just say dattebayo!
Naruto: Yeah, I know, dattebayo!
Yamato: Shit!
Kirabi & Naruto: Dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo dattebayo datt-
Yamato: **** this, I’m out of here! (jumps to the water)
Kirabi: Geez… dude got issues…

(In the Island)
Jack: (with Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Jin and Sun, crossing the plains) I have no idea what is making these sounds…
Kate: What if it’s polar bears?
Hurley: Dude, I ate them on the way.
Sayid: That explains a LOT of things…
Jack: We’re almost at the source… (sees Kirabi and Naruto in Eight-Tails version 2 and Kn6, respectively) What the…
Jin: Ige mwoya?! *
Sun: Chogsu gang-gan! **
Kirabi: Now, you must create a cool catchphrase… like “Now you’ll get the Texas Longhorn!” That way, people will awe at you, dattebayo!
Naruto: Hummm… Go, Fox News, dattebayo!
Kirabi: That was weak, dattebayo!
Yamato: (in fetal position) Find the happy place… find the happy place…
Jack: What is happening here?
Yamato: Two knuckleheads rapping… and Adam Sandler ruining the pacing of the manga with the damn remote…
Adam Sandler: (In a Mokuton cage, trying to reach the remote) But I want it to scratch my heiny!
Seagull: (laughing hysterically) He’s so damn funny! brought to u by scholarization.wordpress.com
Adam Sandler: I don’t like when the ninja slaps me with his wood…
Seagull: (laughing hysterically) He’s a genius, I tell you!
Yamato: Wait, wait… references to Family Guy, the movie Click, Fox News, Lost, One Piece and The Lonely Island? If I know Numinous well, this spoof lacks a Final Fantasy reference. (looks around) Well, maybe not. I just hope Kakashi-senpai is doing better than me….

*What the hell?!
** Tentacle rape!

(In Naruto’s house)
Kakashi: (raiding the house) Damn, there must be something in this mess from Jiraiya, I need something new to do… Tsunade took my place as Hokage, just my luck… (grabs a black book) What is this…. “Black Bible” by Uzumaku Naruto?! (opens the book) I didn’t know Naruto was into relig- HOLY MOTHER OF ALL FAPPING!

(In a meeting room)
Kurenai (breastfeeding a little baby): My fellow members of the Forgotten Characters Syndicate, I present to you our new companions on the fight for screentime, Suigetsu and Juugo! (applaused are heard)
Juugo: It feels so good to have people that know our pain.
Suigetsu: Hey, Kurenai, I didn’t know you already had the baby!
Kurenai: Do you think Kishimoto cares? I had little Sarutobi between chapters 455 and 456, but he didn’t care the least.
Hinata: At least you had some quality time with your hubby, my confession is still unanswered!
Yuugao: Whiny bitches, I’m the living proof of “Kishi doesn’t care”!
Suigetsu: Well, Kishi sucks, so who cares?!
Juugo: Speaking about sucking, isn’t odd that Naruto is sucking so many animals?

(In the island)
Yamato: Naruto, stop sucking Kimahri!
Naruto: But he hasn’t reached his Overdrive yet!
Kirabi: Well, there’s your Final Fantasy reference… By Numinous

OMG! that was HILARIOUS! LMAO xd

 

[veggetta13]

On eof the worst chapters I've read.. I did like th thread of fooling Naruto in that way. two nice senseis to get the grips on the jinchuriki hyubi or whatever... yamat and Bee, that's gonn be ineresting. Well, in 10 more chapters apparently

 

[dryman19]

i have a point how can naruto lose chakra by sahmeda . they said nine tails have unlimited amount of chakra . my point is how much chakra sahmeda can swallaow . is it able to swallow the full chakara of hachibi and kyubi i dont think so .so what u guys think about that point

 

[Pupps]

hm..very interesting predictions..
does any one think that maybe naruto and sasuke might die in the end??? like everyone stops fighting and watches those two fight and in the end they both die??